Thanks for reading F the Halls.  If you enjoyed Peregrine's and Fields' Christmas (mis)adventures, you may be interested in checking out the book upon which this short story is based, which is called (surprise, surprise) The F-Files.

Although it has considerably less Christmas (okay, none), it does have significantly more Peregrine and Fields, along with a cast of diverse, perverse and occasionally averse characters.  It also features excessive carb consumption, which—now that I think about it—is kind of Christmassy, after all.  At least, it is in my house.

Anyway, thanks again.