SAM

"Granny,What are you doing?"I asked

I was recording snapchat videos, and my grandma was in the back throwing up gang signs.

"I'm doing what you doing," She shrugged walking back to the kitchen.

"Oh lord,"I said following her. "You need help cooking?"

"Can you peel those potatoes?" She asked.

"You cooking them homemade fries granny?" I asked.

"Yes I am. You ain't eating them all. Leroy need some too," I rolled my eyes at the mention of his name.

Leroy was my uncle. He's my moms twin brother who 36. He still living with my granny. He's a light smoker. He doesn't smoke like my Paw Paw and daddy used to. He only smokes when he feel the need to. The reason why we...well I don't like him is because he's a fucking perve. In public you seen him staring at girls asses. One day I saw him smack as girls ass we didn't even know! She threatened to sue us all but my granny calmed her down.

You boys wonder why half of you are single or can never catch a lady,because you don't need one. Grow up and be a man,and a woman just might come crawling to you.

"So tell me about your little boyfriend?"

"Boyfriend? Im single as a pringle granny."

"Hmp,you wasn't saying that on the phone last night," She sassed.

I guess she heard Aj and I's conversation. We were FaceTiming and watching Roast sessions.

"That's my friend AJ," I said a smile spread across my face.

"The sweet boy who's the principals son?" She asked.

Now that's what my mom should've said. We wouldn't be here if she would've said that.

"Yes,that AJ."

"He's a cutie, I know his mother. I used to be friends with his grandma."

"What happened?"

"She started acting funny,so I couldn't really be friends with her," My granny said.

"Oh well that's sad."

"Now tell me why you kept telling him 'You deserve a L' last night?" She asked putting the potatoes I cut up in the fryer.

I busted out laughing, "We were watching Rice Gum last night"

"I know who rice gum is child"I dropped the knife almost cutting myself.

"How you know rice gum?" I asked.

"Girl I stay up to date. Why is you hating?" She asked.

"Oh lord,"I mumbled.

I turned on some music that we could listen to. My granny loves to listen to anything so I knew whatever I put on she would probably know.

"And my ex keep calling
Swear that she be in the way!" My granny sung.

"And I need a thick red bone," I added to the lyrics.

We started singing together until I heard the front door open. No other than the devil walking into the house. He had on a button down shirt and some slacks.

"Look at my little handsome boy," My granny cooed.

"I got a date," He said.

"With who?" My granny asked.

"Hell,"I mumbled.

Everything stopped. I felt a big slap across the back of my head.

"Samantha carver you know better," My granny fussed.

"I'm sorry," I mumbled.

I got back to cutting the potatoes. My mind wandered to AJ. What is he doing?

AJ

"Shawty wanna kiss me
But I know she sucking di-"

"Avery Jackson Elton White!" My mama screamed.

I pressed pause on my computer, and looked at my mother who stood behind me.

"Why you gotta say my government? Mama damn,"I said.

She slapped the back of my head.

"Do you want your little brothers singing this mess?" She asked.

"They both lost they virginity,how it's gon h-" I covered my mouth.

Damn I snitched on them. Ehh they were bound to find out sooner or later.

"Javarie Riley White! Davarie William White! Get your asses down these steps right now!" She screamed and walked off.

I felt my phone ringing in my pocket. I took it out and noticed it was ba-Samantha.

"What's up?" I asked.

"Hey AJ. You will never believe what my granny told me."

"What?"

"Why I kept saying 'You need a L'? I told her we were watching rice gum and she knew who he was! She's subscribed to his channel!" She said laughing.

"Well damn,that's good."

"I know...you want to do something later-I mean as friends. Not like a date or anything because we're just friends we're not da-"

"Take a breath Ma'. Of course we can go somewhere,"I said.

"Yay! I was thinking the mall.I want some new Jordans,"She said.

"You got Jordans money?" I asked.

"She's a independent boss ass bitch!" I heard a older lady say.

"Granny,what are you doing?" Sam said.

After a minute of Samantha leaving the room, she got back on the phone.

"Im bout to FaceTime you," She said.

"'Ight."

She hung up the call and face timed me from her MacBook. I smiled as soon as her face popped up on my phone screen.

"Y'all think y'all grown now! Avery Jackson Elton White just told me that y'all ain't got no virginity!" My mama screamed.

I saw Samantha trying not to laugh. I rolled my eyes and walked to my room before shutting the door.

"Avery Jackson Elton white huh?" She asked with a smirk.

