( ミ☆ ) CHAPTER SIX
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amarabelmonte:
FEELING A LOT OF LOVE TODAY AND MISSING MY FRAGMENTS CAST 🥺 here's a #tbt to when these dork baby toddlers stole my phone on set and caused more chaos than usual all day, because it is just so awful to look at and i hate it and i am hideously in love w them!!! in the heart of bellamy, ferric, and kip (and demetria 💋), let's start a #tbt train and warm some hearts by sharing your favourite memory with the people you appreciate!!! el amor nos une; love unites us 💖

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tagged — warrenliberato, chanceperdomo, noahschnapp
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chanceperdomo ⠀ [ASMR] pack of baby wolves attacks you until you either fall asleep or die from your injuries (1 hour) (satisfying)

⠀⠀⠀↳ noahschnapp ⠀ Awoo ʕ•́ᴥ•̀ʔ

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ aaaaaaaaaaa WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

⠀⠀⠀↳ username01 ⠀ Furries, man...

⠀⠀⠀↳ username02 ⠀ weird year we're having for the hunger games 🤔

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ @username02 better than how they actually went

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ Oof

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ OOF

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noahschnapp ⠀ Can't remember why exactly I was making that face but it's pretty identical to my current one 🥴

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ awww it's okay to be a snivel man noah!!!! let it all out! 💗

⠀⠀⠀↳ noahschnapp ⠀ But I'm not a crybaby like Warren @amarabelmonte

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ HEY

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username03 ⠀ chance said "yes i'm the lead guitarist in a metal band and what about it"

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ Debut news headline: "Studies Find That New Metal Band Formed By Chance Perdomo Is Better Than The Deftones."

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ NO ONE IS BETTER THAN THE DEFTONES @chanceperdomo

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ Extended headline: "— And Nobody But Warren Liberato Is Pissed."

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username04 ⠀ does no one else think it's kinda weird that warren just...... stole his gf's phone???

⠀⠀⠀↳ username03 ⠀ it's literally not that deep. depending on when this pic was taken they probs weren't even dating yet

⠀⠀⠀↳ username05 ⠀ Does no one else think it's kinda weird that this user just..... didn't read Amara's desc where she clearly said all three boys stole her phone??? 🤪

⠀⠀⠀↳ username04 ⠀ aight. chill. i'm just saying ?????? kinda sus 👀 @username03 @username05

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ It was a collaborative effort between us all, love. If you're gonna blame anybody, blame our fantastic teamwork and stealth x

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀for context @ curious internet goers, chance and warren colliding and bashing noses together after trying to escape while noah calmly played distraction is what chance calls 'stealth'

⠀⠀⠀↳ noahschnapp ⠀Imagine being the youngest, non stupid one of us three.... Oh wait, 'tis me 🤪

⠀⠀⠀↳ username04 ⠀ is this really happening on my comment right now

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username06 ⠀ chance perdomo i cordially invite you to step on me

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀Ma'am or sir or non binary pal, unfortunately you may die

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE @chanceperdomo

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀AGAIN

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @chanceperdomo No dude stop stealing my best friend dude that twink is MINE to obliterate dude

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ You wanna reword that again or...? 👀 @elliot.bleil

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rorythescout ⠀ I can't believe Bellamy, Kip, and Ferric all survived the Hunger Games, safetly returned home, legally changed their names, and moved to LA to become actors and live out the rest of their lives as menaces to society :/

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ bellamy really let himself go over the years huh

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ That bitch ever gonna propose to Demetria?

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ 👀

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ 👀👀👀

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ 👀  ?????

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀😳😳😳

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elliot.bleil:
Remember when @georgiegirlthepom came to visit the set of #StrangerThings2 and Leon, Noah and I became dog moms for a day? Because it's kind of foggy to me now that I think about it and I'm pretty sure that's thanks to me seeing through tears a majority of the time!!!!!!! @joekeery buy me a puppy challenge #tbt

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username01 ⠀ PLEASE TELL ME THORN GETS A DOG NEXT SEASON

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ I mean, he might come across some other breed of bitch....

