(HELLUVA BOSS DOES NOT BELONG TO ME!)

The scene opens with a shot of that slowly zooms in on the. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, is Blitzo walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees, baby sister, and girlfriend.

"Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... Moxxie." Blitzo said as he looks up at Moxxie.

Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

"Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?" Blitzo asked.

"What about a car wash???" A female imp named Millie said with sparkling eyes.

"This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay? Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?" Blitzo asked with sparkling eyes which caused his girlfriend, an another female imp named Isabella, but she went by Izzy, to giggle as she had Blitzo's baby sister, Annabella in her lap.

"We can't afford a billboard, sir." Moxxie said with an eye roll.

"Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?" Blitzo asked as he shoved Moxxie away after wrapping his arm around his shoulder.

Blitzo turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzo whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Izzy used her axe to cut a man in half, Annabella used her knife to slit someone's throat, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, Annabella and Blitzo eating popcorn. Izzy was smiling at how happy they were.

"Ahh, those were the good times." Blitzo said as he was sitting on the ground.

"I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches." Moxxie said as he waved his hand with an annoyed look.

"Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!" Blitzo said as he got off the ground and walked in front of the group again.

"People love musicals, Blitzy/Darling." Annabella and Izzy said.

"Exactly, Annie, Darling! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like mine and Annie's dad did?" Blitzo said as he tried to make Moxxie feel guilty.

"Sir--" Moxxie said but was cut off.

"'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside." Blitzo said as he still tried to make Moxxie feel guilty.

Izzy sat Annabella on the ground as Annabella rushed to her brother and they began nuzzling while purring.

"Are you tryin' to crush his dreams Moxxie?" Millie asked her husband teasingly.

"I-- What?" Moxxie said but then looked at his wife with a confused look.

"I thought I knew you." Millie said flirtatiously as she stuck her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

"I can't believe you Moxxie!" Blitzo said as he tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it. "After I made you employee of the month!"

"Okay, sir! I'm sorry; a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theatre. Nobody actually likes the jingles!" Moxxie said defeated.

"I liked it." Izzy said across from Moxxie.

Moxxie pointed at her. "Do not agree with him in front of me, even if he is your boyfriend!" Moxxie said.

The scene then cuts to the I.M.P commercial.

"Hi, there! I'm Blitzo! The "o" is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P.! And this rascal here is my baby sister Annabella!" Blitzo said.

"Hi!!!" Annabella said happily. "Blitzy, you can't forget Mama!!"

"Of course, I can't. And this beautiful lady, is my girlfriend, Isabella but call her Izzy!" Blitzo said as he kissed Izzy's cheek.

"Hi!" Izzy said while giggling as Blitzo kissed her cheek.

They gestured to the I.M.P logo behind them before it disappeared.

Two pictures of Blitzo in different scenarios show while he speaks. The first shows him wearing two top hats through his horns, a monocle, and twiddling a fake mustache, while standing outside of a burning building with a sign that reads "Orphanage for Elderly Blind Newborn Dogs" appears. The second shows Blitzo wearing an angel costume at a coffeehouse happily throwing an empty coffee cup in a trash can, instead of the recycling bin right next to it.

"Are you a piece of shit that got yourself sent to Hell or are you an innocent soul who got FUCKED over by someone else?!" Blitzo and Izzy asked.

The commercial cuts to a demon guy wearing an Ohio sports jersey, giving a testimonial, while Blitzo holds a cardboard sign in frame that reads "Some guy who hired us!!"

"After lovingly killing my wife for *in demonic voice* fucking the delivery man, *normal voice* you can imagine my surprise when I wound up here, after the state of Ohio killed me! I really wish I could stick it to that *in demonic voice* yappy jogger *normal voice* who saw me hiding the body!" The random demon said.

Blitzo is speaking to the camera and holding a , while Moxxie, Izzy and Annabella and Millie are arranging lit candles on the floor in a pentagram. While he speaks, his eyes narrow as he does a magical gesture with his hand and a flaming portal appears on the floor. Moxxie, Izzy and Annabella and Millie run off in surprise. He tosses the grimoire aways as he walks up to the portal.

"Well, luckily for you. Thanks to our company's special access to the living world, we can help you take care of your unfinished business by taking out anyone who screwed you over when you were alive!" Blitzo said as he fell backwards into the portal.

