Queen Bee
The scene opens with Loona sitting in the back seat of a car, with Annabella on her lap, while Mary was with Striker. Her phone buzzes, and she looks down to see Blitzo trying to call her. She declines the call.
"You want me to drop you off here?" The driver asked offscreen.
"Oh! Uh! Yeah. Yeah, this looks right. I, uh haven't been here before." Loona said as she held Annabella.
Loona steps out of the vehicle and music can be heard playing as the car drives off. Loona held Annabella in her arm. She looks down at her phone and texts Vortex.
"Hey, I'm her."
"Oh shit."
"*here, sry :)"
Loona looks around nervously until Vortex calls out to her.
"Loo-naaa! Hey girl! Glad you could make it! And you even brought your little sis!" Vortex said waving his hand.
"Tex! Yeah, hey. Thanks for inviting us." Loona said.
"Yeah!" Annabella said happily.
The two walk into the mansion with Loona holding Annabella, where the party is taking place.
"Course! Course! Hey, everyone! Meet the new face!" Vortex called out.
Vortex howls in excitement, prompting everyone else to do the same.
"You want a-- drink or anything?" Vortex asked.
"Oh, uh... sure! Yeah, totally..." Loona said as her tail rises. Annabella giggles seeing this.
Loona drops her fake smile and looks over to a group of valley girl-esque Hellhounds.
"And so, I told him "I'm not gonna go get it, unless you fucking throw it this time."." Vikki said.
"That is so, not fetch!" A Dalmatian Hellhound said.
"Not fetch..." Vikki said agreeing
Before Vikki could continue, Loona chimes in nervously.
"Ha, ha, ha, yeah! Like, that happens all the time. Aha...aha..." Loona said nervously.
"Oh-em-gee. Loona? Lunatic Luna? That you?" Vikki asked.
"Uhhh, yeah. It's Loona... yeah." Loona said as her tail wraps around her waist.
"Wow. I can't believe you're showing up to another party. I mean, do you even remember the last one?" Vikki asked with a small smirk.
"I'm sure you'll remind me." Loona said with gritted teeth.
"Yeah, this..." Vikki said as she took her phone out before showing a picture of Loona vomiting. "This you right?" She asked.
Loona growls in response.
"Why do you still have that?" Loona asked annoyed.
"It brings me joy. You know, you're supposed to keep things that bring you joy." Vikki said looking over at the picture.
Loona growls even more at her.
"Wow... you're being really negative. Your aura is really aggressive right now." Vikki said.
"Oh, yeah? Well maybe it's 'cus I'm in the presence of a massive bitch!" Annabella said glaring at Vikki.
The word "bitch" echoes throughout the party, making everyone else gasp in disapproval.
"Oh... my dog... Wow!" Vikki said as she feigns being offended.
"What? Is that not an okay thing to say? Like, come on, it's true!" Loona said defending her little sister.
"You can't say that." A demon said off-screen.
Loona's ears droop in response as Vortex comes back with drinks.
"Did I miss anything?" Vortex asked confused.
Loona notices and puts up her fake smile again.
"No, no, no... Haha... No, nothing... No." Loona said taking the drink while clearing her throat.
A voice offscreen booms through a microphone, attracting most of the partygoers.
"Haha! How're my dirty bitches doing toniiiiight?" An unknown demon said off-screen.
Vortex smiles at Loona in response, inviting her and Annabella over.
"Awooh, awooh! Y'all ready to party with the Queen Bee of Glu-tto-ny? Come on!" The unknown demon said.
The demon reveals herself to be none other than Beelzebub, who was twirling around the disco ball as she hypes up her audience of partygoers.
"Hell yeah! 'Cus the honey is flowin' tonight! And this bitch 'bout to get fuckin' wild! Let's get it started!" Beelzebub said happily.
Beelzebub grabs onto a pole. Cut to Loona looking around nervously as Beelzebub starts to sing her song.
"Cotton candy, cotton ca— candy
Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy
Hey! I'm whatchu need, I'm watchu want
I got it all, a carnivale, I'll bring you up, I'll take you down
I'm sticky sweet, stuck in your teeth like
Cotton candy!
