Tree Boy: hey guys has anyone heard from the murphys?

Liam: no, not since Connor was dealing about something with his sister

CarInsurance: I'm sure they'll be back soon. How about a nice fucking fun game of truth or dare???

Gradeobsessed: we can't do that. No one has sent in anything recently

CarInsurance: well.... hehehe we could summon the writer

Tree Boy: NO

CarInsurance: why not?

Tree Boy: because the writer only gets to be here for questions

Gradeobsessed: yeah my lovely sweet boyfriend is right

CarInsurance: are you trying to fucking make me jealous of your boyfriend Alana?

Liam: oh she better not because I love my boyfriend

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Suggestion?
Truth or dare questions?
Well happy Rosh hashana for all my Jewsies!!!!!! (Jewish newsies aka Jews aka me and other people) Yayyayayayay
Sincerely,
Me