Star Wars #1
Luke Skywalker uploaded a picture of Yoda's SUPER SUNSHINE HAPPY HYPER RAINBOW UNICORN SLUSH
Everybody but Darth Vader loves this
Comments:
Luke: I feel funny....
Ezra: I'm going to go buy a load of these thing now. They look awesome!!
Leia: It looks like it would cause a heart attack.
Darth Vader: ANY CIVILLIAN, REBEL OR OTHER CREATURE found in POSSESSION of this will FACE SERVERE CONSEQUNCES, such as PREPARING MY DAILY BACTA BATH, MASSAGING EMPEROR PALPATINE'S TOES, OR CLEANING THE DREADED CLOGGED DEATH STAR TOILETS.
Han Solo: I don't care
PrinceHansoftheSouthenIsles: I don't belong here but I'm intereged. Maybe I can still claim the throne of Arandale....
Anakin Skywalker: It looks like it would make Padme happy. How much for a crate?
Yoda: *Looks half asleep.* Try some you must. Tasty it is. My own creation, this is. Freshly made from the sewers.
Anakin Skywalker: Ummm.... I've changed my mind.
Leia: Help!! My brother's gone crazy!
R2-D2: *Beep boop. Beep. Boop. Boop* ( Skyguy Jr has lost it... SEND HELP.)
Luke Skywalker: mE LUv WAlkiNg CARPET....oh so soft.
Chewbacca: ARRGHHHH! (Help!!!)
Yoda: Expensive this stuff is to make...need more NUMBER 3 I do.....
Anakin: Why is my son drunk?
Padme: Says the person with a huge bottle of gin in his hands...
Anakin: It's Qui Gon Gin - the best gin of it's kind. It was on offer at Watto's Superstore...
Obi-Wan: Anakin, Jedi don't drink...
Leia: Probably explains why my dad chopped his own son's hand off.
Clone Chat Room
Echo: Remember that time you thought I was dead?
Rex: Which one? The time you fell off that ladder or were blown up?
Fives: Or the time Yoda used you as a test subject? And then there's that time you broke the internet...our sacred, precious internet.....
Kix: I'm pretty sure he's referring to the time he drowned in a pool because he can't get out of a pool unless there's a step ladder.
Echo: That never happened...
Kix: Oops...I was referring to the Sims 2 version of you. The dumb version of you to be more precise.
ECHO HAS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT & HAS VANISHED INTO THIN AIR
Cody: Why are you always mean to your nerdy brother?
Jesse: They were just answering his question, like good brothers do.
Rex: So what should we talk about?
Fives: Cookies.
Kix: Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation.
Cody: Normal things.
Kix: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
Jesse: *cackles* WORLD DOMINATION.
Rex: World domination it is then.
Jesse: We will need to extract any threats such as the Jedi and Sith and then we will need to take everybody hostage...including the one that has Granddaddy issues.
Kix: Don't forget the ginger one with Millicent the cat
Cody: *secretly a cat person* I'm keeping Millicent. No questions asked.
Rex: Sure. I'll have the glitter bombs ready to go and the paintball guns loaded.
Kix: Dibs on making a rubbish playlist to set the scene.
Kix: Dibs on turning this adventure of ours into a rubbish movie that lasts 4 hours.
Kix: Dibs on being the last clone.
Rex: Dibs on rocking a beard.
Cody: Dibs on sending Kix out of the airlock when we're done.
Kix: Meh
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