The scene transitions to a person with their arms crossed and a thought bubble appears depicting another person being crossed out as the commercial plays in the background.

"When you want somebody gone." A singer sang and a dead body falls near the person as they notice and look up. "And you don't want to wait too long."

Moxxie, Blitzo, Annabella, Izzy and Millie are shown in a circle logo. Blitzo holds his arms out as Moxxie holds up his rifle Annabella held her knife Izzy held her axe and Millie holds up her spear. A letter "I" appears to the left of them, while a letter "P" appears on the right of them. The trio together form a letter "M", thus spelling the initials I.M.P.

"Call the Immediate Murder Professionals!"

Blitzo, Moxxie, Annabella, Izzy and Millie are inside of their building and Moxxie throws a grenade out the window. The group cover where their ears would be as an explosion goes off. A severed arm goes flying.

"Hand grenade or cyanide."

Blitzo is shown hanging someone with a rope as Izzy finishes writing a suicide note.

"We'll make it look like suicide."

Millie is shown electrocuting someone, Annabella is shown hitting someone on the head with a mace, and Izzy is shown strangling someone.

"The Immediate Murder Professionals!"

The I.M.P. logo spins around quickly as the scene transitions to Blitzo creating a portal to the living world in a wall, then jumping through it. He is followed by Millie, Izzy, Annabella and then Moxxie, who trips over the grimoire and falls into the portal.

"We do our job so well."

The group come up through the other end of the portal and adjust themselves.

"Because, we come straight out from Hell!"

The I.M.P. trio suddenly look shocked as it appears they have accidentally teleported to a church in the middle of a service. A female preacher and the congregation look back at the demons in confusion and/or fear. One bearded man, however, has his head laid back as he sleeps with earbuds in.

Millie is shown struggling to remove a knife from a naked couple who are in 69 position, while Moxxie tries to look away, Izzy was covering Annabella's eyes and Blitzo examines a pair of panties.

"We'll kill your husband or your wife."

Blitzo stabs someone toed to a chair repeatedly in the head while sporting a goofy expression.

"We'll even let you keep the knife."

A quick sequence then shows the group assassinating their targets in numerous horrific ways, such as with a medieval torture chamber, riding a shark, burning someone alive, suffocating someone with a pillow, playing on a grand piano after it crushed someone, and using an electric chair. In the final scene, the trio are hiding in a bush in a park and Moxxie is about to shoot a blonde woman looking at her phone from behind.

"We're the Immediaaaaate... Murderrrrrr... Profession--."

Moxxie accidentally shoots passing by, eating an ice cream cone.

"AUUUGH!" The boy said.

The boy collapses as Moxxie looks on in shock. Blitzo, Annabella, Izzy and Millie turn their eyes to Moxxie in surprise.

| Time skip |

Cuts to a hospital operating room. The boy is wheeled in on a hospital bed by a doctor, a pink-haired nurse, and a blue-haired nurse.

"Doctor, he's not responding!" A pink-haired nurse said in a masculine tone.

"Cool water, stat!" A blue-haired nurse said.

The pink-haired nurse whacks the boy in the face with a bucket of water, doing nothing but leave a large welt on his face.

"It didn't do anything!" The blue-haired nurse said panicked.

The boys tongue flops down from his mouth.

"Dammit! I'm not losing another one." The doctor said serious.

Everyone has their defibrillator paddles over the boy.

"CLEAR!" The doctor said.

They all zap the boy and he wakes up.

The boy gasped.

"Holy shit! It actually worked." The doctor said, not expecting it to work.

Blitzo, Millie, Izzy, Annabella and Moxxie are waiting outside the boy's hospital room. Blitzo is reading a magazine, Izzy had Annabella in her lap as she played with her hair, while Millie comforts Moxxie, who looks devastated. The doctor comes out of the room with a clipboard.

"He appears to be in stable condition, but he'll need surgery. Now, what insurance provider do you freaks have?" The doctor asked as he looked up from his clipboard.

"The fuck is insurance?" Blitzo and Izzy asked confused.

