Me and at school with my two non-Fangirl friends:

Friend 1: Omg we went to The Maze Runner yesterday and it was awesome! My husband is... Um... What's the Asian one again?

Me: *sigh* Minho

Friend 1: Yeah him.

Friend 2: And my husband is... Um... Thomas! Yeah he is sooooo hot!

Me: Cool

Inside my head: Seriously? You have no idea who Dylan O'Brien even is! And you can't marry The Sass Queen because you don't have enough sass and also... You can't even remember his shucking name!