SWEDUN pov (My baby ;-;) trigger just a warning)

I woke up the next day to the sweet sounds of Finland and our son Sealand. I hope I can be a good dad and help Sealand out.
I started making coffee knowing the wife is angry without it, and very scary. "Morning?" He stated giving sealand hot coco since it was near winter. He fixed his bandages and saw Finland waking up so he gave him his coffee before stretching as they all walked together to the hallway to get ready for food. Sealand sat at the kiddy table they keep Incase they have unexpected or little guest. He smiled as the animals joined him. It was Russia's day to cook so he made a Russian breakfast and pancakes. Giving peter (aka Sealand) a small bit of pancakes after showing his parents to make sure they weren't big enough. Soon everyone ate and gave him the thanks. "May I read?" Asked Greece. Surprisingly he was full awake, "Sure" Germany stated as he walked up there. Opening the book he began "this is.. Sweden's," he mumbled as he read and looked shock and went to Sweden's face trying to not laugh. "Sweden can write novels. He is a famous writer and no one knows who" he stated as he laughs "he also made pewdiepie But he slapped him in 2017 because he started being an idiot." He stated as everyone laughed.
"Duh. He is an huge idiot a smart guy in the past but an idiot now" he mutters "next is Canada.
"Dear diary everyone keeps saying get my stuff together. I think they think I'm America.. but I do have a thing I have to do.. DESTROY JUSTIN BEIBER (Okay so I don't mind some of His music) " he stated and laughed. Canada blushed and giggled. Prussia holding Canada as he laughed. "Okay. Next is Finland,
Finland is actually loves being fem like because he is a mother type figure even though he has the father style." He stated as even nodded. He was Santa after all.
"Next is italy" he stated
"Italy has so many scars he covers with his magic, some of from his own self, some from others, and some from the heta house. He even went crazy with the pain and for 10 whole days he killed everything and everyone no matter whom at the heta House" he stated as everyone was shocked as italy stood there. Trying not to panic and waits for anyone to hurt him. "Well.. we'll deal with this later" Germany mumbled hugging the small Italian.
"Almost done.." he mumbled and read the next one "this will be sad.." he mumbled as everyone got ready.
"Sealand has killed himself so many tines, England has over 50 cuts on his thighs. His brothers hurt England every time they visited till he was almost controlling the whole world.
Finland has gone crazy and joined wars just to help his people and kill.
Sweden got kicked in the brain and hence why his speech is different.
Canada isn't noticed only to a few people, France, America, and micro nations.
Since Russia's birthday is on Christmas everyone is getting ready as no one comes over, he is by himself.
Russia can't handle a pet since what he did in the past with experiments.
Romano is the one who will live as Italy's side will sink but he will become a land of the sea.
China has asthma and contacts due to pollution.
Austria was in a wheelchair
Prussia has lost his virginity to Russia because his boss made him.
Prussia is the memories of every single person whom lived and died during the Berlin Wall.
Germany and Prussia have the tattoo of brotherhood.
Lilly can shoot a gun but wants peace.
Lilly can make clothes and donate them to the poor or kids
Elizabeth wanted to be a boy growing up but respects Austria since he was the first to treat her as a girl.
And Romania doesn't speak to anyone since they are afraid of him."
He finished as everyone held tears.
Some held there breaths, while others hugged some.
"Poor guys.."
Someone muttered "and just one one page?" Another said. Soon they stopped so the can go eat but none had the apatite and just went to there families to hug.