A shot of the outside of the hospital is shown, as a window breaks and the boy's hospital bed flies out. The boy is unconscious in the bed, while Millie, Moxxie, Izzy, Annabella and Blitzo are holding on for dear life as they plummet screaming to the ground. The bed is stopped by a rope that has become tangled around Blitzo's foot. Blitzo slams his face into the bed, the rope snaps, and they all continue to fall.

A still shot of the I.M.P. logo is shown.

"Kids die for freeeeeee!" The singer sang, ending the song.

| Time skip |

The scene cuts back to the boardroom. Millie and Moxxie are sitting across from Loona, Izzy, and Annabella and Loona had her feet up and is watching a video on her phone of Moxxie getting hurt.

"I'd like to go on record and say that incident was Loona's fault. Dispatch is supposed to give us the right info on the target. It's very simple." Moxxie said gestured to Loona.

"Oh, sit on a dick, Moxxie." Loona said not looking up from her phone, causing Annabella to giggle.

"YOU sit! Sit on... a... and the... d-- DO YOUR JOB!!" Moxxie said slamming his hand on the table.

"Hey, now. We don't blame our screwups on Loona, or my baby sister okay?!" Blitzo said as he nuzzles Annabella, and she gladly nuzzled back. Izzy smiles and felt Loona nuzzle her.

"They didn't do anything wrooooong~" Blitzo said purring along with Annabella.

"...Are you kidding me, sir? She's awful!" Moxxie said.

| Flashback |

The scene cuts to a flashback of Loona at her desk, reading a magazine called " Monthly". Her desk phone rings with the sound of a cute puppy barking as the ringtone. Loona answers.

"Hello, I.M.P." Loona said answered not looking up.

"Loona, I got stabbed! Call Mox--" Millie said over the phone, panicked, but Loona suddenly hangs up, disinterested in the conversation.

Next, she is in Blitzo's office as he presents her with a gift.

"Happy Adoption Anniversary, Loonie! Annie, Izzy and I got you a little somethin'." Blitzo said as held the gift out to Loona.

"Is it a cure for syphilis?" Loona asked.

"I... Oh..." Blitzo said nervously.

"THEN, I DON'T WANT IT!" Loona shouts at Loona as she slammed the box on the ground.

A large swarm of spiders suddenly emerge from the present box and swarm Loona up to her neck.

"UGHHH!" Loona shouts

"I'm sorry! It was spiders!" Blitzo suddenly shouts from outside of the office window.

"Goddammit." Loona said deadpanned and annoyed.

Loona is then shown at her desk, watching an online video of Charlie Magne performing "Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow". Moxxie approaches her with a flyer for "Chub B Gone".

"Um, e- excuse me. Did you just fax me an ad for weight loss?" Moxxie said showing Loona the flyer.

"No." Loona simply said.

"Wha-- Why- Why would anyone send me this?" Moxxie asked confused.

"C'mon...You know why." Loona said as she looked up at Moxxie.

The next scene shows Loona rummaging through the break room fridge.

"Whoever left the fucking... avocado salad in the fridge, I'm taking it, because I have the worst hangover right now!" Loona said as she drank the salad.

Loona turns around to face Millie with a red box in hand as she shuts the fridge door with her foot. She rips off the lid and drinks the salad.

"Why would you drink on a work night?" Millie asked confused.

"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass!" Loona said as she stopped drinking the salad.

Moxxie enters the room and notices Loona with his box.

"Isn't that my lunch?" Moxxie asked peaking into the room.

"Y'know what?! I can't take this assault right now! I need to blow off some-" Loona said as she dropped the box on the floor.

She kicks the box at Moxxie, knocking him out of the room and surprising Millie.

"-Fucking steam!" Loona finished.

Loona runs out of the break room and out into the street.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!" Loona said as she runs up to a succubus lady passing by on the other side of the street, pushing her baby in a stroller. Loona kicks the stroller high into the air and storms off, while the demon lady stands there in disbelief.

| Time skip |

The scene transitions to Loona at her desk, telling Blitzo and Izzy about a caller.

"Bliiiitzo! Mommm! That clingy, rich asshole is on the phone! Says it's urgent and wants to talk to you! Sounds a little DTF-y." Loona said to Blitzo and Izzy.

Cuts to Blitzo, Izzy, Annabella and Moxxie standing by a water cooler.

"Oh, GOD, it was one time! If Izzy and I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole, none of us would have access to the living world." Blitzo said as he threw his cup of water on the floor and crossed his arms.

