Dog: I can hear you talking about me.
Owner: Unlikely. I'm 25 miles away.
Dog: My hearing is 400 billion times better than yours.
Owner: I'll just Google that. 400 billion sounds to way too low.
Dog: I can smell McDonalds!
Owner: Stop trying to freak me out.
Dog: McNuggets!
Owner: CAN YOU SEE ME?!?
Dog: IM BATDOG