- Gets mad at anyone who doesn't know the difference between turtles and tortoises

- Will fight you if you say you hate any sea creatures

- Has a pet turtle

- Only draws turtles but always moans that he can't draw dogs or any other animals

- Has multiple images of turtles around his house

- Used to have a gold fish that he won in a school fair when he was five, named Fin, before he forgot to feed it and it died three days after he got it

- John gave it a funeral

- Gay AF

- Has had a crush on multiple boys

- Is still single