"...You what?" Annabella and Moxxie said as they stared at them stunned in silence.

| Flashback in a Flashback |

The scene cuts to a flashback of Stolas sleeping naked in bed. He is hooting like an owl and there are feathers everywhere. Blitzo, and Izzy who is partially nude, walks away quietly with the grimoire in Blitzo's hands.

"Got the booook, got the booook! Got this fuckin' heavy book!" Blitzo said to himself and Izzy.

Blitzo and Izzy reaches Stolas' balcony and lays the grimoire on the ledge. Grunting, they attempt to step up on the ledge using the grimoire. Instead, the combined weight sends them all falling forward off of the balcony.

"Oh- Oh, SHIT!!" Blitzo and Izzy shouted as they fell.

Blitzo and Izzy lands on the cake that Stolas' wife and her friends are having, splattering pieces of it all over them.

"Oof! (to Stella) Sorry, we fucked your husband." Blitzo and Izzy said.

| Flashback in the flashback ends |

The scene cuts back to Loona at her desk.

"BLIIIITZO! MOM!!!" Loona shouted

"WE HEARD YOU ALREA--!" Blitzo yelled back but it cuts off.

The scene cuts to Blitzo and Izzy in his office, talking with Stolas, and playing with a bobblehead of Moxxie.

"Sooooo, what can Izzy and I do you for this time, Stolas?" Blitzo asked

Stolas is shown talking on his phone from a fancy mansion.

"There's a political candidate causing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists!" Stolas said.

"Doesn't it?" Blitzo asked

"Well... yes. But, more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here~" Stolas said smirking.

"Okay, well. Yeah, that makes sense." Izzy said.

"You know what happens when I'm lonely, Blitzy? Izzy-Wizzy?" Stolas asked through the phone.

Blitzo pulls his phone away and talks to himself and Izzy.

"God-fuckin'-dammit." Blitzo said under his breath.

"When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red {bleeped) of yours... {bleeped) your {bleeped) and lick all of your (bleeped), before taking out your (bleeped), and (bleeped) with more teeth until you're screaming (bleeped) like a FUCKING baby--!" Stolas said through the phone.

Blitzo, who's visibly disturbed, while Izzy tries not to laugh, scene pans to his with Stolas name listed as "creepy mouth (aka one night stand bird dick) with a call total of 48 seconds. as he hangs up, a knockout noise plays. He snaps his cellphone in half, smashes it with his desk phone, tosses said desk phone away, pulls out a blender, puts the cellphone pieces in it, and blends them. Blitzo turns and hands the blender to Loona, who was standing nearby.

"Eat this!" Blitzo said to Loona as she took the blender and drank the blended cellphone mixture. "And then y'know that bridge over the freeway?" Blitzo asked Loona.

"Yeah?" Loona said as she raised her eyebrow. "Shit off it!" Blitzo said seriously.

| Flashbacks over |

"Look, the point is, Loona is a valued member of our family, and we don't get rid of family." Blitzo said happily

Loona looks up from her phone and briefly smiles, touched by Blitzo's words.

"We aren't a family, sir! You are the boss! We are the employees! You treat her like she's some troubled teenager! She's more like a meth-addicted homeless woman you let man the phones!" Moxxie said ranting.

As Moxxie rants, Loona continues looking at her phone, slowly flipping Moxxie off.

"That is offensive! Without homeless people, I wouldn't have HALF the joy and laughter I do in this life! The other half being my girlfriend and baby sister of course!" Blitzo said as he walked to the window and raised the blinds.

Blitzo puts his face up against the window, cracking the glass, and sees a homeless demon, looking sad and holding up a sign that reads "Monee helps. Satan bless." A succubus is on her cellphone and turns away from the hobo. Blitzo smugly waves at him, before lowering the window blinds.

"While we're on the subject of "family", can you stop finding me and Millie outside of work?" Moxxie said as he quotes the word family, and he made an annoyed face at the viewers.

"Come on, sweetie! It's not that big a deal!" Millie said as glass shattering was heard and Moxxie had a shocked face.

"Excuse me... WHAT?!?!?!" Moxxie said as he looked at Millie.

| Flashback |

The scene cuts to a flashback of Moxxie and Millie preparing dinner in their kitchen.

