The episode opens up to a shot of Heaven's golden gates. The gates open and "Cherub Towne" is shown. Cletus flies in front of the camera.

"Well, howdy! I'm Cletus! Welcome to Heaven! Guess you did somethin' good to get here, and good people deserve to give loved ones special blessin's!" Cletus said.

The Cherubs began singing the C.H.E.R.U.B Jingle.

Cuts to a man jumping out of an airplane. He pulls the ripcord to release his parachute, only for it to snap off instead. He splats onto a rock while a censoring cloud bubble reads "OWIE!"

"Does it make you want to cry?" Collin sang.

Cuts to another person getting run over by a speeding train from a tunnel as "Oh No!" appears in a censor cloud.

"When your loved one has to die?" Keenie sang.

Scene goes to another man who accidentally shoots himself in the face with a shotgun. "Oopsie!" is seen in another censor cloud.

"Does it hurt you through and through?" Cletus sang.

Clip shows a struggling man's face turning blue in a hangman's noose. A stylized version of Cletus's head fades into view with a sad face and a tear running down his cheek.

"When your face is turnin' bluuue?" The three sang.

"Well, luckily for you..." Collin sang.

"There's somethin' we can do!" Keenie sang.

"We can help keep them alive!" Cletus sang.

"So you can watch them thrive!" They all sang.

All three pose together.

The orange C.H.E.R.U.B logo appears with a registered trademark symbol. The letters appear as they are sung.

"'Cause here at C.H.E...R.U.B!" They sang.

Cletus rescues a woman from a pack of wild animals. Keenie pushes a scared Collin in front of them, as he holds a plank of wood with a nail in it.

"We'll save your honeybun from dying violently!" Collin sang.

The C.H.E.R.U.B logo appears again.

"'Cause here at C.H.E...R.U.B.!" They all sang.

Cletus is shown waving a dismissive hand at a person handing him a handful of dollar bills.

"No, we never even ask a fee!" Keenie sang.

Collie and Keenie gave each other a hug in a yellow heart background.

"Because good people spread the love!" Collin sang.

Small hearts of light spread out around a spinning Earth in space.

"And we're here for all above!" Keenie sang.

A stressed Collin rapidly writes on piles of paperwork in an office.

"We do the paperwork for you!" Cletus sang.

Keenie lifts a boulder from a woman trapped under and flattened by a boulder, who gives her a thumbs up.

"And the heavy liftin', too!" Collin sang.

The three Cherubs comfort a horribly wounded man after a car crash. He is bleeding profusely from a neck wound.

"So sit right back!" Cletus sang.

The three Cherubs appear back on the screen and sing in harmony. They pose some more.

"And let us bless a sooooul for you! Oh, we...are the C.H.E.R.U.B!"

The Cherubs appear on a small, old-fashioned TV which zooms out onto the I.M.P Headquarters. Blitzo and Izzy blasts the TV with their flintlock pistols, and it explodes.

"Nice one, B, Izz!" Millie said.

"Give us another, Mox." Blitzo said.

Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock as Izzy checked on Annabella and Mary.

"Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!" Blitzo said.

Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent, bouncing breasts, holding a pitchfork. Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo, Millie and Izzy look bored.

"Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...." Blitzo and Izzy said bored.

Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.

"I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?" Wally Wackford asked on the screen.

Wally whacks his can on the wall at either side of him, producing the graphics for "CRAZY CONTRAPTIONS" and "GOOFY GADGETS" as he speaks.

"WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory." Wally Wackford said.

The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" title appears against a similar circular background and classic old cartoons. The panel with the title then falls over forward, landing with a...

"Where you make the things and I make the money!" Wally Wackford said.

Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.

"Please! I'm very desperate!" Wally Wackford said.

"Bingo!" Izzy said.

Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.

"WOO! You're on a roll, sir!" Millie said happily.

The camera pans over to Loona, who snores and drools while sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.

"Guys...do you feel that?" Loona asked.

"Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?" Blitzo asked.

