Connie has made a group conversation with Cole, Dalton, Will, Dana, David, Gabe, and Max

Connie: Hello!! Nobody asked anyone but these six and me questions but I've decided to rope in my bestie Max cause he's not getting out of this

Max: I'm just telling you guys the questions, don't get too excited

Cole: Yeah! Let's goo, it's already been ages!!! Can we change our names weirdly?

Connie: No that's too much work for me, and I've been MIA for long enough

Dalton: Thats breaking the fourth wall

Gabe: We get it Dal...

Dana: Did you guys know that Dalton was actually the first one to say something Fourth Wall breaking

Dalton: Hey Will! Why don't you decide how we're doing this?

David: Smooth Rapattoni XD

Will: Well why don't we do specifically targeted questions first, rotating between everyone, and then save the general questions for last?

Gabe: I'm down for that

Dana: Me too

David: M3

Dalton: Alright

Max: I'm gonna start with Cole and work my way around then

Cole: YAY! Fan favourite!

Gabe: Cole stfu

Cole: :(

Max: This one's from Liv, if your five year old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five year old self do first?

Cole: I mean the first thing that came to my mind was jack off but...

Dalton: COLE ALAN PENDERY NO

Will: Ew

Dana: Wait Will, you know what that means?

Will: I'm a semi-innocent 22 year old, not an idiot

Dana: Fair enough

Connie: Cole, you gotta give a serious answer

Cole: Okay welllllll

Cole: Tbh, probably find a pair of scissors to cut my hair off

Gabe: Good riddance

Cole: What?

Dana: Dude you need a haircut, David grew back his hair, now you cut yours

Will: You've got longer hair than Luke dude...

Dalton: I think it's sexy

Cole: Thank you Dal!

David: Yeah, but Hes the only one

Cole: FUCK OOOOOFFFFF

Max: I'm just gonna go to Dana's question before Connie has to break the app again

Connie: It's how I break up fights

Max: Well, the following questions are all from Liv until I say so. Dana, what's your favourite group chat?

Dana: Oh favourite group chat? Probably the one where we all pretended to be Cole, that one was pretty good and Lost is just a classic

Dalton: Thats fourth wall breaking

David: This entire chapter is fourth wall breaking Dalton

Max: We gotta get through quite a bit so David! What's the best WiFi name you've ever seen?

David: I saw one with that weird glitch text and all it said was JARVIS, that was pretty sick

Will: Was that the day after you went to watch Age Of Ultron and you went to that coffee house w/ me?

David: Yeah!

Cole: Dude, thats hecka sick!

Max: Okay Gabe, who or what is your nemesis?

Gabe: Well, I bet everyone's expecting me to say Cole, but it's those cereal boxes man, every damn time

Dalton: Oh my gosh Gabe

Gabe: It's the truth! They're too hard to open without tearing everything apart!

David: I never thought I would ever say this sentence but, Gabe, you're an actual idiot

Gabe: Says the guy who forgot his contact lenses in his own eyes for a whole week

David: ONE TIME!

Max: Boys, boys! Let's go to the next question shall we? This one is for Will. Do you have a favourite Kelly Clarkson song??

Will: Stronger is just a classic so I'm going with that one :)

David: Not Medicine?

Will: That'd be a biased opinion babe

Dana: Whoa, did Will just call David babe??

Max: Dana, we don't have the time to dwell on Will's developing dialogue

Dalton: Alliteration

Connie: Y'all are idiots

Max: Okay and Dal, If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

Dalton: Hmm, I mean, those peacocks are pretty uh, cocky if you ask me

Gabe: Did you have to add the pun Rapattoni

Dalton: Of course! What do you take me for? Some kind of pun hater

Dana: When Cole and Will make them

Dalton: Aw, you got me there

Cole: Baaaaaabe, thats meeeeeaaaan

Dalton: Sorry baby

Cole: >:(

Max: Okay well, I'm gonna skip Connie cause she was just asked how she was by Liv and I wanna go in order, plus everyone was asked that so I'm counting it as a general question.

Dana: Fair enough

Connie: Alright

Max: Back to Cole, What's the best $5 you've ever spent?

Cole: I once spent $5 on an Adventure Time back scratcher and I will never regret it

David: Nerd

Cole: Nooooooooo!! I'm super cooooool, I smoke weeeed

Gabe: Cole, smh, everyone fucking knows that

Max: Dana, what piece of tech do you hope is invented in your lifetime?

