( Logan won't let me hug him... It's not that I'd want to tho, I mean, he smells like beer and cigars...)

I am Groot...

( Shhhh, at least I'm still alive and not falling because Petey would think he could save both Wade and you because he has two hands...)

// I think Peters gaining Wades smartass attitude...

( -.- Why do we have so many friends that are smartasses?)

/ The real question is, why wouldn't we have so many friends that are smartasses :3

-.- I am Groot.....

( Groot does not approve of you anymore good thoughts... He doesn't approve of you so much that now you're going to be named Billy....)

// Um, Why name him Billy?

I am Groot..........

( No body gives a crap about Billy that's why! HAVENT YOU WATCHED JACKSEPTICEYE?!?)

// No.... ._.

/.... I think his mentally ill thoughts should be named Billy instead...

( -.- SCREW YOU BILLY!!! Eh, I'm bored again so I'm just gonna go to my room and lay down while slowly dying inside....)