*is sucking on a lollipop*

Eliot: Ew...

Me: Bish- DA FUQ U SAY???

Eliot: Candy is gross--

Me: YOURE GROSS!!!

Eliot: Wh-

Me: *starts crying*

Eliot: emoTION--??? HISSSS! *hides under couch*

Me: Bish-