"Shut up."

"You got my middle name, it's Avery," She said smiling at me.

"Well Avery, you better start getting ready. We can meet at 2?" I asked,

"Sure...but stay on FaceTime with me," She said.

"Ight, I'm bout to get in the shower though," I said.

"You take morning showers? Night showers are way better," She said.

"Nigga no,It's like you sleeping in yo dirt," I said getting my clothes out of my drawer.

"No it's not. Plus you get extra sleep."

"Nah, night showers ain't no more hot water in the house."

"Ok that one is true," She agreed.

I smirked.

"Ok I'm getting in. You should to," I said.

"It's not like you gon take me in the bathroom with you."

"Nah cause you ain't ready to see this dick," I said flexing.

"Boy you probably 2 inches. Fuck you mean?"

"Oh really?" I challenged.

"Ole 2 inch dick having ass," She said.

"I still wear training bras having ass," I mumbled.

I put the phone on my bathroom counter, and faced it away from the shower.

"Boy no! I stopped wearing training bras in the 8th grade."

"8th grade? Damn,you would think you had some type of padding."

"Nope, last year they just popped out. I was like where did these come from?"

I looked at her holding up her breast. They were actually averaged sized.

"Same thing with my dick. It ain't develop 'till 7th grade, boy oh boy," I said starting the shower.

"You stay talking about your 2 inch dick, like its the shit,"She complained.

"You really wanna see it don't you?" I said with a smirk.

I held the phone up a little so she saw my abs. Her eyes widened a little.

"Ain't nothing to see nigga," She joked.

"How you brush your teeth?" I asked.

She started to move her hands like she was brushing her teeth, but it looked like she was sucking on something.

"That's how you suck-"

"Don't..."She held up the finger.

"This is how you get off," She held up 2 fingers and played like she was fingering somebody.

"Shut up,I'm bout to get in the shower. Do something with yourself lil girl," I said.

I got in the shower and out in like 10 minutes. I was jamming to the Rae Sremmurd that Sam was playing. I brushed my teeth and washed my face. I looked at sam who was ironing her clothes.

"What you wearing so we can match?" I asked

"The jacket you let me have-"

"Borrow"

"Have yesterday and some jeans, with my red vans," She said.

I had let her have my black jacket since it was cold yesterday.

"Ok Ima wear the red one, some black jeans and Jordans," I said.

"Whatever,should I wear a white crop top under it and leave my tummy showing?" She asked.

"Yeah, we can see your flabs," I joked.

"Fuck you," She joked.

I started to iron my clothes. I threw them on quickly. This girl here was still playing with makeup.

"It's 1:30 I'm bout to come pick you up," I said.

"You remember where I live?"

"Yeah around the block from ya mama house,"I said.

"Ok,I'll do my hair and makeup fast," She hung up the phone.

I shook my head at this girl. She is Samantha we talking bout. Getting my car keys off the dresser I started down the stairs. I saw my mama sitting back on the couch.

"Mama I'm going out with a friend," I said.

"Mhmm,I heard you and Samantha talking about your penis size."

"I promise I ain't do nothing with her. I'm telling you I'm still a virgin mama," I said.

"Whatever AJ,those two made me mad," She said.

I looked outside and saw them cutting the grass with scissors.

"DAMMNNNN," I said laughing.

"Watch that mouth,"She said as she hit the back of my head. "Bye baby,be back by curfew."

I shut the door and looked at the twins cutting the grass. They both looked at me with evil eyes.

"Snitch," They said.

"Sorry not sorry. That's what y'all getting for sticking your stuff inside anything that has a hole when mama and dad ain't home," I said getting in my car.

They shot me the middle finger as I pulled out the driveway.

I was jamming to the Weeknd when I pulled up at Sam's house. She was sitting outside on her phone. She jogged to the car and got in the passenger seat.

"Hey Sam"I said.

You could honestly tell I was growing around Sam. I used to hate her and now I'm picking the girl up in my whip, like damn.

"Hey boo," She said.

I straight faced her. I told her not to be calling me that mess.

"I mean AJ," She corrected.

She hooked up phone up to my Bluetooth system in my car. She started to play some music. She played some Kevin gates which had me turnt.

"Baby hit this weed because it might calm you down
I rub your feet listenin' to everything you talkin' bout
Straight out the streets, I'm grimy
I talk, my diamonds shiny
Don't mean to be too aggressive baby
I go to war with God behind you
One thing I really love is makin' love to the pussy"I hit the off button on the radio.

