Hold it, stop right there, before I can let you in, I need some identification.
Hm, yes, your name is reader, that's an interesting name.
Alright then, reader, before I can let you in, I'm going to need you to solemnly swear that you want try to get this book taken down for any reason.
The author is very busy person, and it really adds much unneeded stress when someone tries to get her books taken down.
Oh you already said you won't report it.
Well, the author says thank you, your a sweet and kind person and hopes that no one tries to ruin your happiness.
Alright, let's continue house cleaning, I need to introduce the characters to you.

Rishiyan
Welcome home big brother, how was your day, tell me all about it.
If you have a girlfriend, does that mean you'll forget about me?
I don't want you to forget about me big brother.

Mimirotsupu
Ara Ara~, your a cute little thing, no need to be shy, I can tell just how much your loving looking me wearing almost nothing, but I can show you even more than this~

Supia
G-God, you forgot your lunch again, h-here I made this myself just in case your forgot, d-don't get the wrong idea, it's not like I like you or anything

Buiseru
Oh hey, haven't seen you around before, I'm the leader of the swim team, did you come to see me to join the team?

Matsugiyo
Huh, O-Oh hi, y-you stepped me, I-I don't mind though, n-no one ever n-notices me

Gadei
Hey there, I'm the leader of the cheer squad, haven't seen you around sweetheart, interesting in joining the cheer squad and hyping up the team?

Busuta
Hey there, haven't seen you around, I'm sure you heard of me, everyone knows me, I'm the most popular girl there is here

Deribado
I know it's not Christmas but this is for you, I love giving people presents and seeing a smile on their face

Yukimenoko
Oh, hi there, everyone calls me the quiet kid or weird kid because all I ever do is read and never talk

Raparasu
Alright class, today's lesson, is, oh, hold on, are you new here, I haven't seen you around, you must be my new student

Kaioga
Your not good enough to even try to be hitting on me, let alone talk to me, besides, who the hell hits on the school bully

Neoranto
Welcome to the occult club, have you come to summon the dead with us, perhaps you wish to join us in a seance

Now which girl will be the lucky one, let's find out now, shall we?