A While Later...

"So, how did it go?" Max asked Pops. He, Gidget, Snowball, Duke and Chloe looked the elderly basset hound expectantly. Sighing, the old dog replied, "I learned seven things."

"What did you learn?" Duke piped up from where he sat in the back of the pack.

Sighing, Pops answered, "Firstly, I don't think Hairless shows me any respect. Secondly, he didn't know who his father was. Thirdly, Eagle Eye had no clue that Michael Jackson passed away. Fourthly, he's an orphan. Fifthly, Hairless hates soccer and hugs. The sixth thing I learned is that Eagle Eye actually has a sense of humor."

"He does?" Chloe mumbled skeptically.

"What else did you learn?" Gidget asked.

"Those two absolutely hate each other. Do you know how many times I heard them threaten to kill the other?!" Pops exclaimed. He added, "And they have nothing in common."

"Geez..." Max mumbled, "Any ideas because I think I speak for everyone when I say that the pranks and jokes that these two pull off on each other is driving everybody nuts!"

"Not to mention the fact that one day, someone is gonna die as a result," Gidget added.

Snowball's face suddenly lit up as he declared, "I have a plan! I just need a cake, a key, a chain and a camera, along with some sedatives."