Fae 'tis online

Faramir 'tis online

Annathandriel 'tis online.

Annathandriel: Fae, I would like to ship you with Faramir. *wide eyes* Oh, My Gondor. SHIP NAME FAEMIR. I SHIP IT.

Fae: OMG yaas. Why, hello Faramir..

Faramir: *wide eyes* why, yes. Hello beautiful. Your red hair is as beautiful as the sunset-

Valencia: not all sun sets are red.

Fae: SSSHHH. Continue.

Faramir: actually that was all I had to say.

Fae: oh. Well okay. Thanks anayway. I agree with Anne. I SHIP US. Heheheheheheheheh. *Grabs Faramir and runs off with him into the sunset, that was, infact, as red as Fae's hair.*

Éowyn: FFFFFAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRAAAAAAMMMIIIIIIIRRRRR. NOOOOO. MY PRECIOUS.

Fae: *in the distance* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SUCKER.