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not watchu need (Ah-ah, ah-oh)." Beelzebub sang.
A brief shot of a hellhound drinking while peering into one of Bee's honey pits then getting knocked over by a pillar of rising honey.
"Hey! I don't know why, I'm whatchu want, but it's the truth
I'm not your lie
Let them eat cake, let them eat pie
Or, better yet, let them eat cotton candy
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not watchu need!
Cotton candy skies
Sweet as apple pie
I can't help but shine
Brighter than the starlight in the sky
Cotton candy
Cotton candy (Yeah)
Cotton candy
I'm whatchu want, not watchu need
So, watchu want?" Beelzebub sang.
"Ya hungry; Take a bite!" Beelzebub said.
Bee enlarges the taco one of her guests planned on eating, then shoves it into his mouth.
"Get fucked tonight!" She said. (So, watchu want?)
Bee moves onto the next table, where she enlarges the alcoholic beverage of two dog demons which she then shoves down their throats.
"Your Queen Bee brings the sweet stuff, so keep making me that motherfucking honey! Yeah, keep it comin'!" Beelzebub said.
Bee enlarges the party's punch bowl and prompts the others to swim in it, which four partygoers do without hesitation. Loona watches and mouths what the fuck
"Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-oh)
Cotton candy (Ah-ah, ah-ah)
I'm whatchu want, not watchu need!
Cotton candy skies!
Sweet as apple pie!
I can't hеlp but shine!
Brighter than the starlight
Cotton candy skiеs
Sweet as apple pie!
I can't help but shine (Woo!)
Brighter than the starlight in the sky!"
Beelzebub ends her performance with a firework of confetti and the hellhounds cheer as Loona shakes the cotton candy out of her hair giving Annabella the chance to catch one and start eating it.
"Awooh, awooh! Vortex!" She said flying over to Vortex. "The party is buzzin' now! Fuck!" She said dusting herself off. "I feel like I went a little too hard with the confetti this time though. I have like, a rainbow... in my vagina right now." Beelzebub said as she materializes a mini rainbow.
Loona looks at her with a flabbergasted expression on her face while Annabella's eyes sparkled with awe.
"Oh, hey! Is this the sweet pup you told me about and her little sister?" Beelzebub asked Vortex as she notices Loona and Annabella.
"Excuse me?" Loona asked offended.
"She's a fuckin' cutie! Where you been hiding girl?" She asked Loona before laughing.
"Is there something funny?" Annabella asked for Loona since she knew her older sister might explode.
"Nah, I'm just really high on all this tasty energy right now. Tex says you don't get invited out much. I hope this itty-bitty get-together can serve as a fun first time." Beelzebub said smiling.
Loona briefly looks behind her to see a hellhound slide down a staircase only to get hit in the crotch when he gets down. Annabella giggled seeing this.
"Mm-hmm." Loona said a little unsure.
"I would've thrown a bigger one, but I couldn't convince Belphegor to let me break into her stash of party drugs. So, fucking lame! I mean, I usually just steal them, but Belle changed the locks." Beelzebub said.
"She says I'm a total jackass for trying. But, hey... I'm proud to be a total jackass." Beelzebub said as she summons a bottle of beer and drinks from the bottle.
"Heh. Anyway, yeah Bee, this is Loona and her little sister, Annabella. And, Loona, this is my girlfriend, Bee." Vortex said wrapping an arm around Bee.
"Nice to meetcha, bitch! And of course you cutie!" Beelzebub said as she ruffled Annabella's hair.
"Oh, this is... she's hot!" Loona said as her eyes widen in realization.
"Ha! Holy shit! Okay. Tex you didn't tell me she was hilarious. That's so funny." Bee said smiling.
"Right." Loona said.
Beelzebub: "I love that that's the first thing you say to me. You don't give a shit how freaky you come off, and that's. Fucking. Beautiful." Bee said as she moved next to Loona and Annabella. "You are my new favorite people." Bee said.
"Are we, though?" Loona asked with a fake smile.
"Yeah, bitch!" Bee said and laughed. "No, really. Reminds me of the time I saw Satan without a shirt on." Bee said without shame.
