Group: Private DMs of talk shit get hit and Poet Boi

Poet Boi:
did
you
seriously
just
flirt
with
teddy????

talk shit get hit:
excuse you boi
i'm g a y
i'll flirt with any cute girl i see

Poet Boi:
Fran
This is my girl we're talking about here

talk shit get hit:
sorry but you never told me you two were dating so she's free game ❤

Poet Boi:
yOU CAN'T EVEN TALK TO HER
AND YOU LIKE MARTHA
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL FRANCES ELEANOR LAURENS

talk shit get hit:
don't use my full name pip

Poet Boi:
whatever
just
don't flirt with Teddy please????

talk shit get hit:
dude she's hetero af??? she knows my flirting is harmless and we have a super platonic relationship????

Poet Boi
nEXT TIME START WITH THAT KSNVSKFJ

talk shit get hit:
this is why I'm gay
i don't understand you males
anyways a cute girl just walked into Hot Topic© and i need to flirt
ABORT ABORT THE CUTE GIRL IS MARTHA

Poet Boi:
jfc fran

talk shit get hit:
wHAT THE FUCK
DUDE
MARTHA IS WITH
MY MOTHER
W H A T  T H E  A C T U A L  F U C K

Poet Boi:
sHOW

talk shit get hit:
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Poet Boi:
jfc dude that is martha jefferson
wtf is she doing with your mom?????

talk shit get hit:
idk
imma just hide and scout it out for now
i'll keep you posted

Poet Boi:
okay