Izzy held Annabella and Mary close who held onto her.

"That's possible?" Moxxie asked confused.

"Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!" Millie said.

Moxxie tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.

"I'm not." Moxxie said before holding up finger quotes. "Panicking, because hellquakes don't happen." Moxxie said.

Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.

"STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!" Loona shouts.

Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. Annabella and Mary laugh.

As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the ole, covering himself with his cape. Loona growls while on all fours.

"Do not be afraid!" Loopty Goopty said.

The man grins and extends his robotic tentacles.

"Please tell me you got that insurance thing." Blitzo said.

Millie takes out her lack axe.

"Who are you, and what do you want?!" Millie asked.

Loopty Goopty extends a tentacle into a loop-de-loop and slides along it to the other side of the room.

"I am Loopty Goopty!" He said in a singsong voice before continuing. "Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiish!"

"Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing." Loona said annoyed.

"I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!" Loopty said.

Loopty Goopty does a wavy dance. Blitzo sniffs him and flinches.

"Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world!" Blitzo said.

"Did you just die?" Izzy asked confused.

"YESSSSS! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!"

Loona taps on her phone as Annabella pouts.

"Just sayin' the front door would've gotten you here fine." Annabella said

"Shut up, dear Bella!"

Annabella growls in anger.

Loopty Goopty appears in front of Annabella and turns to Blitzo and Izzy.

"This is the man I'm gonna need you to kiiiill!" Loopty Goopty said.

He holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo and Izzy takes the photo from him.

"Not even a shit's length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge?" Izzy asked confused.

"I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I'm Blitzo, the O is silent.

Loona walks away with Annabella and Mary as Blitzo walks over to Loopty and shakes his hand.

"What o?" Loopty asked confused.

"Aww, thank you." Blitzo said shaking his hand before continuing. "Now, what's the tea, sis?" Blitzo asked.

"The TEAAAA?" Loopty asked even more confused.

Moxxie's arm appears as he struggles under the weight of the debris.

"Guys, help!" Moxxie said pained.

"Yeah, why are we killin' this guy?" Blitzo asked before elbowing Loopty. "I mean, what did he do to you?"

Moxxie's arm inches back and he squeals in pain.

"LOSING... OX--!" Moxxie said.

"He was....my business partner! You see, I was not always an old man!" Loopty said.

An old film montage in brough shades depict Loopty's early life.

"My partner Lyle and I ran Lyle-Loopty Robotics, a technological empire!" Loopty explained.

Lyle and Loopty pose with capes and spiral glasses on top of a tall building labeled "Lyle-Loopty Robotics". The building is surrounded by factories and columns spewing smoke. A line of text fades into view at the bottom of the screen reads "very dramatic re-enactment from earlier that day", with a question mark at the end joining it seconds after.

"Earlier today, we were testing a new machine intended to stop, or reverse, the aging process!" Loopty explained.

The clips show Loopty putting wires together and Lyle tightening a bolt with a wrench. The two stand by a large white machine labeled "De-age-ifier." Loopty is briefly seen slapping Lyle on the ass.

"It could've saved all three trillionaires!" Loopty said.

Cuts to the interior of the De-age-ifier machine. The handle twists and the door swings open. Cuts back to Lyle and Loopty. Lyle puts on his goggles and the two step into the machine.

"Unfortunately, we neglected to test the machine on the poor, like we usually do. We were too sure of our own genius! But the machine was accidentally set FORWARD!" Loopty explained.

"By the time we managed to get out...it was too late! At least...for me!" Loopty said.

The two men struggle to open the door pounding on it. Both of them rapidly shrivel up and age. Loopty stares in horror at his shriveling hands. Lyle grows old and fat and slides to the floor. Loopty clutches at his chest as he suffers a heart attack, then falls dead to the ground, his leg twitching. A man opens the door, sees the two men, and motions for doctors to come in. They put a stethoscope over Loopty's heart, and they shake their heads somberly. A woman puts an oxygen mask over Lyle's nose and mouth. Loopty's body is zipped shut in a body bag.