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ ME!! ✨🤩

joekeery ⠀ elliot stop asking me for a puppy and trying to facetime me challenge

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ I wouldn't try to call your rat face if you gave me a pup bro

⠀⠀⠀↳ joekeery ⠀ @elliot.bleil are my good looks, charm, and dazzling smoulder not puppy material enough for you? 😘

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @joekeery You spend way too much time with Warren

⠀⠀⠀↳ joekeery ⠀ @elliot.bleil if you don't drop the puppy thing steve might yoink two love interests from thorn next season. watch ur back always sweetie xxx

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ ...Now KITH 💋

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warrenliberato ⠀ ay yo can you stop stealing @noahschnapp from me??? i had him first. regards

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Oh, are we doing this???? In that case @noahschnapp tell him I'M the better mom

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ showing him how to kickflip from a rail six feet off the ground isn't very good parenting 🥴

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ And putting fireworks into a barrel and lighting them on fire to see what happens apparently IS @ fellow internet people

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ you and noah did what now @warrenliberato

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ ha HA @ internet my name is larren wiberato, elliot is just joking and for the record i have done NOTHING wrong in my life EVER

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Aight suck an egg @warrenliberato Noah is officially my kid only no exceptions

⠀⠀⠀↳ noahschnapp ⠀ Actually you both suck @elliot.bleil @warrenliberato

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ NO WAIT

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ At least I still have @leondaytona 🥺

⠀⠀⠀↳ leondaytona ⠀ yeaaah.... who's gonna tell him....? 😬

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ AHAHAHA

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aubreymoore ⠀ *babie noises*

⠀⠀⠀↳ username02 ⠀ um....... so warren almost never likes comments but he liked this chick's 👀👀👀 ok. i see u

⠀⠀⠀↳ username03 ⠀ warren diehards please explain

⠀⠀⠀↳ username04 ⠀ who's aubrey moore lmao

⠀⠀⠀↳ username05 ⠀ First of all, chill. Second of all, Aubrey follows both Elliot and Warren, so she probably knows them. Let my boys chill and interact with whoever they want. Jesus 🙄

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username06 ⠀ WARREN KNOWS BREE WARREN KNOWS BREE WARREN KNOWS BREE

⠀⠀⠀↳ username07 ⠀ Okay but who is she? Means nobody to me ma'am 🥴

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username06 ⠀ imagine not knowing queen bree..... could not be me

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username08 ⠀ yes. hi. priorities to be found where??? why are ya'll freaking out about some rando girl when my boys are holding a DOGGIE

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username09 ⠀ 🗣 CAN THE NEXT W*RREN DRAMA PLEASE LEAVE THE BUILDING 🗣

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username06 ⠀ aaaaand queue the bandwagoning anti's.....

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username10 ⠀ I wish Elliot would stop associating with him lol

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username11 ⠀ i watched this youtube video of a girl who went to school with warren and she said he was an asshole to everybody

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username12 ⠀ @username11 K, that's fine if you believe it, but don't always buy into everything you see online. Another storytime video made about Warren was full of misinformation about his sister, saying she's in a psychiatric ward, which is bull. People will do anything for clout

⠀⠀⠀⠀↳ username08 ⠀ ummm this thread is just sad lol anyways I LOVE ELLIOT ELLIS BLEIL and he doesn't need this drama good fucken NIGHT

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warrenliberato:
#tbt to reaping day reshoots!! my love and i made bellamy and demetria look good in blue and orange 😍 @fragmentsmovie #TheSunAndTheSky

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amarabelmonte ⠀ 😮 you mean to tell me....... 🤭 i'm dating 😳 THAT? 🥵🥵

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ unfortunately

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ 🤭🤢🤮

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ haha but tbh i'm like 🤪 kinda into it doe????? 🤪🥴

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victoriamoroles ⠀ Tratarla bien perra

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ si MADRE 🙄

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rorythescout ⠀ Look at my beautiful friends!! Look at you and this somehow not awful photo that you took!!!! 💕✨

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ it's all about the angles darling. not all of us are very excellent photographers such as me 😌✨

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ ....I take back anything nice I've ever said about you

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ that's only like five things @rorythescout

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ Now it's zero

⠀⠀⠀↳ username01 ⠀ Does Warren just ever just shut up @rorythescout

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ @username01 No

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ @username01 No

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ @username01 all three of us have worked on a set with him, and the consensus is no

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ you say that like i don't live with u!! @amarabelmonte

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ and you say that like you remembered to take the trash out yesterday like i asked you to ten times dumb headass ❣️ @warrenliberato

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ @amarabelmonte Oh so NOW he shuts up

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chanceperdomo ⠀ Why are you the way you are

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ hubris

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ The fact that you're aware of that and replied to me within 5 secs like you didn't even have to think about it makes it so much worse

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username02 ⠀ Why did the reaping scene require a reshoot?