"Honey, can you get me the butter?" Moxxie asked Millie.

"Sure, sweetie." Millie said smiling.

Millie opens the fridge door and finds Blitzo inside as he hands her the gross, viscous butter.

"Spoiler alert: the butter's spoiled!" Blitzo said smiling.

Millie giggled at this.

"What's funny, honey?" Moxxie asked as he threw diced carrots into the soup.

"Really impressive wordplay." Blitzo said smiling.

"WHAT THE--?! WHY ARE YOU IN OUR FRIDGE?!?!" Moxxie shouted at Blitzo.

Later that evening, shows a building, Inside their Moxxie and Millie are asleep in bed. The former is tossing and turning as the sound of a cat purring can be heard. Moxxie opens his eyes and sees Annabella standing on him, looking him right in the eyes.

"Whatcha dreamin' about?" Annabella asked purring.

"I was dreaming my parents were being murdered, but now... I'd like to go back to that." Moxxie said.

"Moxxie, I will hit you." Izzy said from hanging from the ceiling by her tail.

In the next scene, Moxxie is singing the end of "Oh, Millie", as Millie joins in on some parts.

"Of all the imps in Hell, it's for her that I fell." Moxxie sang

"It's for him that I fell." Millie joined in harmonizing.

"Oh, Millie~." Moxxie said smiling.

They close their eyes to kiss, but Moxxie notices Blitzo and Annabella outside the window holding a camcorder.

"Are you fucking filming us right now?!" Moxxie asked angrily.

| Flashback ends and back in the board room |

"Just... stop... doing that!" Moxxie yelled at Blitzo.

"I don't see what the issue is! There somethin' you don't want me seein'?" Blitzo asked while shrugging his shoulders.

"No!" Moxxie yelled angrily.

Loona snickers at the same time Blitzo said something.

"You got a baby-wiener-haver?" Blitzo asked.

"Sir, what you say and how you act is totally INAPPROPRIATE!" Moxxie said as he stood up from his chair angrily.

"Calm down, Mox! You're gonna have another panic attack!" Millie said as she laid her hand on Moxxie's shoulder.

"I AM CALM!" Moxxie yelled.

Moxxie starts whimpering in anger while looking back at Blitzo.

"Shh-shh-shh. There, there." Millie said comforting Moxxie.

"Look, I don't judge the boring couple stuff you do outside work hours. So, don't... judge me!" Blitzo said as he motions with his hands to imply sexual activity.

"Oh, I do judge you, sir! Quite a lot, actually!" Moxxie said to Blitzo.

"Mox, he's our boss! And he's your sisters boyfriend!" Millie said.

"No-no-no, it's fine Mills, your husband is just... how do I say this without being offensive?"

"...Retarded." Blitzo said as he was smiling smugly.

Moxxie: "Does immaturely insulting me make you feel better about your sad, life?" Moxxie asked.

"It actually does." Blitzo said as he leans towards Moxxie.

Camera zooms out to Loona, Izzy and Annabella.

"The only reason you have a wife is because you're easy to manage!" Loona and Annabella said as Loona looked away from her phone to glare at Moxxie with Annabella.

Millie slams her hands against the table, looking at Loona and Annabella with anger.

"No, he's not, you BITCHS!" Millie said in a deeper voice and flipped Loona and Annabella off.

Loona growls at Millie as Annabella hissed at Millie.

"Do not talk to my daughter or baby sister that way! They're sensitive!" Blitzo said.

Izzy hissed at Millie as she held her baby close to her chest.

"Yes, we are!" Loona said as she snapped at Millie.

"You guys are all fucking assholes." Eddie(The kid Moxxie shot) said offscreen.

Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Izzy, Annabella and Loona's eye all widen in surprise. They look at Eddie, the boy Moxxie accidentally shot earlier. Eddie is lying on a table with three wires from a heart monitor attached to his stomach.

"Oh, shut up, kid! You're lucky to witness this!" Blitzo said

"Ugh, this company is such a mess!" Moxxie said as he pinches the bridge of his nose.

"Alright, let's get back to talking about my outfit." Blitzo said.

"Nobody was talking about that!" Loona said.

"Which is why I'm tryin' to get that ball rolling. So, how does it look? It's good, right?" Blitzo asked.

