Group: Them Ppl With Schuyler Mothers (Hamilton, Laurens, and Church--Angelica's--kids)

talk shit get hit:
AAAAAAAA
FUCK
HELP ME
PLEASE
I'M DYING
MY FAM
MY PEOPLE
PLEASE

KittyKat (Catherine "Kitty" Church):
?
Frances please explain why you're yelling

just let me read:
She likes this chick and the chick kissed her cheek and now she and the chick are going out to dinner

talk shit get hit:
h E L P  M E

KittyKat:
Sorry
I don't meddle with the problems of people not in New York 💙

talk shit get hit:
tHIS IS AN ACT OF HOMOPHOBIA KITTY >:V

KittyKat:
No
It's me saying I can't help due to location differences

talk shit get hit:
jUST BECAUSE WE LIVE IN FLORIDA
DOES NOT MEAN
YOU CAN'T GIVE ME ADVICE

KittyKat:
Oops my phone is gonna die
Good luck FranFran 💙

talk shit get hit:
i tOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT QwQ

wtf is this:
@Flower Crown Queen
come help our dear, gay, cousin

Flower Crown Queen:
okay wow
my pansexual self isn't v helpful

talk shit get hit:
sAYS THE ONE DATING SOMEONE

Poet Boi:
I'm,,
also dating someone,,

talk shit get hit:
pHILIP MY FAVORITE COUSIN PLEASE HELP ME

I just wanna sleep:
i thought i was your favorite

wtf is this:
e x c u s e  y o u
i'm your gay cousin
this is homophobia™

Flower Crown Queen:
i expected that

talk shit get hit:
i like him more than philip "i have a stick up my ass" church

Poet Boi:
i'll take that as a compliment
anyways
just be yourself
if martha likes you, she should like the real you
also, take her somewhere you can afford, not somewhere nice
i know it sounds like bad advice but if the place isn't too fancy, people feel less awkward on dates

talk shit get hit:
t-thank chu,,

unimpressed (Philip Schuyler Church):
Wow
I'm honestly surprised that Frances might finally get a girlfriend

talk shit get hit:
ugh
the philip that i don't like

unimpressed:
if you don't like me, why did you add me to the chat?

talk shit get hit:
because we're all related you asshole

unimpressed:
mmhm...

Johnny Boy (John Barker Church (Jr??)):
Philip, leave Frances alone. I think it's great that she's found love!!

talk shit get hit:
aww thank you john 🖤

Johnny Boy:
💛💛💛

I don't have powers (Elizabeth Matilda Church):
Oh
Good luck Franny

talk shit get hit:
I'll need it

wtf is this:
my almost name twin!!

I don't have powers:
welp bye

wtf is this:
😞

talk shit get hit:
alright,, imma follow pip's advice
wish me luck!!

I just wanna sleep:
good luck

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y'all like them bonus characters??

have some headcanons:
-john is a transboy
-philip is mary's ex and they're both gay (well, philip is technically bi but,,, details, details)
-elizabeth is mostly referred to as "matilda", and always hears jokes about how she has telekinesis (reason for her username)
-kitty is probably the most educated out of her siblings despite philip being older than her
-they don't see their cousins often since they live in New York while the other characters live in Florida (as mentioned before)
-because of this they've never met the friends of their cousins or know who they are dating
-philip has a gf
-john has a bf
-elizabeth is single and has a pet kitten
-kitty doesn't see the need to love someone outside of her family so she's single and has like, one or two friends

these guys probably won't show up again in this book unless i use this group again but i thought you'd all enjoy some new faces!