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ the reaping was one of the first scenes we shot, but we came back to it after everything else wrapped up because @amarabelmonte and i knew what kind of games bell and demetria would be walking into. for once the fear of what was coming was greater than the fear of uncertainty, and it got a better reaction out of us when it came to reaping time 😳

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ also warren wouldn't stop gawking @ me in some shots the first time around

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ also that

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aubreymoore ⠀ oh wow 💗✨

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ !!!!!!!! ☺️

⠀⠀⠀↳ username03 ⠀ holy shit!! how did i not know warren follows aubrey!!?!??

⠀⠀⠀↳ username04 ⠀ @username03 Who's Aubrey? 👀👀👀👀

⠀⠀⠀↳ username03 ⠀ @username04 the love of my LIFE!! ✨💞 (also an actress, but she's only been in small roles so i'm wondering how warren knows her 🤔)

⠀⠀⠀↳ username05 ⠀ @username03 Calling it now: New movie inbound 🗣

⠀⠀⠀↳ username06 ⠀ @username03 They're probably just seeing each other behind Amara's back lol

⠀⠀⠀↳ username03 ⠀ @username06 warren is 20 and aubrey is 16, a minor. not only would that literally be ILLEGAL, but neither of them would ever do that nasty shit. fuck outta here 🖕🖕🖕

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rorythescout:
Proof that Warren has never smiled a day in his life around me. Never mind the fact that I'm responsible for taking the very headshots that kickstarted his acting career 🙄 #TBT | 📸 @elliot.bleil

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username01 ⠀ scout posted a picture that isn't the sky CODE RED CODE RED 🚨

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ Even I had to commend myself for all of three seconds before I... unfortunately realised it's... still a post about Warren... 😬

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @rorythescout this is the biggest ego boost of my life since chris hemsworth felt my biceps

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ I have regrets

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username02 ⠀ 🔥

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ Ah... And so appears the generic fire emoji comment used when people try to promote and boost their own account on a celebrities post...

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Shots fired!!!

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ REPORTED for use of a horrible pun @elliot.bleil

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ MY MONKEY BRAIN DIDN'T EVEN REGISTER IT AHHHH

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dylansprayberry ⠀ Miss you gays

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ Get off my post

⠀⠀⠀↳ dylansprayberry ⠀ Now Rory, is that any way to talk to your cool fictional boyfriend? 😩

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ Ok??? Fictional or not you should buy me a gift basket of GORGEOUS delectable BREAD 💖💫

⠀⠀⠀↳ dylansprayberry ⠀ And I thought this shit was just a faze 🙄

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ DO IT STUPIT

⠀⠀⠀↳ dylansprayberry ⠀ OKAY OKAY!! Don't kill me with a baguette tho

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀ this is my favourite jessiam scene from teen wolf ✨

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username03 ⠀ angel baby rory being friends with my sleep paralysis demon warren is the greatest mindfuck of all time

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ don't be fooled by her smile. those red eyes of hers are hiding dark secrets 💀

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ @warrenliberato Like the Hello Kitty knife I am going to one day plunge into your back as a surprise ✨

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ i THOUGHT I told you to stay out of my knife collection!!

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username04 ⠀ awww was this taken while you guys were filming for teen wolf?

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ Yes!

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀no

⠀⠀⠀↳ username05 ⠀No

⠀⠀⠀↳ username06 ⠀No

⠀⠀⠀↳ username07 ⠀no

⠀⠀⠀↳ username08 ⠀yes

⠀⠀⠀↳ username09 ⠀NO

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀@warrenliberato How's about you not sic your followers on my post so they could take your side & settle this w me over text like a real man

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀um?????? try again miss we have the same fans???? n they know how to lay down the FACTS!! like how you're a BAD friend and forgot what date this was ACTUALLY taken

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀@warrenliberato And what date was that exactly?

