O'BRIEN
LEXA

OMG

what?!

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME

WHAT??!!

O'BRIEN
I'M COMING TO NEW ORLEANS

yAY

OMG

EXCITING

wait how tf do you know that I live in New Orleans?

O'BRIEN
I checked your Wikipedia page

Let's not focus on the details

I don't have

a Wikipedia page

This is new

I'm going to go and check this out

wait here a second

wait

one more second

O'BRIEN
told you

you do live in New Orleans

right?

yes

yes I do

but that is unbelievably creepy ok?

WHERE THE HELL DID THAT WEBSITE GET MY HEIGHT??

EVEN I DONT KNOW MY HEIGHT

gods

that is weird

O'BRIEN
are you kidding?

mine is worse

last time I checked they not only had my weight

but they also had the weight of my longest strand of hair

wtf right?