Going to a therapy....(reminds me of the song 'Alive')

Therapist: okay I'm gonna say some words, tell me the first word you get in your mind...
Green

Me: Niall is Irish and his favorite color is green.

Therapist: cat

Me: harry loves pussy.

Therapist: vegetables

Me: carrot is a vegetable and Louis loves girls who eats carrots.

Therapist: brick.

Me: Zayn stood on a break to have his first kiss.

Therapist:map

Me: liam doesn't know his geography.

Therapist: Hawaii

Me: lilo and stitch, double reference because it is a Disney movie, lilo is the couple name of liam and Louis.

Therapist: obsessed

Me: dedicated

Therapist: Sorry , I can't help you.

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Pretty much relatable 😂😂

Can anyone find wallpapers like these for me?😭