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀@elliot.bleil ummmm well i don't.... REMEMBER that part haha.... BUT it wasn't while shooting teen wolf that's for sure HAHA

⠀⠀⠀↳ amarabelmonte ⠀@rorythescout can confirm. warren's hair in this photo fits into the 2014 era on the warren hairstyle upgrade timeline, way before you guys shot for teen wolf or he was even cast 🥰

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀Jesus. I thought this was a fan comment @amarabelmonte

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀junior year me obsessed with you is fucking SOBBING @amarabelmonte

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elliot.bleil ⠀ POV: My best friend Scout introduces me to Warren in the year 2014 and it wouldn't be until three years later that I learn they're both forgetting I exist and that I took this photo for them 🥴

⠀⠀⠀↳ username10 ⠀maybe that's why warren looks so pissed. elliot was there

⠀⠀⠀↳ username11 ⠀@elliot.bleil shoulda seen the warning signs

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ Oh dear God

⠀⠀⠀↳ rorythescout ⠀ OOPSIEEEES my bad!!! I gave you rightful photo cred 😬

⠀⠀⠀↳ elliot.bleil ⠀ What good is photo credit when I might as well be invisible to the people closest to me.... le fucks

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ @elliot.bleil you gonna cry about it?

⠀⠀⠀↳ noahschnapp ⠀ Elliot isn't a crybaby like you @warrenliberato

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ I'M BEING BULLIED BY A TWELVE YEAR OLD

⠀⠀⠀↳ chanceperdomo ⠀ "— Reads headline of this Californian news article."

⠀⠀⠀↳ warrenliberato ⠀ AAHHHHH

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" THE DISASTERS "

el (not eleven) ⚡️— Elliot
generic fuckboy 🍆 — Warren
mom friend 💗 — Amara
girl (scout) cookie 🍪 — Scout

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Calling all Disasters!!!
— CALLING ALL DISASTERS!!!
— 🗣 SCOUTMASTER

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Present!! 🙋🏻‍♀️

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
🗣 AMARA

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mom friend 💗
am here 🌟

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
🗣 HANDSOMEST BABY BOY EVER
— Oh wait that's me hehe ~present~
— Looks like the whole gang's here!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
um?????????????

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I feel like I'm missing someone tho...

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generic fuckboy 🍆
fuckhead don't even try it
— i crushed my taco trying to reply to you and i'm 3 secs away from screaming in this chipotle because lunch is RUINED

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
....Nope! Must be imagining things 🥴

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mom friend 💗
elliot don't make him cry

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
He always cries!!!!!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
n do not??????????? ff

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Five bucks he's crying right now

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Ten bucks he's doing it w Amara
— The CRYING thing. NOT a sex thing IN BEFORE Warren twists my words ONCE again THANK YOU

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mom friend 💗
pay up then clownboy, he isn't with me

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Where are you then???

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mom friend 💗
recording studio wrapping up some tingzzzzzzzzz 🌟✨💫

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Oh????? LEAK US A SONG

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
LEak uS a SoNG!!!!!!!!!!!!

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I bet that Warren bitch has heard a song

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generic fuckboy 🍆
i may have heard A song

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
HE MAY HAVE HEARD A SONG???

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mom friend 💗
ha ha BAAABE don't say anything or 👊

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generic fuckboy 🍆
adorable how you think i'd willingly tell them rather than let them sit and burn on the fact that i know things they don't and am also better than them xxox

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I... can't believe Scout made a throwback post about you but FORGOT about me

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
He's paying for my flight tonight 🤷🏻‍♀️

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generic fuckboy 🍆
haha elliot bitchass........

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Tell that to your bank account 🤡
— BTW a couple hundred of my followers on insta are mad at you in the comments of my TBT post from yesterday. Again. For the hundredth time

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generic fuckboy 🍆
i breathe, they mad

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
They sometimes gotta point tho 🥴

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Lolololol ok ok ok, I messaged you all to figure out whether we're still meeting up tonight before three of us fuck off to Europe for half a week
— But I think I'm only just now realising how I have to spend that time with Warren...... AGAIN....... in PARIS........ and everyone's just gonna let him RUIN IT

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
I'll be there as damage control!!

