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elliot.bleil:
We really out here with @wired answering autofill questions about ourselves and our new movie #SuperhumanBlueprint. Seriously. Watch @warrenliberato fall in love /w me at the link in my bio and we'll break into your home in the middle of the night and belt out High School Musical songs /w you no joke DO IT NOW

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warrenliberato ⠀ ily baby boy 😘

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ ily 2 best boy 🥰

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @elliot.bleil wow that was so gay of us lol let's swear to never do it ever again except not really i'm kidding i love you let's elope in vegas

↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ @warrenliberato oh, so i'm just a side piece to you now? 😩 i see how it is. never trust a nerd ass secret gamer boy 🚫🙅🏻‍♀️🤧

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ uh oh

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @warrenliberato Oh so you're CHEATING on me with YOUR girlfriend? I want a DIVORCE!!!

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ ya'll know i love roleplay @amarabelmonte @elliot.bleil

↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ oh my god 🤦🏻‍♀️

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @warrenliberato You're the reason Obama won't reply to my tweets

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johnboyega ⠀ Starring alongside you two in SB was dope!! Interview was somehow even better! Must get together with the rest of the core six cast soon 😁✌🏿

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ hell yeah, man! you, oscar and i need to catch up, too. let's finally get finn, poe dameron and bellamy ronan back together in one room again 🤟🏼

↳ johnboyega ⠀ @warrenliberato Oscar might be Poe Dameron from Stars Wars to most, but he'll always be Brier Sarros from Fragments to me first 😜

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ This is so wholesome, you guys are gonna make me cry on my own post 🤧 @johnboyega @warrenliberato

↳ johnboyega ⠀ Don't worry, we'll get Thorn Dillon-Holman in on it too, man!

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Aw heck, HERE COME THE TEARS BOYS!!!!!!

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warrenliberato:
hey @ hollywood, if you like us in our upcoming superhero movie together, you should cast us in a buddy cop movie next where we're sworn enemies, except instead of us being cops, we're amateur detectives in high school like nancy drew forced to work together to solve a mystery. AND MAKE IT GAY!!!!!!

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elliot.bleil ⠀ I can be the Holmes to your Watson, baby ;-)

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @elliot.bleil i'm not even gonna complain about being watson with how smooth that was

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ How about we SherLOCK this plan down then ;-)

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ ........you just had to go and ruin it, didn't you?

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joekeery ⠀ cool idea but... hate it if i can't be the hacker friend in this scenario who may or may not be high all the time

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ o shit wuddup, king steve harrington in the house !!!! 👑

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @warrenliberato No don't let him into our movie, his hair is already so full of secrets

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @elliot.bleil too late. let's make this bitch a threesome

↳ joekeery ⠀ i'll mark my calendar 💗

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ change of plans @ hollywood, don't approach me with a script unless you're willing to get in on that triple threat ~~gay~~ shit

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @ Hollywood don't be homophobic you cowards (Can I say that? Is that allowed? Am I going to get fired?)

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @elliot.bleil maybe don't say it again just to be safe

↳ elliot.bleil⠀ Because I'll get fired ??!

↳ warrenliberato⠀ @elliot.bleil no, because you're a geek ass nerd. sit down

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rorythescout ⠀ Alright boys, I'm curious. What role do you have for me?

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @rorythescout The evil little sister who has a redemption arc and saves everyone from themselves at the end

↳ joekeery ⠀ the dead body

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @rorythescout definitely the dead body

↳ rorythescout ⠀ 💖 @elliot.bleil

↳ rorythescout ⠀ 🖕🖕🖕 @joekeery @warrenliberato

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amarabelmonte ⠀ hey... what's a girl gotta do to get in on this? assign me a role. garbage girl... trash hoe... i'm desperate

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ The murderer

↳ joekeery ⠀ @amarabelmonte oh the murderer for sure

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @amarabelmonte my hot girlfriend

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @warrenliberato What happened to getting in on that gay shit you bisexual phoney

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @elliot.bleil yeah but... my girlfriend...

↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ you're so weak 🙄 @warrenliberato

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @amarabelmonte only for you ♥️

↳ rorythescout ⠀ Aww!

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ PUKE

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joekeery ⠀ @elliot.bleil well... i guess it's up to us to provide for the world again

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ 🤔🤔 Chill horny boy watchu mean AGAIN @joekeery

↳ joekeery ⠀ @elliot.bleil oh come on, we all know precious prince thorn and king steve are endgame 😍

↳ rorythescout ⠀ Is that a Stranger Things 2 spoiler? @joekeery

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @rorythescout It's a threat and he's got me by the neck

↳ joekeery ⠀ holding throats instead of hands 💗 @elliot.bleil

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ ah yes... excellent... my buddy cop movie is already plotting itself out... hollywood will be knocking at my door in no time...

↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ @warrenliberato Nope, that was just me pulling into the driveway. Open up, slut ♥️

↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @amarabelmonte i love that you make me work for it

↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Ya'll two sickos realise this conversation is public, right...?

⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Aaand they're gone

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" THE DISASTERS "

el (not eleven) ⚡️— Elliot
generic fuckboy 🍆 — Warren
warren's world 🌎 — Amara
girl (scout) cookie 🍪 — Scout

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generic fuckboy 🍆 has changed warren's world 🌎's name to we just fucked 🤠!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
HELL YEAH WE DID

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Oh my fucking god

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generic fuckboy 🍆
hey!! that's what amara said when i went down on her ten minutes ago!!

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Oh my mothafuckinn GODDDD
— Ya'll NASTY!!!!

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
GAH, my poor virgin eyes!!!!
— Better shield yours too, little Elliot

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I AIN'T A VIRGIN

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Oh, mhmm. How so?
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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Life itself... existence.....
— Always fucking me over

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generic fuckboy 🍆
we could always work a sex scene into our buddy cop movie and do it for real man

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
What the fuck is wrong with you
— I mean, I'm flattered but
— Wait NO I'M NOT I didn't mean to hit send ignore that
— Is sex all you think about?

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generic fuckboy 🍆
with amara, yeah
— aw i made her blush at that
— fuck man she's so cute

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
🙄🙄🙄
— Did you really revive this dead groupchat just so you could announce you and Amara got it on for the hundredth time?

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generic fuckboy 🍆
well, yes.....
— and no........
— and this group chat ain't even that dead. it's been like a week since we all last talked
— aren't i allowed to miss my groupies? 😩

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Technically it still has been a week
— Amara ain't here to weigh it out

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generic fuckboy 🍆
you say that like she isn't right beside me
— scratch that, on top
— she's on top of me

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I want to bleach my soul
— Tell me how to FUCK you two starred in a movie together where your character is the most VIRGIN soft bitch EVER and yet you turned out like THIS
— SERIOUSLY I am so CONFUSED

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generic fuckboy 🍆
you swear too much

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
SO DOES MY CHARACTER
— AT LEAST I'M CONSISTENT

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Oh please, would you guys stop sword fighting with your limp dicks
— At least YOUR characters had actual development early on and weren't just cardboard cutouts like MINE!!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
GASP
— YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
DON'T TALK ABOUT JESSICA MCCALL THAT WAY YOU BITCH

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
BLAGH, go to hell the both of you
— We're on the last season of Teen Wolf anyway, I guess...

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I remember being Shooketh™️ when it was revealed in season five that Jess was adopted all along

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
How were you possibly surprised by that
— She's a WHITE McCall with BLUE EYES
— I myself am plainer than white bread

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I thought your eyes were green at one point

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Total misconception
— I just had trouble looking at the camera when Jess was promoted to a regular in season four so there's a weird glare

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generic fuckboy 🍆
i still think my boy nolan should have got with jess in the end

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Nolan didn't need Jess to make him happy, he needed to be wrapped up in a blanket burrito of warmth and love and deserved to have proper counselling 😓
— At least he and Jess got to be actual friends despite him trying to kill her!!!!
— Anyone who talks smack about le smol bab Nolan Holloway can fight me

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generic fuckboy 🍆
you can do that blanket burrito thing to me.... same thing.......

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Go suck an egg
— And WTF dude, last month you said you wish Nolan got with Liam!!!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
WELL YEAH THAT TOO
— but jess and liam just HAD to be endgame and couldn't SHARE

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
The same problem happened with Victoria Moroles' character Hayden
— Her and Jess had mad chemistry
— Lesbians. Missed opportunity...

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generic fuckboy 🍆
aw, victoria 😢
— i'm still fucked they wrote her character out of the last season
— i would have loved to work with her on a set again. we made our tag team duo bellamy and cortessa look so good 🤧

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Damn hypocrites. Ya'll guys go off at me for Stranger Things spoilers and YET
— You guys still have to introduce me to Victoria at some point btw
— Don't tell her I said this but... I had the biggest crush on her in Fragments man

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generic fuckboy 🍆
that's bellamy's SISTER you're talking about you cuck
— BELLAMY AND CORTESSA'S BROTP COULD WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THORN AND JAY'S BROTP

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
SUCK MY DICK LIBERATO

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generic fuckboy 🍆
is that an INVITATION!!!??

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Damn, where is Amara when I need her
— Help me out
— S.O.S girlfriend
— S.O.S !!!!!!!

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we just fucked 🤠
YEEHAW, HOWDY HO
— ONE SEC

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we just fucked 🤠 has changed their name to mom friend 💗!

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mom friend 💗
okay, talk to momma

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
First of all, hi Amara ☺️
— And second of all
— AMARA CONTROL YOUR MAN

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mom friend 💗
aw, elliot... no

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
WHY NOT??¿?

