Today, Italy was attacked by England and France while I was out. I ran into them hitting Italy. I told them no one was aloud to hit Italy while I was gone. England took off running when he saw I had arrived. I told him to hold it. And if he hit him again I'll make the Isle of Iona into the shape of a heart. While I was after  England, France showed up and started hitting Italy. However, by the time I had got back to get France the damn wine-loving bastard had gotten away. Bulgaria then showed up and smacked Italy with a stick. I was quite confused and questioned him. He was an axis member wasn't he? He was, his explanation was Italy's face made him want to hit him.