"It's been a literal hell having to pretend to be paralyzed so you fuckshits wouldn't kill me! But, now I want that. I want death!" Eddie said as he pointed at Blitzo, then detached the tubes of the heart monitor.

He once again points at Blitzo.

"You are a selfish, greedy clown. And I'm a kid! We're supposed to like clowns! Even the creepy ones!" Eddie said.

"Hey, now! That's not very--" Moxxie said, but got cut off.

Eddie interrupts Moxxie, intimidating him.

"If I wanted to hear from a spineless jackass, I'd rip out your spine and ask you some shit." Eddie said as he pointed at Moxxie.

Millie slams her hand on the table, the other gesturing at Moxxie.

"That's my husband you're talkin' to!" Millie said.

"That's your husband?!" Eddie asked as he laughed.

Moxxie and Millie snarl at Eddie.

"I figured you for a slut. But, I didn't know you needed dick that bad!" Eddie said as he pointed at Izzy causing Annabella and Blitzo to growl.

"And you!" Eddie said as he pointed at Loona.

"What? What about me?" Loona asked as she looked up from her phone.

"Nothing. I don't talk to dogs. I'm a cat person." Eddie said as he crossed his arms.

Loona gives a wide-eyed glare, whines at Eddie with anger, and goes back to looking at her phone.

"Wow. Ah, y'know, kid, you kind of are a piece of shit." Blitzo said.

"Yeah. He's kind of a piece of shit." Everyone said in unison, and softly.

Loona's eyes widen as she receives a text message.

"Oh, fuck! Guys, I just got a text from our client! Guess he was the right target after all." Loona said smiling.

"Who?" Blitzo, Annabella and Izzy asked.

"Him." Loona said as she pointed at Eddie.

"Me?" Eddie asked in disbelief.

"Yup." Loona said smiling smugly, without looking up from her phone.

"They wanted us to kill an actual child?" Annabella asked.

"That's what they're sayin'." Loona said to her little sister.

"...Well, Christ on a stick. I guess there is a God." Blitzo said.

Izzy draws a flintlock pistol and fires it at Eddie, killing him instantly.

Eddie: "OWWWW!" Eddie said as he crashed into the wall as he gets shot, covered a spot of blood as he says this, landing on the table while his eyes turned to X's.

Then blood covers the screen, then reveals Blitzo, Annabella and Moxxie kicking Eddie's corpse, Millie and Izzy stabbing him, and Loona recording everything on her phone.

| Time skip |

"Y'know, folks? With this company, I really wanted to prove that we're capable of doing the same things anyone else can. Like killing people!" Blitzo and Annabella said in a voiceover.

Blitzo and Moxxie are shown wearing full hazard gear, dismembering Eddie's body with a hacksaw and chainsaw respectively. Blood splats on the screen again, then shows the group by a dumpster putting Eddie's body parts in a garbage bag.

"So, from us here at the Immediate Murder Professionals group, we promise to settle your unfinished business or your money... is gone and you're never getting it back, and you can write us a bad review but we'll play dumb to it, because it's Hell and no one fuckin' cares." Izzy said in a voiceover.

As Blitzo, Izzy and Annabella does the voiceover, Blitzo hugs Moxxie, Millie, Izzy, Annabella and Loona, the latter's phone flying out of her hands.

"Y'know, even though this kid was a target... he's still a child. And it's important that we handle this going forward respectfully." Blitzo said as he wrapped his tail lovingly around the group.

| In the human world |

The group all smile as the scene cuts to a newscast, showing Eddie's mother tearfully holding up a bad drawing of her son. A male news reporter holds a microphone up to her, looking disinterested. The headline on screen says, "Mom sucks at drawing own kid", while the ticker bar constantly reads "There is a missing boy! Yet another missing kid!"

"Please! If anyone has seen my little Eddie, please contact us at--OHHH!" Eddie's mother said as she held up a terrible picture of Eddie then screamed terrified as Eddie's bloody body bag suddenly falls into her arms.

Eddie's mother and the news reporter look up in shock as the camera follows their gaze. Blitzo, Moxxie, Izzy, Annabella and Millie are shown looking down on them through a portal.

"You're welcome!" Blitzo, Annabella and Izzy said as they smiled and waved.

The group disappear in the portal as it closes.