Vortex turns his head towards her at this.
"I was like, "Oof! Boy! You are hot as hell!"." Bee said grinning.
"But, then I wanted to die, 'cause it was so awkward. 'Cause he's more like a brother to me. You know? But not actually my brother. So, I guess... it was fine. I could hit that..." Bee said as she laughs a little.
Loona looks around awkwardly as Annabella tilted her head confused.
"Anyway, girl, you have a good time tonight. Get some sweets, get some eats. Drink it, tear it, fuck it up! Whoo!" Bee said smiling.
Bee walks over to some party guests.
"Cheers, honey! Thank you for coming." She said smiling before turning to another guest. "Do you need anything? Are you having fun? Are you good? Are you drunk?" She asked.
A hellhound with a cone full of Beelzejuice nods in response.
"Okay, good. Okay, great..." Bee said while walking off.
"Yeeeah, Annie and I are gonna gooooo." Loona said as she grabbed her little sister's hand.
"Uh, what? Why? You just got here. At least one drink, right?" Vortex asking confused as Annabella looked up at her sister confused as well.
"Nope, you really wouldn't like me after one drink." Loona said.
"But Loona..." Annabella said softly.
She puts her cup down at a nearby staircase and walks out the door, shedding tears as she calls Blitzo and Izzy.
Meanwhile inside Blitzo's apartment(after him and Izzy returned after their night at Stolas') Blitzo's red phone rings then the camera zooms out to show Blitzo on a purple couch with his two black eyelids closed while saliva hangs out of his mouth while his arm holds a blue tub of ice cream then sits up with two eyelids half open then wipes off the saliva from his mouth, hears his phone ring, then he looks at it and his eyes bug out, startling Izzy awake, who fell off the couch with a THUD.
Back at the party, Loona and Annabella is waiting for Blitzo and Izzy.
"So stupid. I shouldn't have come." Loona said with a sigh as she crosses her arms.
The I.M.P van arrives as Blitzo rolls down the window showing Izzy in the passenger seat.
"Hey Loonie, Annie. How you doin', you alright?" Blitzo asked then frowns while his hand is on the steering wheel.
"Yeah I'm fine. I just wanna go." Loona said as she helped Annabella into her car seat before she got into the van with her arms crossed.
"He-hey, that sounds like Blitzo! Isabella!" An Imp said as he looked over at the van.
"The o is silent, asshole! And you leave Izzy out of this!" Blitzo said as he looked out the window.
"He-hey, I knew it was you! Fuck, man, where you been? You here for the party? How's it going pretty lady?" The Imp asked Izzy who in returned rolled her eyes lightly, annoyed at flirted with.
"N-no, I'm just here picking up my daughter and baby sister with MY Izzy." Blitzo said annoyed as he wrapped one of his arms around Izzy to prove his point.
"Oh, shit! Do you have a daughter now? And why is your baby sister at this type of party?" The Imp asked surprised and slightly annoyed.
"Adopted!" Loona said annoyed as Annabella growled at the Imp for hitting on HER mama.
"Oh, man, you're already leaving? Things just got started. Come in and show us all up again." The Imp said trying to bait Blitzo.
"No, no, thank you. But I think Loona and Annie wants to head back." Izzy said as she looked back to check on Annabella.
Loona notices a handsome hellhound approaching the van.
"Huh, the hottie next to you wants to leave?" The Hellhound asked as he winked at Loona playfully.
"Watch it!" Blitzo growled at the Hellhound.
"I mean, we could stay a little longer." Loona said as her tail was wagging as she saw the handsome Hellhound.
"I think we need to go, m'kay? I think it's been a long night." Izzy said as she put her hand on Loona's shoulder gently.
"Well, these people seem to know you. Come on! I think I wanna give this another try." Loona said as she looked at both her parents.
Annabella makes puppy dog eyes.
"Pleeease?" Annabella asked.
"Okay, fine. Maybe one drink." Blitzo said as he rubbed his temples.
Cut to Blitzo drinking from a keg as the other guests chant. Izzy watched as she held Annabella on her hip.
"Blitzo! Blitzo! Blitzo! Blitzo!" Loona chanted happily.
