Dog: You should be posting texts EVERY DAY
Owner: Alright
Dog: PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW WHAT IM DOING EVERYDAY
Owner: Ok
Dog: YOU CAN'T KEEP ME FROM TELLING MY STORY
Owner: OK
WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY?
Dog: STARED AT THE WALL FOR 6 HOURS AND THEN BARKED AT MY OWN FART