"Now, that evil son of a bitch is going to take over the empire WE BUILT TOGETHER! Without me to share it with, he'll make all the goddamn money in the world and become the fourth trillionaire, and get ALL the credit!" Loopty said.

Scene cuts to Lyle laughing evilly as piles of money rain down on him.

Back to I.M.P. office.

"Ehh, that's not really evil." Izzy said crossing her arms.

"It's evil towards meeee!" Loopty said.

Cuts to Moxxie, still stuck under the rubble. He weakly reaches his hand out for help.

"Everything...is going...dark--" Moxxie said strained.

"Now, get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless, no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs!" Loopty said.

"Eh, y-y-y You do know, Pooty--" Blitzo said but was cut off.

"Looooptyyy!" Loopty said seething.

"Of course! Of course...If we do kill him, though, and he ends up down here...y'know, you will be stuck with him. Forever." Blitzo said holding his hands up defensively.

"Oh, trust me...." Loopty said.

Loopty summons an array of weapons from his back on a series of mechanical armatures: a pistol, a rifle, a missile launcher, and a circular saw blade.

"I'm counting on it." Loopty said.

"That's kinda hot!" Moxxie said strained giving a thumbs up.

Everyone glances at Moxxie.

Scene cuts to the I.M.P. crew wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion.

"Gee! I wonder whose house this is." Moxxie sarcastically.

"And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!" A tour guide said.

The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzo removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig.

"Let's do it, gang!" Blitzo said.

All four Imps pull out their weapons: Blitzo a flintlock pistol, Moxxie an assault rifle, Millie two sharp swords, and Izzy an axe. The Imps jump over a fence and land in poses.

"Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie and Izzy said.

The Imps race over toward the windows.

"And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" The tour guide said.

People snap pictures.

Blitzo and Millie dash over to the window, while Moxxie and Izzy slide on their backs. Moxxie peers through the window, joined by the sock puppet cat on Blitzo's tail.

"Wow..." Moxxie said.

Millie, Blitzo and Izzy then join him in looking through the window.

Cuts to the interior of the room. Lyle Lipton is lying on his bed, an IV bag attached to him. A heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag. A TV screen and video player sit at the other side of his bed, connected to the bed itself. Lyle is holding a framed picture in his hands, looking at it sadly.

"That machine really did a number on him." Moxxie pointed out.

Zooming in, Lyle kisses the picture, his hands trembling.

"Goodbye...my one true love." Lyle said softly.

Lyle runs a finger down the picture lovingly. The picture in the frame is shown to consist of a stock image of dollar bills with a "Free Stock Photos" watermark over it. Lyle then puts the frame down and grabs the tube from his IV bag and begins tying it.

"All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value." Lyle said.

"Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!" Blitzo said happily.

Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot taught.

"Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Moxxie asked.

Lyle is about to put the makeshift noose over his head as the Imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a concussive force knocks the Imps back. Blitzo's cat sock is blown away by the blast, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and see the three Cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light.

"Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!" Lyle said.

Cuts to Blitzo and Moxxie recovering from the sudden blast of light. Moxxie rubs his head.

"Who the fuck are they?" Blitzo asked pissed.

"Oh, no! Blitz, those are..." Izzy said but she cut off.

"Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus said.

"I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!" Lyle said pissed. 

"We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven...benefited by your amazing...technological advances." Collin explained.

"Oh, HEEELL no!" Blitzo said angrily.

An angry Blitzo rolls up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time. He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly.

"Don't listen--" Blitzo said but was cut off.

Misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzo face-plants onto the floor, multiple glass shards sticking out of him. Moxxie enters through a door to the side, Millie and Izzy peeking in.

"Lyle Lipton, it is our--"

Moxxie glanes at Blitzo before looking back at Lyle.

"...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die." Moxxie said waving his hand around.

"I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old...and gross?" Millie asked as Izzy went over to Blitzo.

"Is that a serious question?" Keenie asked.