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mom friend 💗
and to photograph him and to take care of him and to make him look all sorts of pretty fo me..... 🥰

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
And make him look small and minuscule next to the Eiffel Tower to remind him that there are larger things in the world than his shrivelled, itty bitty, teeeeeeeny tiny little
— Heart

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
WEENER!!!!!!!!!
— Oh 🥴

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mom friend 💗
no comment

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generic fuckboy 🍆
well now i'm just self conscious

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Scout just said 'weener' in 2017 I don't know what you're worried about

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
YOU'RE a weener 😡

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generic fuckboy 🍆
god you're such a christian

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Don't talk to ME about God Warren

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generic fuckboy 🍆
yeah yeah, sinful traitor n shit
— you know, for living up in bright ass heaven my guy needa lighten the fuck up

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
WARREN I SWEARRR 😤💪

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
So much for damage control

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generic fuckboy 🍆
can't hear u, mentally slamming a door and listening to mar's upcoming track on blast unlike SOME fake fans ✨

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Ugh...... I..... have a headache.....

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generic fuckboy 🍆
that pain in ur head is just called thinking. normal people do it all the time luv xox

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I'm gonna strangle you

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generic fuckboy 🍆
you'd like that wouldn't you 💋

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
nnnnnnngg OH MY GOD
— Do you see this?????
— Do you see what I have to deal with???
— Nine months straight working with this bastard. NINE MONTHS STRAIGHT

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generic fuckboy 🍆
*nine months gay

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
HE HAS NO OFF SWITCH
— AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Holy guacamole tbh??? SHUDDUP
— Mmmmnm guacamole........
— FRE SHA VACA DO

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Scout, we are out of avocados

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
ELLIOT WE ARE OUT OF AVOS
— OH YOU LITTLE
— Hmm...... There appears to be a distinct lack of another lifeform in our apartment and incriminating evidence of an avocado toast murder in the kitchen.....

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Haha???? Cronch cronch????¿??

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Rat!!!!!! Those were mine!!!!

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mom friend 💗
he'll grab more on the way home
— won't you, elliot? 😊

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
But what's the point if we have a flight in less than 12 hours?????

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mom friend 💗
won't you...... 👁_👁 elliot?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
😳😳😳😳😳
— Ay yo WARREN ur girl boutta EAT me

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generic fuckboy 🍆
she don't bite

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mom friend 💗
YES SHE DO

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el (not eleven) ⚡️

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Speaking of Vines....
— "It's an avocado! Thaaaaanks!"
— "Fre sha vaca do" x2 ??!?!!!?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Yeah yeah keep your wig on woman you'll get your fuckin guac squash

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
AND STRAWBERRY MILK!!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
for the last time rory you are LACTOSE INTOLERANT

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
You aren't my moms

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generic fuckboy 🍆
no, but they adore me, so🖕
— get the little tike soy milk, elliot. SOY

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
But she likes almond milk

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generic fuckboy 🍆
yeah, that's cool, but that stuff is fuckin up the californian eco system and this place is already in for a drought so don't get that water wasting shit AIGHT

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Man why you gotta be environmentally friendly like that but then a prick in every other aspect 🙄

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generic fuckboy 🍆
FOCUS ELLIOT !!!!!!!
— SOY. MILK. ELLIOT. sing that to the beat of another one bites the dust if you have to

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
🎶 Soy. Milk. Elliot. Soy Milk Elli-OT 🎶
— Gotcha. Thank u. Not sure if they sell this 'Elliot' thing at cafes though.....

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Why are you at a caf? You hate cafs!!
— I go to one with Warren to study, you sulk. I try to drag you along, you sulk!!!

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Well, about that....

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generic fuckboy 🍆
ur hiding in a bathroom aren't u

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el (not eleven) ⚡️

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generic fuckboy 🍆
i hate that i just knew that

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Elliot.......

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Ya

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Why is that bathroom mirror facing out towards you like That?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I...... Do Not Know

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
You just now realised how weird that is in concept didn't you

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Well it's not like I had to GO

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generic fuckboy 🍆
you had another panic attack????
— is that why you're in there??

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I got recognised on Sunset :/

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generic fuckboy 🍆
oh you guys are just so cute
— IT'S SUNSET BLVD
— OFC YOU GOT RECOGNISED

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
AaaaaAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
— Fame is UNCOMFY!!!!!!!

