I'm Ian Andrew Hecox and I'm 28 I like ditto and I'm straight I think. I don't know, really. Because ever since I entered the school hall I saw the most handsome man alive. His name: Anthony Danger Padilla. IQ: uuh low. Hotness on a scale of one to ten: 1,000,000,000,000,000,001/10. So he's really cute.
Anthony
Wow isn't he adorable? Oh hello. I'm Anthony Danger Padilla and I like MORTAL KOMBAT!!! And I'm 2 months older than Ian. I'm gay and I like a boy named Ian Hecox. Just look into his sexy BLUE eyes.
Ian
"Mom!" I yelled as I got ready for school! "I'm going to the bus, not that you care." I whisper under my breath. >> 7:01 am
Ahh high school friggin friggin high school. "Picture, picture- ooh look at you hottie. Call me!" Diana Diaz handed me a small pink slip with numbers in it. "222- blah bla blah." I threw the paper in the ground. Please like I'll call her. She had unibrow! A firetruckin' unibrow!