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Woops I haven't been active on this app
Sorry lol
K here's some shit I didn't put any effort into and probably won't edit :^)
Kiara: yooooooooooooo
GayBoi: stfu
Kiara: nahhhhh bitch
Kiara: so how was the party last night? Did you suck some dick?
GayBoi: maybe
OOOOOOOOO BITCH WHOOOO
GayBoi: I'm not telling
Kiara: you probably lying 😂
mmmmmmmm you better tell or imma come to your house and choke the truth out of you 😠
GayBoi: nah I'm too gay to be choked and plus you weak af
Ouch
Kiara: damn it's true too
O u c h
GayBoi: ok new topic
GayBoi: wtf is up with this new game "Baldi's Basics"?
Kiara: wtf is that
Oooooof I hate that game. Ever since my brother found out about it he wouldn't shut up about it. And it's got jumpscares like lol no thanks
GayBoi: why is it so popular?
Kiara: again. wtf are you talking about?
Idk why it's popular :/
GayBoi: oh ok
Kiara: hello?
Kiara: oof they ded
From what I know, "Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning" is a game where you go around answering math questions and collecting notebooks. There's this bald guy (baldi) that chases you with a ruler ready to spank yo ass everytime you answer a question wrong. There's this weird girl that likes to jump rope and is apparently the most annoying one. Then there's a principal that gives you detention for running in the halls or eating in the halls or some shit. There's a bully that steals whatever you have that it wants. There's a sock puppet that gets jealous of you when you get all the notebooks. And then there's a fucking broom that sweeps you and the other characters down the hall. Oh and there's this weird character that's called "first prize" or whatever and it pushes you for whatever reason. It's a weird game and the fact that baldi spanks you with a ruler when you get a question wrong is pretty old. I guess it's an old styled game :/
Kiara: jfc that's a lot of words
GayBoi: lmao
Kiara: so how is there jumpscares?
So Baldi's chasing you with his ruler ready to spank you and you have to avoid him. But if he gets you, his face pops up on the screen with a loud noise with it
Kiara: oooohhhh damn
GayBoi: now I see why it's so popular lol
GayBoi: people really like jumpscares. And I heard there's a bunch of fourthwall breaking
Not really in the game but you can look around in the files and add mods n shit. And you can look through what hasn't been added into the game. Oh and there are some hidden secrets in the game so yeah
GayBoi: everyone also like secrets in games lol I think I'm gonna play it
Kiara: I'm not. That's just a weird game tbh
Ikr
When you do play it, have fun geeking out with my brother lmao
Kiara: HAHA
GayBoi: ok he's kinda cute anyway
No
GayBoi: worth a try anyway :/
Kiara: what about that dick you sucked? Y'all together or was it just because you were drunk?
GayBoi: we were drunk. He was cute so I left my number on his phone before I left ;)
Kiara: ooooooo
ooooooooooooo man I wish I was as lucky as you 😭
GayBoi: hushhhh it's ok my blueberry. This "luck" isn't all lucky anyway. Remember that one time I dated an on the run murderer?
Kiara: lmao I remember that
Oh yeah :,)
Kiara: oh baby it's okayyyyy. You'll get someone soon I know it
Cri
GayBoi: sooo wanna meet up at Starbucks at 3?
Kiara: sounds good
GayBoi: oh and dress like your going on a date. No questions.
Otay 👍
*private chat with GayBoi and Kiara*
GayBoi: forget meeting up we're getting our smol child a date
Kiara: oooooo sneaky~ I like it. I'll find someone
GayBoi: I'll text you when I find someone too.
*an hour later*
GayBoi: I found a boy
Kiara: I found a girl
GayBoi: *image*
Kiara: *image*
Kiara: oof he fine as fuck and he seems loyal and respectful 👌
GayBoi: hmmmm this doesn't look right.... She's a catfish
Kiara: really?
GayBoi: yeah. That girl is a model. She was in that one water bottle ad.
Kiara: ooohh no wonder she looked familiar. Welp I guess we're going with your boy
GayBoi: aight I'm gonna tell him to meet them at Starbucks at 3
Kiara: this is great 👌👌👌
K I'm done here bye lmao
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