Danosaur: Who's online?

Casparthefriendlyghost: Meee

Danosaur: Of course

Casparthefriendlyghost: What are you doing on so late?

Danosaur: I don't know. Phil is at a party with Simon so I can't sleep. What about you?

Casparthefriendlyghost: I watched a scary movie with Joe and now I can't sleep

Danosaur: Why would you do that?

Casparthefriendlyghost: Joe said it wasn't scary

Danosaur: And you believe him

Casparthefriendlyghost: Of course. I believe him. I love him

Danosaur: You two are a weird couple

Casparthefriendlyghost: We're weird. You don't want Lily

Danosaur: Phil told you about that

Casparthefriendlyghost: Yeah. You brought him a kitten

Danosaur: I thought he would like it

Casparthefriendlyghost: It's not the same as a living child. Trust me

Danosaur: I'm just scared I won't be a good father

Casparthefriendlyghost: Come on. You would probably be the best dad in the world

Danosaur: That's what Phil said

Casparthefriendlyghost: And Phil will be the best mum in the world

Danosaur: Lol you're right about that

Danosaur: But I'm waiting until I can buy a ring

Casparthefriendlyghost: Ring? You don't mean

Danosaur: Yep I'm going to ask Phil to marry me

Casparthefriendlyghost: Yesss