Mirajane: I return.

Lucy: ok.

Mirajane: anyways joining us for this round...THE AMAZING ARIZA!!

Ariza: thank you thank you.

Ariza: so...the dares are as follows...im sorry about this....ERZA!!

Erza: I don't care anymore. I am immortal in this new outfit.

Ariza: oooookaaaaaay. Well the dare is....GET MARRIED TO ICHIYA!!

Erza: WHAT?!?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ariza: for a day only.

Erza: *dies* *comes back* *dies again* *screams* *dies* *screams*

Ichiya: Erza-channnnn. I smell your parfume of longing.

Erza: AJDNQISNSJANKKDKWJZJAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH HELP

Ichiya: 😤sniff sniff

Erza: *runs away to mexico*

Ichiya: *follows her*

Ariza: Laxus

Laxus: *caught sneaking away* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ariza: I dare you to do a duet with Gajeel...singing TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Laxus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mirajane: oh his I just found Gildarts. He's gonna punish people who don't do their dares

Laxus: Gajeel

Gajeel: why am I being dragged into this.

Laxus: just get it over with.

Gajeel & Laxus: 🎶Twinkle Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are...

Etc.

Mirajane: lucky I video taped that! I'll show it to your kids.

Laxus: they'll be your kids too Mira.

Mirajane: WHAT?! ASDFGHJKLZXCVBMMQWETYUUIOPADJCICJAIZJXKWIQISJBRQHJQI

Laxus: NOOOO PLEASE TELL ME YOY STOPPED RECORDING!!

Mirajane: ITS ON TAPE

LAXUS: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WE'RE DATING.

Everyone: WHAT?!