I bet you didn't know that I was dangerous

The prank war is on a break, and I'm pretty upset about it. It gets worse: this dumb planet is being attacked by these dumb androids and this dumb half-Saiyan that I don't know showed up from the future or something. This whole situation is the opposite of what I want right now, it's actually exactly what I've been trying to avoid.

I was currently battling with a fat, alien-looking android. I was on my own, since Goku was out of commission, taking everyone but Vegeta to tend to him for the moment, and Vegeta, being his truest self, was chasing after the man who had created all of these androids rather than focusing on the task at hand. I figured that I could handle it, the android didn't seem too tough. In this battle so far, I had the upper hand. 

I was stronger and faster than this android, so it was clearly made wrong. Why this seemed to be such a big deal to everyone was beyond me. I jumped at the thing to land a final blow when I was grabbed and held against it, causing my arms to be held still. The android let out a cackle and I smirked. "Do you really think holding me still will do anything? I'll get out in no time," I said. I went to kick it, but my legs would not move fast enough to be effective. I felt the energy draining from me. "What the hell is this?"

While I failed to free myself, and old man flew and landed in front of us. I immediately recognized him as the man that Vegeta was chasing. I knew that I would be freed in no time at all. The old man looked me up and down and said, "Well this is a new face, who might this be?"

"Data not found," the android said.

Of course they don't know who I am, I'm not from here. I gave the old man the nastiest look I could as my movements stopped. I had no more energy to fight the android off of me. The old man chuckled as my vision began to become blurry. I could hear a faint yell of "There you are, coward!" and a thud. 

About time.

Suddenly, the energy in my body was remaining constant, while still extremely low. I felt my arms freed, but there was still an arm holding my torso. I looked up and saw Vegeta's face with blonde hair. Well, there goes that joke...

"Kick their asses," I said quietly as my vision turned to complete black. 

Damn, I can't believe I let myself get into a situation where he could save me like that.