You're supremely my favorite person.

Did I already say you were my favorite?

Also, did you catch the joke?

If you didn't catch the joke, then I'm deleting these chapters and writing about Justin Bieber instead. He's kinda hot, in the way that makes people want to hump a trash can. You're kinda hot, too, but not like a trash can. Probably more like a anime body pillow. What am I saying? Kill myself.

But now, I wouldn't write about Justin Bieber over you.

ComradeSupreme

P.S. I'm almost to the 200 limit so like I'll probably do 199 for you and then stop gosh darnit man I could probably go on with this but jk i can't