"AJ,that was my favorite part," She whined.

"Wait a minute, put on something that's not so explicit by Kevin gates," I said laughing.

She rolled her eyes.

"Do you think I'll ever need you love
more than you need me?
Show me your true colors girl
I just want to see
Cause I done had too many come around
and change on me
She screamin' please don't waste my time
I say I totally agree
See girl I'm fine with that
I done gave my watches away
Ain't got no time for that
Askin' where's my heart
Good luck findin' that
How long could I see her round
Still think I'm timin' that
Think I'm still timin' that,"S he sung with the beat.

I saw her roll down her window and her hair was flying out the window. I would be petty and roll it up, but I'm not ready to get fought.

"Pretty teeth with a nice demeanor
I'm in a rush, it was nice to meet ya
Collard shirt
No elongated T's
Cheaper to be yourself
Ain't no wrong way to be
Accomplished a lot
Came from the block
Ambitious in the trenches
I got a long way to reach
Sorry if I was offensive
But not at all
You got to pardon me at times
Okay problem solved
When I hear the word can't take it like a challenge
I don't understand why the hell I can't have it
Help me understand why the hell I can't have it
I was blessed with a swag and I ain't braggin'
Insecurities get covered with designer fashion
If I'm not intimidatin' tell me why you're bashful
If you not feelin' what I'm sayin'
Sorry for the hassle
But if you leavin' here with me it'll be fantastic"I rapped.

She grabbed my hand and squeezed it lightly. I turned and saw her smiling.

"Do you think I'll ever need you love more than you need me?
Show me your true colors girl, I just want to see
Cause I done had too many come around and change on me
She screamin' please don't waste my time
I say I totally agree
See girl I'm fine with that
I done gave my watches away, ain't got no time for that
Askin' where's my heart, good luck findin' t-"

I cut the car off. She got out fixing her shirt.

"We look cute,lets take pictures," She said.

She held up her phone and I smiled showing my pearly whites. She smiled also. Then we did this Blac Chyna and Rob Karadasian picture.

"Cute," She said and posted them to Instagram.

We started to walk through the mall. I bought her those J'S she wanted and some more shit. Got her a Michael kors purse that she was drooling over.

"Thank you AJ," She said.

"Yeah yeah,let's go to the food court,"I said.

We walked to the food court and ended up getting some Taco Bell. Thats what the brat wanted.

SAM

"If it isn't the cutest couple at school," I heard some girl say.

I turned my head and so Gabriella. At least I think that's what her name is.

"Gabriella gon somewhere,you seem I'm trying to chill with my gir-friend," AJ said.

He should've said girl. He should've said it.

"Uh,I don't want your ass no more anyways. Rumor is you fucked Brian in the bathroom," She said.

"Hoe do that even sound right? Like what the hell?"I asked.

"I said rumor honey not truth."

"Get your ole stanking breath ass out my face," I pinched my nostrils together. "Smell like you sucked dick wayyy to many times boo."

"Haha,your man included," Gabriella said.

"Hoe he don't like you. Now excuse me AJ. Lets go home I can't stand the smell of sex just lingering around in the air," I said grabbing some bags.

"Bitch,"She mumbled.

I pulled her back by her hair. She was on the looking at me upside down.

"I won't be called out my name.  AJ and I aren't dating. Fuck around with me again hoe. Its gon be way worse boo," I said.

I kicked her stomach.

We walked to the car and got in. We showed up at my house in no time.

"I had fun AJ,thank you for my gifts,"I said.

I hugged him lightly.

"No problem ma',"He said in my ear.

I felt his hands wonder down to my backside and they rested on my ass. I smiled. He's falling for me slowly.

"Samantha mama want you!" Leroy said.

I rolled my eyes he always ruin the moment. I grabbed my bags, and placed my bags down in the house.

"That boy just have money,"Granny joked.

"Lots,"I said laughing.

"Well I'm going to bed. Those fries are in the microwave if you want any during the night."

She kissed my forehead and left me downstairs. I went to upstairs and placed all of my stuff up. I walked back downstairs to get those fries out of the microwave. While eating my fries, I got a message. I picked it up and noticed it was AJ. I rolled my eyes. I opened the message and saw it had a picture with it.

Best friend😋:2 inches where?

I choked at the sight of what I just saw.

He was right. More like 8 inches.

Best friend😋:🍆💦