philgon: you heard me

danniester: i am not going on a date with you after you did that

philgon: you've done pretty bad things as well okay

danniester: is this a competition of who can be the worst?

danniester: because you are definitely winning

philgon: i said i am sorry dan what else can i sAy

danniester: i don't know

philgon: i won't do it again

philgon: i promise

danniester: you better not

philgon: but

danniester: but?

philgon: you have to break up with bianca and not talk to her

philgon: not even as friends

danniester: what???

philgon: make a choice dan

philgon: me or her

danniester: phil i can't just do that i need time to think

philgon: you've had plenty its now or never

danniester: phil

philgon: i swear to god dan if you don't i will call 50 guys and fuck them all and send you a video of me doing that

philgon: and i am not joking

danniester: i can't believe you're making me do this

danniester: it's hard for me

philgon: why

danniester: i don't know like we have been together for a while now

danniester: and we have had um, you know, so its a little like i used her for it or smth idk

philgon: YOU FUCKED HER?

danniester: um yeah

philgon: was she good

danniester: phil please

philgon: so she was

danniester: can you not?

philgon: its okay

philgon: she may have fucked you good

philgon: but i can fuck you better

danniester: i believe you

philgon: if you don't you can come over and have a sample ;)

danniester: you're such a jerk

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