All right so my first D&D session. Here we go!

ll right so I have Robin as my DM which is actually pretty fun because I know him and I like joking with him. I kinda questioned his dming skills because I'm a little bit of a jackass of times (he is too towards mee) and he doesn't get offended by it so we're good.

But anyways back to the story. My oc, Adia and two other people are assigned by the king of the Kingdom to go in and assianate as many people from the enemy King's kingdom. As much as we can and bring back the head of the highest ranking person that we killed. If we kill the enemy king he'll give us a big reward.

So we start to go off and we encounter these two Orcs and Adia tries to shoot at them and take one of them out and she misses, alerting them to our presence. Yay already going off on a great start!

But the funny thing is that we all keep missing each other. Like literally there was this one orc that had been stabbed and he was going to die and he wanted one of the players to kill him off. They missed him with their sword two times and I was laughing my ass off since we were all missing the orcs and they were all missing us, even making jokes that we were all drunk on wine or some fermented berries or etc. But eventually, one of them hit me and I ended up with 2 hp left. Robin told me that I would of been killed but he rerolled because he didn't want us to die on our first time roleplaying so thanks Robin!

We ended up killing the orcs and that's when we stopped since we only have an hour to do a session. The sad thing though is that the two other players in the group that I am in,  Adia's going to have to hate them. This is because one of them is a human and one is of them is greedy and in her backstory, a human stole her family's heirloom and killed her parents so she's not going to like either of them. And I actually like the players themselves so oof.