I was at Buffet city and when we
got our fortune cookies mine said
(note that was about to explode)
"If your still hungry have another
cookie.

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Me:dude she just called you fat.

Friend: Oh, he'll nah

Friend: hold my cake.

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Love you my little Spartans
* runs away *