Keenie adjusted Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills. Cletus grabs the wallet.

"He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!" Keenie said.

Keenie flies around, grabbing Lyle's wallet from Cletus and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air.

"Nnnno!" Lyle said as he watched this.

"He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Collin said happily.

"Why won't you let me die?" Lyle asked as he grips his blanket.

Blitzo appears beside him.

"Oh, sounds like ya need help offin' yourself there, buddy, Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?" Blitzo asked. 

Moxxie reaches into his coat and tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzo and Lyle. They each catch an assault rifle, Blitzo also catching a crossbow with his tail.

"I have some assault weapons, crossbows, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--" Moxxie said but he was cut off.

"He's classier than that!" Collin said as he cut Moxxie off.

Lyle points the assault rifle into his mouth, before Collin takes it from him.

"There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!" Collin said to Lyle.

"Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!" Izzy said.

Izzy sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covering her mouth, and holds Moxxie by the shoulder as she vomits on the floor, Moxxie pats his older sister on the back.

"Life can be beautiful at any age!" Cletus said.

"And we'll show him!" Keenie said.

"Yeah!" Cletus, Collin, and Keenie said as they cheer.

"NOOOOO-!" Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Izzy yell.

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The three cherubs roll Lye in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake.

"Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!" Cletus said as he winks.

"If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!" Collin said.

Blitzo appears in a tiger costume as Izzy appeared in a tiger costume as well.

"Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Blitzo and Izzy asked.

Blitzo does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex.

Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look.

"This is so inappropriate!" Keenie said with a gasp.

Millie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes.

"Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" Millie said as she flips a double bird.

Blitzo shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him with Izzy in his lap.

"Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close." Blitzo said.

Izzy grabs a pair of binoculars out of nowhere. Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves.

"Ohhhh, noo!" Lyle said.

"S-Stop looking!" Collin said as he tried to tug the binoculars away.

"I CAN'T stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!" Lyle said holding onto the binoculars.

A bear swipes a wolf to the ground. It raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head, and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air. The chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lighting flashes dramatically.

Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzo and Izzy faking it before grinning smugly.

"Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!" Cletus said nervously.

Millie and Moxxie bump fists, the paws of their cat costumes squeaking.

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Cuts to a shopping mall. Lyle in his bed is pushed through the door hard enough to destroy both it and part of the wall surrounding it.

"Oh, Lord! Where are we now!? Let me perish!" Lyle begged.

"We're here to show you another thing life is worth living for: childhood wonderment!" Keenie said.

Keenie motions to a crowd of kids cheering by a sitting Santa Claus. One wears a "Craft Mine" shirt, while another eats his booger.

"Why...look at those sweet, disease-ridden vermin. Th--Their joy comes from innocence, unspoiled by the burdens of adulthood....and their middle-class existence! Such simple joy they have. It is inspiring. Thank you for showing me this." Lyle said.

"Hey, dipshit!" Izzy said off-screen.

Pans over to Blitzo, Millie and Izzy dressed as elves, while a grumpy Moxxie wars a Rudolph costume. They stand by Santa with a kid in his lap.

"Wanna see whose lap you're sittin' on?" Blitzo asked.

Blitzo grabs Santa's beard and rips off the costume. "Santa" is revealed to be an ugly, sweaty gnome wearing a "#Cuties" shirt and underwear, making a gnome noise. The kids scream and run in terror. Lyle sobs like a baby as Collin and Keenie cover his eyes. A concerned Cletus pushed the bed away.

"Santa's EVIL!" A boy yelled off-screen.

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Scene cuts to Lyle in bed in the woods next to a crude wooden sign reading "LOVERS' LOOKOUT", a cartoon heart replacing the O in "LOVERS". A small note underneath it, possibly written after the fact, reads "I guess...".

"Egh! This place reeks of TEENAGERS!" Lyle said disgusted.

"Lovers' Lookout, sir! We're here to remind you about possibly life's greatest joy of all!" Cletus said happily.

"Money!" Lyle said holding up creepy, trembling grabby hands.