Dana: Oh uh, teleporters I guess, so I can visit people more often and shit

Max: Okay, David, Where in the world would you like to travel?

David: Anywhere? Can I go to Tokyo with Will? There's a bunch of Pokémon shit there and it's really aesthetically pleasing anyways

Will: Yes! Take me with you!!!

Cole: What! Why him over the rest of us?

Dana: 🙄

Dalton: Cole...

Gabe: Yeah, it's not like they're dating or anything, right?

Cole: Oh yeah, I forgot

Connie: How dare you forget about Wavid! Wavid lives strong forever!

Will: Yeah Cole! Wavid lives forever!

Max: Gabe, what makes you special and unique?

Gabe: Um, my tolerance with all these idiots. I managed to spend a good long portion of my life being done with shit so I think that should count for something

Cole: Hey!

Cole: Actually, nvm, fair points

Dana: Gabe Morales, the real MVP

Max: Okay Will, this one is a little random but If all the States in the USA were represented by food what would PA be represented by?

Will: PA is Pennsylvania right Dana?

Dana: Yeah

Will: Pretzels then, you guys are known for your pretzels I'm pretty sure :)

Gabe: Yes, of course Will knows that

Dalton: R u kidding? If Will wasn't a singer/songwriter, he'd be a food critic

Will: Except I'll eat anything

David: You'd be the good cop and then Cole would be the bad cop

Cole: What? Why??

David: Cause the thought of you and Will going around town with you yelling at the waiter and Will just eating happily in the background is hilarious

Max: Hate to interrupt but we really gotta get this done

Max: Dal, what quote has always stuck by you?

Dalton: I don't remember exact wording but it was something about no matter what people say, you gotta follow /your/ heart and /your/ dreams. You gotta do what /you/ wanna do and not care about the judgement of others.

Cole: Deep

Cole: Just like how I like ur dick

Gabe: COLE WTF

Will: Wait what?

David: I'll tell you later William

Max: So, both Dana and David were asked one additional question each by Liv and Dana was asked one more than that

Connie: Just them?

Max: Yeah

Dana: Really? Sweet!

David: Okay cool

Max: Dana, What's the best part of your day?

Dana: I mean, I don't do this often but just writing songs while on Instagram Live is super dope, cause then I get to interact with everyone who enjoys my music and it's cool to get feedback right then and there.

Max: David, Do you still know the Touchdown Dance?

David: Okay look, I was only taught it the day we recorded it for iTunes. I never really learned the dance in the first place? I know the basics tho, but I don't think I can properly do it cause I wasn't an original part of that song.

Dalton: It's like people forgot I was replaced in that song :P

Will: Don't feel bad Dal, management was just horrible

Max: Well, before this turns onto a dark path, Dana, What is your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Dana: I can't choose man, you can't do this to me. I mean Man In The Mirror is chill but he has such great songs it's hard to pick one :P

Max: Okay that's it for Liv's questions! Now we go to Jae's

Will: Oh I know her!

Gabe: Yes Will, we all know her

Dalton: Yeah! Jae's cool af

Max: Cole, What do you drink/eat to be so hyper?

Cole: Ur mom's cherry Chapstick

Dalton: Cole, you're gay

Cole: *dad's

Dana: Cole, why are you using middle school insults, you're 22

Cole: Shhhh

Max: Dana, What do you call a dancing bread???

Dana: Oh it's a joke! Idk, what do you call a dancing bread?

Max: Abundance

Dana: Oh... fuck Jae, why

Max: David, (I'm just typing in what Jae said in exact words, I'm sorry) Favorite food besides W- joke im kidding, favorite food??

David: Fucking heck Jae... um, pizzas a go to for me tbh, hit me up with pizza anytime

Will: Wait I don't understand...

Max: Gabe! Oh this one's a little depressing. Why don't you smile more

Gabe: I do smile, you just don't see it cause this is texting and I have to act serious for photo shoots. Trust me, I smile a lot, especially around Alex

Max: Will, 'Ooh what does David do when he "tells you later"'

Will: Oh uh, he doesn't really tell me later actually, he's really good at distractions whenever I bring it up but yeah he almost never actually tells me...

David: Next question!!!

Dalton: David, y r u corrupting my best friend

Max: Dal, favorite song you sang on American Idol?

Dalton: Is it narcissistic to say Strike a Match?

