Cute and Sad

Cute and Confident Yay

Sad and Terrified
*Nick walks into the room I'm in*
Me:"Let me at those prey children , ima kill them ,im gonna rip there hearts out and feed them to bears"
Nick:*tries to calm me down and restrain me*
Me:"Ill kill em'"*tries to fight back and fails*
Nick:"Here take your baseball bat and go to your hitting tree"*Hands me wooden baseball bat and shoves me out the door*
*Judy walks into the room*
*both hear screaming and hitting against wood*
Judy:"Whats that noise?"
Nick:"RmcTech assaulting a tree"
Judy:"oh"
*Both hear car alarm and splitting wood*
Me:*walks into room and holds up a baseball bat that was broken through the middle*"I think I need a new baseball bat and a new hitting tree and also one of my neighbors need a new car"
Nick:"Damn.....just Damn....also awesome"
Judy:"oh sweet cheese and
crackers"
Me:"anyways remember comments and votes are love
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