danniester: sup

philgon: don't you feel weird talking to a person you don't even know

danniester: we're just texting it's no big deal

philgon: are you this feisty in bed as well

philgon: because if you are, that's a major turn on

danniester: how many times will i have to tell you that i am not gay

philgon: how many times will i have to tell you that i don't care

danniester: touché

philgon: tell me more about yourself

danniester: like what

philgon: like if you have gag reflexes or not, how big is your dong and stuff ;)

danniester: for jesus christ will you stop

danniester: and did you just call my dick dong

philgon: happens sometimes

danniester: everything just happens with you

philgon: i think you could take care of a few things that just happen

danniester: what?

danniester: no don't answer that

danniester: i hate you

philgon: ahahaha

philgon: i don't btw

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here's a pick up line to make up for the shit chapter:

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple *wink wink*