n: hey when will you call

j: uhm its called patience for a reason

n: just call before i change my mind

j: boi

j: u boutta catch these hands

n: i will block you

j: okAy gosh

j is calling ...

Accept| Decline

Here we go, he thought internally as a blurry image of the random boy who's been messaging him slowly appear on his screen. He was smiling.

"I'm glad you said yes to facetime so I didn't resort to sending nudes, which would have turned awkward for the both of us," jin casually let out, catching namjoon off guard.

"What?" he choked.

Jin laughed, the sound melodic to namjoon. "I mean I guess you wouldn't have minded. I'm clearly irresistible." he said the last part slowly, his lips forming a blinding smile.

Namjoon scoffed. Here goes his ego. "Yeah okay, as if someone would want your nudes."

j put a hand over his chest and gasped. "If no one wants my nudes that means I'm not very attractive, and if I remember correctly you've said I'm hot."

"Oh wow mister ego over here." But Namjoon couldn't help but smile a little.

j moved, his large sweater moving off his shoulder and showing a bit of his smooth skin. "Baby, get used to it," j cooed. Namjoon gulped.

"Anyway, why isn't your camera on, I  wanna see your face." he whined.

"It's dark."

j scoffed. "That's lame."

"You're lame," Namjoon remarked.

"Am I?" j queried, raising an eyebrow.

Namjoon hummed  his response, smirking to himself as the boy's ego was visibly hurt.

"I am  not lame." j argued.

"Yes, you are."

j groaned. "Shut up." Namjoon laughed. They were silent for a few moments before j spoke up again. "What's your name?"

"Namjoon." j smiled at that.

"Hey a Namjoon works at my workplace."

Namjoon raised an eyebrow, but obviously j couldn't see that. "What do you do?" j laughed.

"Kind of silly but I do music. I've never seen him before, but I know Namjoon is some big boss dude or something I don't know." j seemed to go into his own little world for a moment. "What do you do?"

It was Namjoon's turn to laugh. "I do music too. I'm a music producer at BigHit."

j lost his shit and began screaming. "Hey I work there too! wait. waIT you're the big boss man Namjoon??"

He chuckled lightly. "I mean I'm not a "big boss man" but yeah I'm the Namjoon." He frowned, "if you work at BigHit, how come I haven't bumped into you yet?"

j's brows furrowed at that. "Well you produce music. I just sing," j paused and played with the hem of his sweater. "I'm not that popular yet so not many people want to help me with stuff so I hardly come into work."

"Nah, I think if you keep at it then your dream of succeeding will come true. It took me years for me to produce my own music, and after hard work I've come to be a successful producer. Hard work makes the dream work."

j smiled. "Yeah, I guess so." They were both silent for a long minute.

"So," they both began.

"oh haha you go first," j laughed.

"I was just gonna ask why you wanted to facetime at 4 am."

j shrugged. "I don't know I was bored. Plus I don't consider this a facetime since you won't show your face you ass."

Namjoon turned his camera on. "Are you happy?"

"It's dark."

He snorted. "You didn't think I knew that?"

j rolled his eyes.  "Turn some lights on."

"No."

"Why not??"

"I'm not... clothed." Namjoon shifted awkwardly under his sheets when j smiled at the phone.

He wiggled his eyebrows suggestively. "oh really?"

"I don't sleep with clothes on okay, now shut up."

"I mean when I said turn some lights on i wasn't talking about showing your entire body but you just had to put it that way."

"Shut up."

"Make me," j winked.

Namjoon scoffed. "Egoegoegoego."

"Hey," j began. "send nudes."

Namjoon's eyes widened. "What?"

"I said send nudes dimwit."

"I heard you the first time but I was honestly quite shocked that your ego allowed you to go as far to ask me for nudes, a person you barely know," Namjoon stated.

"It's nothin' new," j said calmly.

"Wow, an egotistical ass and a fuckboy, way to go," he remarked.

"Haha funny."

Namjoon smiled. "I know I should be a comedian."

"Just send nudes and I might send some back." Hearing this, Namjoon considered the thought.

"Maybe."

j raised his eyebrows. "Maybe? So is this like a half agreement or something 'cause I don't know."

"Maybe."

"Oh my fucking g- okay I'll send one first, how about that?"

"Hmm," he paused. "Okay."

j laughed. "You better not back out on this or I'll beat the hell outta you."

"I might like that," namjoon smirked.

j gasped. "Namjoon." he shook his head, smiling. Then he ended the call. Namjoon stared at his screen moment before a message popped up.

Picture message from j !

j: meet jin jr;)

namjoon <3: jin jr are you kidding me

namjoon <3: is jin your name

j: what's wrong with that

j: and yes

Picture message from namjoon <3 !

namjoon <3: meet god of destruction:)

jin: wtf is it destroying

namjoon <3: you

jin: oh my

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