If Candy ever got a man she would:

Casually slap his ass

Come up behind him with a fake deep voice and say "aye bby"

Force him to twerk

Scream "dADDY" for no reason and to just embarrass him

Probably get him cavities

Tries to make it look like whenever they're with a kid it's their child, disregarding fucking everything

At their wedding when the guy says "till death do you part" restraining her self from saying

"Or unhealthy marriage with fighting"

"Or divorce"

"So I gotta kill him?"

Despite actually loving him and never wanting to be apart

Try to cook good dinner and almost burn the house down

Have him be a hella spooked with how much money she uses on Candy and gear

Build a special machine

Be happy ❤