"Blitzy! Blitzy! Blitzy! Blitzy!" Annabella chanted as she clapped happily.
"Aaagh!" Blitzo said as he hops off the empty keg.
The hellhounds howl, even Loona.
"Ha ha! That was nothing bitch! Give me a real challenge!" Blitzo said as he sticks his tongue out of his mouth causing Izzy to shake her head in amusement.
Beelzebub then appears behind Blitzo holding a chicken leg.
"Oh, yeah? Wanna fucks with the big bitch, imp boy? I got a challenge for ya." Beelzebub said grinning.
"Oh... He's gonna die." Vikki said as everyone around them watched.
"Aaaalright, let's do this!" Vortex said as he arrived with two yellow kegs and put them down. "From Bee's personal supply, the hardest shit there is."
Blitzo does some stretches.
"You ready, my man?" Vortex asked grinning.
"Oh, born ready!" Blitzo said as he tried to open one of the kegs. "Bring it, barky! I will drink you under this fucking table, you have no idea what kind of night I've had!"
Beelzebub uses her powers to lift the kegs and prep nozzles for them.
"Alright, shit talker, but there hasn't been a soul yet who can beat me at my own game. So, you better bring the fire, baby." Beelzebub said as she laughed.
"Oh, is Queen Bee too scared to lose to a little imp like me?" Blitzo asked with a grin as he winked at Izzy who playfully rolled her eyes as Annabella giggled.
"Oh, okay. Let's get it on, you little bastard!" Beelzebub said.
Vortex signals for the contest to begin, and Beelzebub and Blitzo start drinking.
"Come on, Blitz! Fuck her up! You can do it!" Loona said cheering on her dad.
Blitzo rips off the nozzle and chugs the whole keg while two eyes closed, surprising Beelzebub, who looks at him in concern along with Izzy.
"Who's the queen now?!" Blitzo asked as he climbed on top of the empty keg.
"Yeah! That's my DAD!" Loona said impressed as Blitzo looked in her direction and smiled at the fact she finally called him dad.
"Well fuck me! That's a first. I haven't had a first in a while. That was magical, seriously, impressive. I tip my crown to you, imp boy." Beelzebub said as she bows to Blitzo. "Respect."
She howls, prompting the other party guests, including Loona, to cheer as Blitzo passes out drunk, as he gets carried off as Beelzebub and Vortex look at each other in concern. Izzy tried to find Blitzo with Annabella
As the party continues, the guests continue having fun and chatting, Loona is shown laughing with a couple of other hellhounds, and Vortex taps her on the shoulder.
"Hey, Loon. I don't mean to be a buzzkill here. But your uh, dad... guy dude... Is um... He's seeming a bit..." Vortex said without trying to sound rude.
Beelzebub then comes up behind him looking concerned.
"Out of control, like... A mess." Beelzebub said worried.
"Yeah, it's worrisome. You wanna maybe check on him or something?" Vortex asked worried.
"What!? No! No, Blitzo is fine. He's always a mess, trust me." Loona said not getting what they meant since Blitzo has never shown himself as a mess to her.
"Look honey, I see people having fun and getting fucked up all the time. But, he's clearly getting wasted off his ass and causing problems on purpose. So, I feel like, you should check up on him at least. And it seems that your mom and sister can't find him." Beelzebub said as she gestured to a worried looking Izzy and a sugar crashed Annabella who had snuck to the candy when Izzy wasn't looking.
Loona starts to get enraged as the hounds she was talking to poke their heads over to eavesdrop.
"Just see if something's up." Beelzebub practically begged.
Loona then marches over to Beelzebub and confronts her.
"Don't act like you know him like I do." Loona said pissed.
"I ain't sayin' that. I'm just pretty sure he's had like four tongues inside him at once. I mean... good for him." Beelzebub said as she glanced at Vortex.
Vortex nods in agreement.
"But... I can taste the flavor of people at my parties, and he's giving off a very... not okay vibe, you know?" Beelzebub said causing Izzy to look over in disgust since she heard that part.
Loona gets progressively angrier.
"Oh yeah, and I'd bet you'd know the okay vibe, right? I mean everyone likes you so much." Loona said pissed.