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
That bathroom mirror is uncomfy

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generic fuckboy 🍆
blowjobs would be interesting in there

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Do you HAVE to ruin everything?
— And DO NOT say "Like I ruined Amara last night" or I'm going to drown myself in this fucking toilet bowl

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generic fuckboy 🍆
......it was this morning, actually

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
*distressed gurgling noises*

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
You guys are 🤢 gross
— And stop setting yourself up for a punchline like that Elliot you should know by now he attacks from all directions

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Snake.....

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generic fuckboy 🍆
❗️

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
SNAAAAAAAKE!!!

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
I don't get it

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generic fuckboy 🍆
only EPIC GAMERS do dummy don't worry bout it *pats your head*

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
*dropkicks you*

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generic fuckboy 🍆
wow. the discrimination

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Oh my good gosh
— Where's Amara????

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generic fuckboy 🍆
hey that's my line
— although outta my mouth it's just pterodactyl screeching sounds because i'm having Touch withdrawals

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
You feelin it yet?

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generic fuckboy 🍆
SCREEEEEEEEE

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
So that's a yes

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mom friend 💗
sorry sorry sorry, still here!!! i was talking to shakira but i'm back now

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
th
— THE shakira???

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mom friend 💗
yes, elliot

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
And you just, like...... talked?

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mom friend 💗
yes, elliot

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Do........ do her hips lie?????

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mom friend 💗
no, elliot. it's fucking SHAKIRA

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
SORRYYYYY sorry sorry sorry
— Sometimes I just forget you're like..... famous and stuff ya know????????

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generic fuckboy 🍆
how could you forget something like that? we're literally ALL famous dude lol

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mom friend 💗
take it easy on him
— he's still a baby to this stuff 🥺

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generic fuckboy 🍆
as proven by him just WALKING OUT onto sunset like that
— didn't your manager assign you a bodyguard last month?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I don't like him he's mean to fans 🥺
— At least if I go out alone and fans spot me, I can meet them, take photos with them and stuff, and THEN run away and let myself feel bad about it okie dokie?????

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Like you used to skip class and run away to cemeteries in high school? 🥴

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mom friend 💗
he what now

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
HA HA Scout funny joke MOVING ON
— WARREN my guy

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generic fuckboy 🍆
ugh. w h a t

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Where are you right now?

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generic fuckboy 🍆
out with a friend who actually APPRECIATES ME for who i am

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Impossible. Everyone's accounted for

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
You don't have friends

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generic fuckboy 🍆
wow. and ya'll say i'm rude 🙄
— let me guess.... SOMEBODY wants me to rescue them from that fuckin bathroom

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mom friend 💗
a literal fuckin' bathroom

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
We still on that? 🤢

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Oh no I'm not in the bathroom anymore
— I'm outside Trader Joes n my long fit millennial legs have decided they just can't be bothered walking anymore 🤪

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generic fuckboy 🍆
the one on sunset?

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Yuppers. I haven't packed a suitcase yet either so if you still wanna meet up later and get to your precious Paris on time I'd consider saying yes xxx

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generic fuckboy 🍆
UGHHHHHH give me like 10 mins
— turn find my iphone on so i know where to come looking for you if you get swarmed again you prick
— you owe me a fucking taco!!!!

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Thanks Princessa 😘❣️

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generic fuckboy 🍆
yeah yeah piss off i'm driving

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mom friend 💗 has removed generic fuckboy 🍆 from the group

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
LOL what was that for? Are you that scared we're gonna make him crash??

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mom friend 💗
no no no i just have to tell you both something in private!! but with you guys leaving in less than 11 hours now, warren's gonna get into clingy mode as soon as he gets home so i don't know if i'll get a moment alone with either of you tonight

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Oh??? What's the sitch???

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mom friend 💗
i can't say much since it's not really my place to say, but i'm gonna DIE if i don't sooooooo don't tell warren i told you this, but he kind of sort of maybe suffers from night terrors just a smidge so please look out for him for me won't u thank u 😳

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
A SMIDGE???!!
— Night terrors alone sound like more than just a smidge, Amara!!

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Should we be worried about this???
— I feel like if we're gonna be alone with him for a few days this is something we should be worried about

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mom friend 💗
i know i know i know it's AWFUL and it BREAKS MY HEART
— please don't be too worried
— or press him about it
— or ya know...... bring it up......

