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theo | aphrodite | aria | noah

Hey are both you dickheads up?

Does she mean us?

Yep.

good to know that both of you up at such forsaken hour like us

Is it just me but is aria a bit more snappier than usual?

Nah she seems normal...

Right darling?

Yep doing completely fine like mr. jerkface said

Why do you ask?

No just wondering, that's all...

I have a feeling that the two had an argument...

That would explain why noah is acting so smug

Nothing happened you are just making stories up.

Never took you for a sore loser darling

Alway took you for a dickhead jerkface

Why is it ever time I am on this chat the both of you are arguing

Ugh the chat itself is probably cursed

Yeah, cursed with the sexual tension

There is a level someone can handle guys!

It's like they are making angry argument sex over the phone

#liveporno

Starring Aria Ackers and Theo Keaton

SHUT THE FUCK UP

SHUT UP THE FUCK UP LOOK WHO ARE TALKING

Hahaha look at how synchronized they are...

Match made in heaven what can I say?

More like hell

Whatever you say DARLING

Hey I only get to call her that!

Yeah!

And they say they hate each other's guts

Love is complicated thing...*sigh*

UGH THERE IS NO POINT TRYING WITH THE BOTH OF YOU!

Glad you figured that out...

Look the reason why i gathered all you douchebags together was to arrange a get together

Yeah you know before teddy leaves

Plus I wanna see if both of you douchebags look uglier in person

Like aphrodite

Oh thank boo x

Ya welcome babe

Anything for you ;)

Okay break it up girls

Enough sis-mance for today

Aww we were just getting started

What you scared i'll steal your darling away?

Hahahaha

Never knew you to be possesive

Uhm excuse me

Mr. Jerkface most certainly does not own me

I own myself!

Either way aren't you like dating Lucas

Uhm...Aphrodite!

What? It's the truth, right?

Oh Noah, she's talking about Lucas

you know OUR Lucas

Wait.

Lucas FUCKING Beckket are you serious???

Tell me you are joking Aria like what the fuck?

Uhm what if I am dating him?

It's none of your fucking business

It might not be none of my buisness

But you don't know how much of a fucking piece of shit that fucking asshole

Look can we just drop this for now?

Please.

Fine.

For now.

So...

*awkward silence*

Uhm... I am leaving in exactly a week so anytime between this week I can come

I can come on Tuesday, Friday or the weekend

I have to baby-sit my baby sister on saturday

I can't so tuesday, I have a test the next day

Sunday is completely fine except I have to get home by 9 because they lock the gates.

So sunday is fine with everyone?

Yep.

Fine by me

It's a date.

Let's meet up at the Roasted Bean in town?

Oh that's the new coffee store right?

Yep, me and Noah went there a few days ago and let me say it was actually pretty good

And that is an understatement of the year, it's the absolute bomb!

As long they have good Mochas that are not a disgrace to their mother's I am happy

T

rust me it's not a disgrace to their mother, I promise

Hahaha

I am counting on it ;)

jerkface.

*sighs* these two...

i know...i know...

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hahaha oops i forgot to write the author's note!

i am finally back from holiday still jet lagged but back with my dear sweet wifi. i think the best thing about coming back home is the wifi, food and how god damn soft your bed is. like holy moly my couch feel like a fucking cloud, i ain't joking!

i am gonna leave it here cause i am hungry and i feel really sleepy.

i am dedicating this chapter to -TBAAwards as many of you might not i know but I actually came second place in the humor section of the TBA Awards. I just would like to thank everyone that took part and helped run the contest, your time and effort was really appreciated! I would have dedicated sooner but as I have said before I was overseas.

yeah, i guess that is it i'll try to update daily but can't make any promises now...