So we're watching "Nanny McPhee" and we just got to the part where the kids learn to say please and one of her warts disappear.

My brother has some warts on his hands and he said, "I wish my warts would go away like that."

So he made us all say please and he pretended they went away.

Then he just kinda smirked and said," Now for my toe fungus."

We all just looked at him, horrified.