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mom friend 💗
what can i say?
— he went down on me

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Fuck... ALL of you
— I'm running away
— If you need me I'll be in the dumpster, drinking non alcoholic beverages until I finally turn twenty one, listening to a Spotify playlist entitled "Life is Shit and Friends Are a Disappointment"

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Oh sweet dude
— Can I come out and join you?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Yeah...

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⠀generic fuckboy 🍆
can we make it a foursome?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
................yeah

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generic fuckboy 🍆
see you soon then, baby boy 💗
— and uh, i forgot to ask, have you watched our interview with wired yet???

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
To be honest, I promoted it on Insta because contract n shit but I couldn't make it past the first frame due to Nerves™️ 🙂

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generic fuckboy 🍆
if it makes you feel any better, i haven't watched it either 🙇🏼‍♂️ amara did and said it was cute or whatever but i call bullshit because she has a bias for literally anything and everything i'm in
— lol true 💗💗💗
— that was amara ♥️ ^^^

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Okay..... y'all cute again.....
— I overheard Scoutmaster here watching our interview too so it looks like it's just us two being lil bitches about it

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Literally HOW did you hear me??
— I'm buried beneath a cocoon of blankets right now I am SOUNDPROOFED

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
You're a shit flatmate that's how
— So Warren, Amara, whoever. Should I call for pizza or are you gonna be a while?

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mom friend 💗
warren's getting dressed first
— he needs five hours in advance to go through everything in our closet only to like, settle on the same grey shirt he started with GOSH elliot you know this!!!

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Literally why

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generic fuckboy 🍆
fuck you that's why

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Amara...... sweetie....... literally the kindest person I know in the entire world........
— Remind us why you date HIM again???

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mom friend 💗

i have 1k photos of him and a whole nsfw album if you need more convincing

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Please no, I'm a little too lesbian for this

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mom friend 💗
OH WAIT i have one more!!!
— this was the first photo warren ever sent to me of himself and just LOOK at this kid

— i think we were two weeks into filming fragments at this point so this is like, such an early on Soft™️ bellamy look UGH 😍
— i can't believe i still have this
— then again, yes i can

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generic fuckboy 🍆
it's cute because she hated my fucking guts then and i was moping because she rejected my advancements lmfao

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Let me guess......... you were still a raging fuckboy at that point? 👀

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generic fuckboy 🍆
still fresh out of high school and a hometown runaway, so yeah. and amara was the first girl to ever reject me, actually
— i knew i couldn't have her as i was, so i decided i had to change for her

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Fucking hell dude
— I'd find that adorable if I didn't feel so weird that I haven't seen these rat photos of you before now uhhh, not that I keep track
— My eyes?? Burning. I can't unsee many things and this is one of them

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generic fuckboy 🍆
that's because they were SUPPOSED to only be for AMARA teehee gosh mar how ~*~emBArraSSinG~*~

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mom friend 💗
🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
— you're hot shit baby. and btw....
— estoy chupando polla esta noche ♥️

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generic fuckboy 🍆
si no estuvieras esperando en el coche, podrías haberlo hecho ahora 😘

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
OH MY GOD SCOUT WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT TRANSLATE THAT

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
I'm....... gonna...... do it......

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
RORY MARIE MAYHEW
— As your unrelated cool adoptive older brother figure I command you to NOT

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
FINE.... but only because I don't want you coming into my room and tearing me out of my snuggly little cocoon 👿

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generic fuckboy 🍆
this family is so dysfunctional
— ya'll gonna have to call me bro instead of daddy tho because some fans be ruining that shit for me lmfao

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
🖕 Oh 🖕 my 🖕 GOD 🖕
— Just get the hell here and watch this interview with us before we rot
— And bring snacks you bitch
— AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELVES

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generic fuckboy 🍆
but...... my girlfriend.....

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
FUCK YO GIRLFRIEND

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mom friend 💗
that he already did 💋

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generic fuckboy 🍆
YEEHAWW 🤠🤠🤠🤠

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( ミ☆ ) A/N.
i'm already such a Hoe for warren

first chapters are always bad and awkward to leave off on and i'm not a funny person (nor do i talk to people i know irl through social media) so this sucks lmfao. hopefully everyone is likeable so far though???? they're obviously quite different from their characters in my fics but that's the idea!!! and i'm probably ruining some jokes he makes in the future by disclaiming this but warren isn't ACTUALLY this 'sex fiend' who gets it on with amara constantly. nine times outta ten he's just bullshitting and amara joins in because ~~quirky~~ couple. oh, and the google autofill interview with elliot and warren will be coming up in the next chapter, so stay tuned for that!!!

p.s: you bet your ass jessica mccall was adopted and lasted with liam dunbar until the very end of teen wolf (because no one else bloody did from start to finish)

p.p.s: don't steal the manips and/or edits i make for this story PLEASE. i put blood, sweat, and my 3am sleep deprived tears into them all so don't be a rat. like i hate that i've had to put watermarks on them because it ruins the realism but ya know 🤷🏻‍♀️
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— Liv