"No! Love!" Collin said.

"I've never been in love before. I imagine it's quite nice!" Lyle said.

"It's not to late, sir! You can still find--" Collin said but he was cut off.

The Imps arrive wearing wigs and dresses.

"HA! Nice try, ugly." Izzy said.

Blitzo pulls out a megaphone.

"Hey, horny lovers! Which one of you would FUCK this old man?!" Blitzo said.

All the cars speed away in an instant. Lyle deflates, dejected.

"You know you four are so utterly c-c-cruel! We're just trying to give hope to someone in need!" Collin said getting into Blitzo's face.

"Oh...and you three are so superior to us because WE want some selfish, greedy, authoritarian capitalist to keel over DEAD!" Moxxie said.

Moxxie through his hands out for emphasis.

"You're makin' things too real now, Moxxie." Izzy said.

Blitzo walks up to Moxxie with a spray bottle labeled "PISS", adjusted the nozzle, then sprays it into Moxxie's face, causing him to flinch and hiss.

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Cuts to the inside of an auditorium. A woman dressed as Viking sings opera on stage while wearing a fake unicorn on her lower torso. A well-dressed man plays a grand piano behind her. The cherubs and the audience are so well-dressed, though Lyle only wears a bowtie over his simple, sweat-stained hospital gown.

"Behold! The wonder of art and music! Somethin' always there to comfort...entertain...and live for!" Cletus said.

Up above the stage, the four Imps look down from a catwalk near the ceiling. Blitzo wags his butt and tail like a cat. Izzy shook her head smiling at this.

"So...how do we make this bad?" Millie asked.

"We can't. There's literally nothing bad about opera. That's fact." Moxxie said.

"Unless we ruin it somehow!" Blitzo said shaking his butt in Moxxie's face.

With a mischievous grin, Izzy grabs the spot and moves it away from the singer. The singer pauses and follows the light, resuming her song. Izzy moves the spotlight again, and the singer again pauses to follow it.

"She's not very good." Lyle said.

Blitzo and Izzy chuckles softly and Izzy moves the light faster and faster around the stage as Lyle and the cherubs narrow their eyes in suspicion. Izzy wiggles the spotlight around aggressively, then gasps as he accidentally breaks it off entirely. The woman sings a final high note before the light crushes her on stage, smashing her to pieces and splattering blood all over the stage. The audience, Lyle, and the cherubs scream, while the pianist nervously tries to keep playing, his face drenched in sweat.

"Well, at least we made it bad." Blitzo said

The three cherubs fly angrily up towards the Imps.

"THAT'S IT! I HAVE HAD IT! You four monsters have messed with us enough!" Cletus yelled at them.

"D'ooh, we're just trying to do our j-j-job!" Collin said.

"Well, so are we!" Moxxie said.

"EEEENNNOUGH!" Cletus yelled.

The Cherubs summon golden crossbows and aim them at the imps.

"We are saving that shitty old man's life, weather he wants it or not!" Cletus said.

"Well, someone wants that fucker dead, m'kay? And he pain in advance, and I spent it all on this..." Blitzo said.

Blitzo reaches into his coat and pulls out a jewel-encrusted green horse figure wearing sunglasses and a "MARE-AJUANA" cap.

"...so he's gotta go!" Blitzo finished.

Keenie flies into Blitzo face.

"You are such disgusting loathsome beasts! Your kind is nothing but dirt that shitty dead people tread on! And now, you're trying to meddle with the lives of HUMANS?!" Keenie yelled.

"So are you! So why don't you shut your trap you judgmental, cotton candy, tit-havin' BITCH?!" Izzy said as she pushed Blitzo aside gently and pulled Keenie by her necklace and snaps it back.

"FILTHY DEMON CRAP!" Keenie yelled as she tackled Millie.