Beelzebub flies up near Loona's face to challenge her.
"What's that supposed to mean, you got a problem or somethin' sour cream?" Beelzebub asked as she shifts into her larger demonic form. "Don't fuck with me!"
Loona preps for a fight until she sees how it's upsetting Vortex.
"Sorry. Yeah, nope, I'll, uh... I'll check on him." Loona said with a sigh.
She walks off as Beelzebub shows what appears to be genuine concern, possibly for Loona before she shrinks back to her normal size.
"Uuuugh... sorry, sorry. I know I got a little spicy there. I just... hope everything works out. Now, let's dance!" Beelzebub said as she flies off with Vortex.
Meanwhile, Loona, Izzy, and Annabella looks around trying to find Blitzo.
"Blitz! Bliitz! Where are you, shithead! BLIT-" Izzy said as they kept looking.
She sees Blitzo French-kissing another imp.
"Oh piss on a dick!" Loona and Izzy shouts as Loona grabbed Blitzo by the collar.
"What the fuck are you doing Blitz?!" Izzy asked pissed.
"This guy~" Blitzo said pointing to the imp, who briefly waves causing Izzy to growl angrily.
"It looks like you're in the middle of a goddamn orgy! Stop!" Izzy said pissed as Annabella whimpered from Izzy's back.
"Look, I didn't expect you to come in here and see any of this, Izzy. I'm so sorry, but it's a party, I'm just havin' fun with, uh..." Blitzo said as his speech was slurred as he turns to the imp. "The fuck is your name again?"
"Dennis." The imp said.
"Christ on a stick, you would be a Dennis." Blitzo said as he waves his arms, shooing Dennis away. "Get the fuck away from me! I'm not fucking a Dennis tonight! I need a Monica or Alejandro in here, stat!" Blitzo said pissing Izzy off even more.
The imp standing by a nearby corner pulls him in.
"Better~" Blitzo said sticking his tongue out.
Loona punches the imp's face in, causing him to back away, then Blitzo stumbles, and she catches him.
"You don't need anyone else sucking your face, freaky weirdo, besides Mom." Loona said as she carries Blitzo over her shoulder as Izzy followed with Annabella on her back. "You need to drink something other than Beelzejuice."
"Uuuugh, no..." Blitzo said pouting like a child.
Loona carries Blitzo to the van, and buckles him up, as Izzy put Annabella in her car seat, and climbed in, then Loona's three new friends wave her goodbye; Loona waves back, then she gets in the van and drives off.
"Do you need to throw up?" Izzy asked annoyed.
"Mmm... no..." Blitzo said pouting.
"Yeah you do." Loona said as she looked at her mom in the review mirror as Izzy shook her head, causing Loona to see Annabella asleep in her car seat.
Back at the apartment, Loona turns on the lights and puts Blitzo back on the couch, then gets a glass of water and a blanket for him as Izzy put Annabella to bed and to check on Mary.
"I had a really shitty day..." Blitzo said drunk.
"Oh yeah? Is that why you drank like five gallons worth of who-knows-what?" Loona said chuckling a little as Izzy appeared behind the couch.
"Fuck, my dad was right." Blitzo said as he closed his eyes. "I'm gonna die alone, aren't I? Just a wrinkly, old, withered, waste. Will you be there, Loonie?" Blitzo asked with a quivering mouth as Izzy gently put her hand on Blitzo's head.
"Be...where?" Loona asked slightly confused.
"I dunno, jus-" Blitzo mumbled. "...lonely... Die alone..."
"I'll be there, Dad." Loona said softly.
She drapes the blanket over Blitzo and pats his head.
"Now go the fuck to sleep... okay?" Loona asked as she turned the lights off as Izzy stroked Blitzo's head. *turns off the lights*
"Millie... Moxxie... Stolas...Izzy... Annie... Mary..." Blitzo mumbles.
Loona takes one last look at Blitzo before heading into her room, then after a beat, Blitzo vomits up the Beelzejuice.
"Blitz!" Izzy said annoyed.
"Fuck! Yeah, I did need to throw up." Blitzo said to no one in particular.
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