Jin POV

The next day, Namjoon, Taehyung, and I went out to our favorite hang out place, which is this restaurant in Seoul called Grill5 taco. It's a really good place and we like to go there often. Anyways, we went there and we announced that Namjoon, Taehyung, and I are in a relationship. They were all very supportive and happy for us of course. "So, the three of you are in a poly relationship?", Hoseok asked. "Yes we are.", I answered, "That's cool and all...but how are you guys gonna fuck though?", Hoseok asked me, making me choke on my drink. After I choke on my drink, I look at him in shock before blushing. "What kind of question is that!?" "I'm curious~ Are you guys gonna do a threesome or individually?", Hoseok asks while smirking. "Our sex life is none of your business, you pervert!", I almost yell at him. "I think we'd probably do a threesome.", Namjoon chimes in while smirking as well, making me blush even more. "Namjoon! Why are you answering his question!? It has nothing to do with him!" "Because he's curious so why not tell him? Besides we're all close friends and we're all open with each other!" "But not about stuff like that!" "I guess..." "If you're curious, Jimin and I have done it a few times", Hoseok says while smirking before winking, making Jimin blush and hide his face in his hand. "Have you and Jungkook done it yet?", Hoseok asks Yoongi. "No", Yoongi answers. "You better not have! Jungkook isn't allowed to do it until he's 19!" "What!? Why!?", Jungkook asks me in shock. "Because you're not an adult yet!" "I am in America!" "Well you're in Korea now so you're not an adult yet here!" Jungkook frowned. "Fine Jin hyung." "Who would be the top and bottom in your relationship?", Hoseok asks. "Hoseok please stop asking such sexual and inappropriate questions like that while we're in public!" "This is the last one I promise." "Ugh fine...why am I surrounded by such perverted horny ass gay crackheads?", I ask out loud. "We're not crackheads! But we are gay and perverted!", Hoseok smirks. "Of course you guys are crackheads! Yoongi licked a bath bomb that one time!" "It smelled good!", Yoongi says defensively. "That doesn't mean you should eat it or lick it!" "Okay fine maybe Yoongi is a crackhead but I'm not!" "Hoseok, you literally dance to girl groups all the time and you like to yell a lot and make weird noises and sound effects. Look at me in the eyes and tell me that's not acting like a crackhead." "It's normal for people to dance to girl groups! I like to yell because I'm happy all the time and I like to make 'weird noises and sound effects'! So maybe I'm weird, but not a crackhead" "Okay that's enough of that! We're all crackheads in our own ways!", Taehyung says. "Fine. Anyways, Yoongi you never answered the question." "He doesn't have to answer it!", Jungkook says. "I would be the top and Jungkook would be the bottom.", Yoongi answers, calmly. Jungkook blushes. "Oooohhhh. Someone just got exposed~ Thanks for the tea, Yoongi!", Hoseok says. "I- Hoseok you did not just say that!" "What? What's so bad about me saying that?" "No one talks like that in real life! People only talk like that on Twitter! You need to stop that crackhead culture.", Namjoon says. "Yes they do, but go off sis." We hear multiple female voices say "BLACKPINK!", making us all look up at the TV. We see them playing Blackpink Ddu Du Ddu du. "YASSS QUEENS SLAY!! MY WIG GOT SNATCHED BY BLACKPINK WE LOVE LEGENDS! STAN TALENT STAN BLACKPINK! ALL THEIR SONGS ARE BOPS!", Hoseok yells while standing up, making some of the people stare at him. I blush and hide in embarrassment. "OMFG YESS WE LOVE AN INTELLECTUAL!", Someone yells back at Hoseok. Hoseok starts to sing and dance to Blackpink like the crackhead he is. Why is he like this? Sigh. Just another "normal" day in the life of me, Kim Seokjin, and the six gay ass perverted (and lowkey horny) crackheads.
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A/n: okay so I didn't expect for this chapter to come out like this- but it did. Enjoy this "cute crackhead" chapter while it lasts because next chapter FOR SURE will get dark and depressing/sad :) ~Jay