Gabe: Embrace your pride Dal

Dalton: Then Yeah, I'm proud of Strike a Match, but my audition song was good too, and I threw back with Gotta Be Me ;)

Max Cool, and Con, she just said thanks, but I think you already read this stuff

Connie: Yeah, Jae's comment lit my day up when I read it :)

Max: Now we go to Angel's questions

Max: Cole, What's your favourite thing in the world and no it can't be Dalton

Cole: Dammit

Cole: But if could be Dalton it'd be Dalton

Dalton: Well duh, have you seen me?

Cole: Trust me babe, I've seen all of you and I liked what I saw ;)

Dana: Why tf, Will is here guys

Cole: Oh yeah shit

Cole: Well my favorite thing in the world is Aurora cause I love my baby girl

Gabe: What I'm surprised about is that you're actually keeping her alive

Cole: Hey!! I don't fuck around with my dog's wellbeing man!

Max: Dana, this is from a while ago but How was performing on Lip Sync Battle

Dana: One of the best experiences of my life! It was so cool just to be there for one but performing in front of everyone was cool af, even if I was in a group

Max: David, she didn't ask you anything

David: Oh, rude

Will: I still love you David <3

David: I would hope so! But love you too <3

Max: Gabe, her first two questions were Hi and How are you so we're not going into those ones but her third was Who do you like more Dana or Cole? IN A FRIEND WAY

Gabe: Yes I know it's a friend way, I'm the straightest person in this chat

Connie: Im straight, and so is Dana

Gabe: Yeah but I'm not single now am I?

Dana: Woooowwww

Gabe: People are gonna think that I'm gonna say Dana aren't they?

Cole: iTs funny cause people don't think we're best friends XD

Gabe: Which is weird cause we hang out more than you hang out with your own boyfriend

Dalton: I'm sorry I live in another state, geez

Cole: I love you ❤️

Dalton: I know

Gabe: No offence Dana, but Cole

Dana: No worries man XD

Max: Will, she said Howdy and how are you again but we're gonna go to How's your music coming along?

Will: Absolutely fantastic!!

Max: Dal, this ones weird, she asked you how Chaos is?

Dalton: Oh well that's not how are you, so I guess I'll answer that one

Connie: Yeah go ahead Dal

Dalton: Um, babe, how are you?

Cole I'm good babe

Dalton: Okay

Dalton: Angel, he says he's good

Max: Connie, she asked why you have to end this

Connie: The fact that I'm getting busier and this is is getting long and IM5 has been a big part of my life but I can't keep this book up if there's no motivation behind it?

Will: Its okay Connie, this was fun

Dalton: This is also breaking the fourth wall but I'll allow it

Dana: "you'll allow it"

Max: Back to Cole, her second question tied into how are you so we're not going to do that rn. She also said: "STOP CAUSING CHAOS"

Cole: No

Gabe: Oh

Dana: My gosh

Max: Fair enough, Dana, who is your favourite person in all of the group chats?

Dana: My girlfriend who isn't here atm so I guess I have to say Connie or she'll murder me

Connie: Yes

Max: Last question from her goes to Dalton, who's your best friend besides Cole?

Dalton: There is no besides Cole??? My best friend is Will, I'm just not dating him. Walton's alive and healthy as a bromance guys :P

Max: That's it from Angel, now we're doing Makayla's questions

Max: Cole, how are you so hyper all the time?

Cole: Lack of attention, plus alcohol, plus a fantastic sense of humour

Gabe: There's nothing fantastic about your humour

Cole: There's something fantastic about my dick though! Dal can attest to that!

Dalton: I refuse to participate in these shenanigans

Dana: Lol Shenanigans?

Dalton: Stfu Vaughns

Max: Speaking of Vaughns...

Connie: Oo, nice Segway

Max: Thanks, I try my best

Max: Dana, why do you never have any understanding about what's going on in the chats?

Dana: I mean, it's either that I'm too young to understand all this 21+ talk is all about or because all my friends are idiots who only communicate in word vomit

Dana: hint: It's the second one

Cole: HOW RUUUUDE

Max: Okay David, you get one more solo question, who is your favourite fornite character?

David: Thanos hands down, he's so fun to play as

Max: Gabe, this is your last one too, who's your favourite besides Cole in the chat

Dana: Oh! She actually knows that Cole is your best friend!