Intense opera music plays as the fight scene begins. Keenie and Millie roll over in a cat fight. Cletus and Collin shoot golden arrows at Blitzo, Izzy and Moxxie who run away, drawing their guns in the process. Millie and Keenie roll off the catwalk. Moxxie sees them and jumps off of the catwalk, grabbing and swinging on a rope. He aims his pistol at Keenie, who is still fighting with Millie as they fall. Millie and Keenie exchange punches to the face. Moxxie aims up and fires at a rope which releases a sandbag. The sandbag slams into Keenie, separating her and Millie, and Moxxie swings over and catches Millie as Cletus and Collin chase them down, firing their crossbows. Millie grabs Moxxie's face and they stare into each other's eyes with lustful grins. They make out as they swing above the stage, Millie pulling two machine guns out of Moxxie's coat and firing as they spin rapidly. Blitzo and Izzy climbs onto a catwalk and spots Millie's bra and Moxxie's bow tie fly past them. The bullets hit and kill various audience members in the first two rows, but they all miss Lyle.

"It's all starting to make sense now! Life is worth living because we only get one! We must cherish it! If creatures far beyond this living world are going through these lengths over my life, then certainly it's worth living! Killing myself is not the answer! Plus....I'm still rich! I can just buy all the things! I NO LONGER CRAVE DEATH!" Lyle said as he pulls out two wads of cash in triumph.

The audience claps happily for Lyle. Millie and Moxxie, spinning while firing their guns and being chased by Collin and Keenie, accidentally shoot a woman in the audience in the eye, killing her instantly.

Blitzo and Izzy runs along the metal scaffolding with their flintlock pistols. They jump onto a bit of scaffolding holding some spotlights attached to the ceiling with a rope. Them and Cletus point their weapons at each other. Blitzo and Izzy attempts to fire but finds their guns empty, looking at it in shock. With a wide-eyed glace at Cletus, Blitzo and Izzy throws the flintlocks into Cletus' face.

"Oof! You fuckers!" Cletus yelled.

Momentarily blinded, Cletus recklessly fires an arrow, severing the rope holding up the scaffolding Blitzo and Izzy is standing on and that Moxxie and Millie are swinging from. The four Imps all fall with the metal scaffolding as is smashes onto the floor of stage, narrowly missing the pianist and cartoonishly being a board so it holds up the piano at an angle.

The pianist is startled and stops playing, then straightens his bow tie, drops his tool down onto the stage, and uses it to drop down from the bent floorboard. The board then sends the piano flying through the air, breaking in the process. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Izzy, Cletus, Collin, and Keenie follow the piano with their eyes as it falls. Lyle turns to see the piano flying straight towards him, screaming like a girl and scrambling out of his bed into a seat. Unfortunately for him, the piano suddenly shifts to his new location and crushes both him and a few corpses haphazardly shot and killed by Moxxie and Millie.

Moxxie grins as he sits tied up to Millie. Both couples grin smugly.

"Well, well. Would'ya loook at that? You...did our job...for us. Heh!" Moxxie and Izzy said.

Millie smirks and gives the cherubs two middle fingers.

Cuts to the cherubs staring at Lyle's unfortunate death in utter shock. Collin gasps in horror.

"Ohhh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my Gooood!" Collin said panicked.

Keenie grabs Collin by the shirt and slaps him across the face a few times.

"Get a hold of yourself, Collin! And do NOT use the Lord's name in VAIN!" Keenie said.

"THIS...ISN'T OVER!" Cletus said angrily.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Izzy smirk as Keenie creates a portal to Heaven and the cherubs fly through, only to be mysteriously repelled back.

"WHAT THE?!" Cletus said confused and shocked.

A group of cherubs descends, composed by two bees, two sheep and Deerie, the leader. The deer conjures up reading glasses and a clipboard.

"Mmm, yeah, no, sorry, Cletus, but I'm afraid your actions resulted in the death of a human. I'm afraid you can't re-enter Heaven. Yeaaaah, nooo..." Deerie said.

"WHAT?!" Cletus, Collin, and Keenie said shocked.

"Yeaaaah, mmmmm, sorry! Yeaaaah, no...." Deerie said condescendingly.

