me: sees whiny babies complaining about ~problematic ships~

me:

look guys it matters jack crap in the real world what fictional characters u like to see kissing.

FICTION. IS NOT. REALITY
-fiction isnt reality

-fiction no es reality

-FICTION ISNT FREAKI NG REALITY

hey! i like fictional violence and gore, but im a pacifist pansy irl

it matters zero what ships you like, ok? i may be morally against it but that's why i -gasps- dont look at it! i blacklist the tag, blog shippers that post only that content!

FICTKON ISNT REALITY GUYS JUST SHIP WHAYEBER IT DOESNT MATTER

NONE OF IT MATTERS ITS A CARTOON/BOOK/MOVIE