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
That bad, huh? 😔

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Oh man oh boy oh geez my dudes
— Why did Warren tell us he only has insomnia?

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mom friend 💗
because he does have insomnia!!

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
From the night terrors????

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mom friend 💗
ahhhhHHHHHH
— maybe i shouldn't have brought this up
— he said he'd talk about it with you guys when he was ready to

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
But you don't think he'll ever be ready. So you told us now, just in case 😕

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mom friend 💗
in case of what, idk, but yes
— just give him time, yeah?
— he'll come around

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Are his nightmares bad?

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mom friend 💗
they're just weird for him, i think
— honestly, they're probably only a big deal to me. i might've gone a little 'mom' on him over it before, but he wasn't having any of it and oh my god he is so fruSTraTinG so i tried to give him the silent treatment but that was a HORRIBLE idea because all of you leave in less than a day and i'm excited for u and IFHSJVFO sorry. sorry

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Ughhhhh this is depressing
— I'm very proud that my one emotion around Warren is anger but it is VERY hard to stay angry when I'm feeling rather sad

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mom friend 💗
oh man yeah do i wanna deck him
— but all of this has made me realise something a little recently

⠀
girl (scout) cookie 🍪
And what's that?

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mom friend 💗
I WANNA MARRY HIM SO BAD

⠀
girl (scout) cookie 🍪
I WANT YOU TO MARRY SO BAD!!!

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mom friend 💗
he is an awful boyfriend
— I LOVE HIM

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
HE'S AWFUL IN GENERAL REALLY

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
I WANNA BE HIS BEST MAN BUT LIKE I'M NOT GAY SO DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT

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mom friend 💗
YOU WOULD LOOK VERY RAVISHING IN A SUIT STANDING NEXT TO MY MAN IN AN EVEN BETTER SUIT

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
THANK YOU
— I THINK???

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mom friend 💗
I'M GONNA MISS YOU GUYS WHEN YOU'RE ALL IN EUROPE

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
WE'LL MISS YOU TOO!!!!
— We probably won't all cry about it like Warren BUT STILL

⠀
el (not eleven) ⚡️
WHY ARE WE YELLING

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mom friend 💗
IT SEEMED APPROPRIATE!!!!

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mom friend 💗 has added generic fuckboy 🍆 to the group! say hello!

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generic fuckboy 🍆
what the fuck

⠀
girl (scout) cookie 🍪
Well hello to you too 🙄

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Where are you dude??

⠀
generic fuckboy 🍆
stuck in traffic, blasting deftones and high school musical, you know the drill
— so uhhhhh why'd you remove me? 👀
— what were you guys talking about??
— this feels like a trap.........

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
If I tell you, you won't believe it

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generic fuckboy 🍆
believe what?????

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Finish the beat: Soy. Milk. Elliot......

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generic fuckboy 🍆
🎶 YOU BOUGHT THE RIGHT KIND OF MILK??? 🎶

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
HELL YEAH I BOUGHT THE RIGHT KIND OF MILK BABIEEE!!!!

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girl (scout) cookie 🍪
And my avocados???????

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el (not eleven) ⚡️
Ah fuck

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___________________

A/N.

what app are they using to groupchat? who knows; it's fake! what about how this looks like a pointless filler chapter but there's a couple pieces of important info that won't make sense until later? great! 🥴✌️

this took forever to update because i... haha... kinda hate writing social media chapters?? it's a constant struggle between trying to keep things entertaining but serious (and when things get serious, especially in irl chapters, they're gonna get serious!). that being said... for once i actually have the next chapter like, two-third's ready, and it's an irl chapter told from elliot's pov!! your first impression about irl him is gonna be...... interesting. ALSO, he and scout's plots have changed considerably in regards to one particular thing because i believe it makes more sense for them (and halli and i have no self control)....... UNO reverse card 👀

as for other changes, to those of you who follow the spotify playlist for DC, i updated it with new songs a while ago and edited the soundtrack & aesthetic chapter to include the new tracks. i also replaced the character aesthetics there too and updated everyone's social media edits in the introductory chapter now that i have everyone figured out more! (they look way better + their insta highlights give away hints about their interests/priorities, aw)

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[ Published: March 13th, 2020 ]

— Liv