"Is there...anything we can do?!" Collin asked desperately.

"Yeaaaah, nooo! Noooo, no, no." Deerie said as she chuckles.

Deerie says "no" while pointing her hooves at Collin, Cletus and Keenie.

"Bu-But, we didn't mean to! We'd never! It was all--" Keenie said.

Keenie points to the spot where I.M.P. was, only to find them gone. All three cherubs stare wide-eyed, Keenie's pointing hand trembling, whist the sound of a horrified woman screaming plays in the background.

"Anyway, sorry, guys. But those are the rules! Yeaaaah. Byyye!" Deerie said. 

Deerie does a happy wave before she and the group vanish through the portal.

"Wait! But--" Cletus said.

Cletus flies towards the portal but it closes. Cletus breaks down into tears and cries.

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Blitzo claps his hands together, transitioning back to the I.M.P. office. Izzy was holding Annabella and Mary who was giggling.

"Welp, the old man wanted to live again, and we didn't kill him, so we failed. Thanks to those fuckin' cherubs, he's probably up in Heaven now, so...It's a shame. All our client wanted was eternal revenge on his business partner. And now the two are forever separated, and now we gotta face the fire of fuckin' up." Izzy said.

"Sir...when are you going to tell the client?" Moxxie asked

"Oh, I already sent him a text, and...we're in good hands, 'cause texts don't make people angry." Blitzo said holding up his phone and points to it.

On Blitzo's phone it shows that Loopty Goopty is called "Lupis" in his contacts. The text from Loopty reads "U fail, U die.", followed with Blitzo replying "sorry" surrounded by emojis with "saxophone emoji" typed a line below. Moxxie looks worried to the wall behind him. He quickly scurries out of the way as a metal escalator proceeds to crash into the office.

"BLIIIIITZO! ISABEEEEELLA" Loopty said descending the escalator.

"Loofaaaa! We can explain everything I was--" Blitzo said worried, but he was cut off.

Another metal escalator crashes through the wall and squashes Moxxie as Lyle, now a mechanical demon with piano keys for teeth and a rolling ball in place of legs, arrives with a grin. Moxxie twitches stiffly in pain.

"Lyle Lipton?!" Blitzo, Millie and Izzy asked confused.

"I don't understand. We thought you went to Heaven." Izzy said confused.

"Heaven?! You don't make millions in technological advances in robotics by NOT experimenting on the poor!" Lyle said while laughing.

"Oh, you no-good, HEARTLESS son of a BITCH! Thank you for reuniting me with my best friend!" Loopty said and turned to Blitzo and Izzy.

"The only question now is what do two old genius robotic inventors do now that we're in Hell?" Lyle asked.

Wally Wackford crashes through the ceiling.

"Did someone say, I say, inventors?! Name's Wally Wackford, and I am lookin' for creative new people to exploit! I mean, employyy!" Wackford said before he realized what he said and twirls his mustache.

"Everyone, STOP FUCKIN' UP OUR WALLS! Moxxie's gonna have to fix all this shit!" Blitzo said as he pulled Izzy, Mary and Annabella close.

Moxxie is shown trapped, frothing at the mouth and groaning in agony.

"Oh, chill out, Moxxie. If you kiss my ass harder, you'll go right inside me. Satan's balls! First we deal with Heaven's table-scraps, now this?" Blitzo asked.

"I guess...you can say, you say, you have a...holey operation here, Blitzo!" Wackford said as he pronounced as spelled.

Wackford slaps his knee and laughs. Loopty scratches his neck awkwardly.

"Get out." Blitzo and Izzy said unamused.

Wackford continues laughing, doubling over onto the floor. Lyle and Loopty glance at each other awkwardly.

"Oh, I say, oh!" Wackford said still laughing.

"No, we're serious. Get the FUCK OUT!" Blitzo and Izzy shout.

Loopty, Lyle, Millie, Wackford, Annabella, and Mary all look at Blitzo and Izzy, shocked and surprised by their sudden rage.