Cole: Yeah, People thought mine was David for some reason

David: You fucking wish Pendery

Gabe: Well Alex has been on here before, and Ashton's been here too, he's pretty cool. But I'll go with Dana cause he has a head that is present at the time being

Dana: Why thank you

Max: Will, does David ever tell you or show you when he tells you later?

Will: Why do I sense a pattern

Cole: ANSWER THE QUESTION BEHLENDORF

Will: Okay okay! Uh, yes

Dana: I mean he technically answered the question

Max: Oh that's weird, she didn't ask you anything Dal

Dalton: What? Rude

David: Hop on the boat Dal

Max: Okay Con, after this are you still going to be writing?

Connie: Of course! I'm currently writing something but idk if I'll post it anytime soon cause I wanna finish it before I post anything. I also do wanna try to finish Warriors and maybe 18 & Over and something I'm trying to do with Max if I'm lucky. I love writing!

Max: Okay and back we go to Cole, She asked when's the Colton wedding but spelled it weeding

Dalton: Yeah Cole, when's the Colton wedding?

Cole: When you propose jackass, Also, Dalton refuses to smoke pot with mec So there will be no Colton weeding

Dalton: You can live your life babe, but Marijuana smells like skunk spray

Cole: Fair enough

Max: Who took your innocence away from you in this chat?

Dana: It's a combination between my ex, Cole, David, and Connie

David: Me?

Cole: ME?!

Dana: Yes you Cole, fuck off, Also Yeah David, remember when I changed my name for the first time

David: Oh yeah, that was such a long ass time ago tho

Max: Will, why are you so amazing and adorable

Will: Aww, thank you! And genetics I guess?? I was raised well

Max: Connie, she asked the thing so you wanna answer that now or at the end?

Connie: Oh yeah, no, we'll leave that on for the end

Max: Sounds good, there's just one more question for Will before we go to group questions. How do u ever put up with David?

David: The real question is, how do I put up with him

Will: We exasperate each other, we've been dating for a while so it's bound to happen. But we love each other so we don't deal with it as much as we learn to love it :)

David: Fuck, look at my perfect boyfriend

Connie: Awww

Dana: That's cute, I wanna throw up

Gabe: Group questions?

Max: Yes! You just got three questions from Liv but there's also the how are you question so...

Will: I think I speak for everyone when I say that we're feeling more than great

Gabe: Yeah, I can get behind that

Cole: Yes!

Dalton: Absolutely

Connie: Took the words right off my fingertips

Max: Onto the Liv questions then, How many chickens would it take to kill an elephant?

Dalton: Is this the start of a joke?

Cole: As much as it takes

Gabe: Wtf

Will: Chickens

David: Uh, I'm confused

Dana: ???

Connie: aMeRIcA eXPlaiN

Max: Is a hotdog a sandwich

Connie: I don't think so??

David: I mean, I guess

Gabe: Fuck no

Dana: Nah

Cole: Absolutely

Will: Um, no?

Dalton: N O

Max: Is cereal a soup?

Gabe: Can we assume everyone's answers are the same?

David: No, mine is changing to a no

Connie: Alright, so if I'm correct, Thats the last question?

Max: Theres still that one question

Connie: Oh yeah, okay well everyone can go now then and I'll answer that myself

Max: Okay hold up I'll do it

Max has removed, Gabe, Will, Dalton, David, Dana, and Max from the conversation

Cole: He forgot me!

Connie: Actually. That's a good thing, I want a witness

Cole: Oooo okay

Connie: So, as y'all know, I've been working on this story for years now and I never thought it would get this big. But chapters are coming out slower and slower because IM5 hasn't been a band for a while now. I knew I wanted to end this book for a while now and I know it's special to a lot of people, it's special to me cause once a 5er, always a 5er. I'll still post stuff on my Instagram and I'll write smaller stories for IM5, including Warriors, which I plan to keep writing. This story is ending but you can still come back and read the 100+ chapters I've got for you over and over again. I'm even currently writing a big fanfic that includes IM5 as well as the other bands I love. I also still have that last chapter of this that probably won't come out for another while. Just know that as cheesy as it sounds, this crack story has been one of the best things to happen because I met so many fantastic people through it.

Cole: Deep af

Connie has left the conversation

Cole: See, I saw that one coming but I didn't act on it...

Cole: But bye guys!! See you for the last chapter :))

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A/N

This is late as heck but it's over 3000 words :) (sorry for the delay I've been focusing on cosplay and video editing recently)

-CG