Math
Expectation
"I love Math so much! It's the best! Addition and Subtraction is so easy!"

Reality
"Why the heck did I ever like math? Not kidding!"
"SHHHHH!"
"What?!"

Friends

Expectation
I'm friends with everyone in the whole entire school! They all love me, I have the most and best friends! Nataly, Gina, Gianna, Lee, Leah, Nick, Bee, and I could go on and on!

Reality
I have loads of friends... Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Neville, Percy, Annabeth, Grover, Clarisse, Tyson, Eowyn, Legolas, Frodo, Sam, Aragorn, Gandalf, Arwen, and Gimili!