She laid her table

everything nice and neat

Everything just so

someone's in for a treat

Dressed herself up to the nines

looking good enough to eat

Hid her fangs with false veneers

so her guests wouldn't retreat

Kissed him long and slow

her starter not her sweet

Drugged them lovingly with red wine

they lay at her feet

He satisfied both her desires

sorry she couldn't repeat

His partner saved for dessert

picking their skin from her teeth