Boingy boing Oppai

(Y/n) POV

I met Kiba, Issei, Koneko, Saji, Irina and Xenovia at the church and they gave us coats and sweet fedora's "M'lady" I said jokingly earning a punch in the side from Koneko 

"Idiot" she said as I held my side 

"You knew the risks of giving me a hat like this, and that was one of them"I said as Xenovia and Irina came out from the back 

"So we good to go?" I asked them and Xenovia nodded 

"Yes, we are grateful to you four for helping us and in exchange you should know the white one has awoken" she said to Issei. She was referring to the white dragon, Albion, I know about him from Revenant and he also told me about how him and the red dragon were destined to fight each other. 

"Thanks, let's go" Issei said and we left the church 

"So, how are we even supposed to find this guy?" I said out loud 

"Don't know but you'll know him when you see him" Kiba said and we kept walking down the street. We elected to take the east half of town while Xenovia and Irina took the west and we soon came upon an older looking building 

"Damn it smells bad" I said covering my nose. we all then stopped in front and some guy jumped down form the top 

"Schwing!" the guy said and Kiba blocked his sword with his own 

"Damn, I was looking forward to some good old priest hunting tonight but instead I found five dirty devils instead" the crazy guy said and I ripped off the jacket and hat and activated my gear 

"This our guy?" 

"Yeah, that's him" Kiba and the crazy priest went into a  one on one and I could barely keep track of them 

"Damn, barely can keep up with those two" I said just watching the sparks from their blades colliding with each other 

"Oh, you need to slow them down, that it?" and Saji summoned his gear and it looked like a lizard and it shot a blue tongue out and it grabbed the priests foot 

"The hell?" he said and started chopping it but it wouldn't break 

"Damn, another one of these stupid dragons" 

"Yours is a dragon too?" Issei asked Saji and his gear boosted up 

"Oh yeah, the dragons awake now" and Koneko picked Issei up and threw him at Kiba letting Issei give the power to him. Kiba then stabbed the ground using his sword birth making tons of new blades come out of the ground 

"Sword birth huh?" a voice of some person said as I could hear someone walking out of the building 

"Who's there?" 

"A sacred gear that can exhibit invincible power based on the users ability. Oh Freed, looks like your use of holy swords could use some brushing up couldn't it?" some old fat guy said walking out 

"Look, it's old man Balba (that's his name but I thought it had a V in it) and Kiba's eyes widened in shock 

"That must be the guy Xenovia was talking about" Issei said from the top of the building "He's the mastermind behind the holy sword project" Koneko said as we all sized up this new guy 

"Balba Galilei!" Kiba shouted form the top of the building and he looked up at Kiba 

"The one and only" 

"One and only what old man? Make yourself useful and get this lizard tongue off me" Freed said in annoyance 

"You need to pour all your energy into the blade of the sword" "Oh is that it? One energy cocktail coming up" Freed said as his swords blade glowed and he cut the tongue 

"I have a great idea why don't you all just stand there and become prey for my sword?!" Freed said slashing at Kiba but something blocked him 

"Xenovia?" Issei siad still at the top of the building 

"Yoo hoo!" Irina said as she ran over and threw off her cloak 

"When did you two get here?" I asked her 

"What do you mean, you called us" 

"Pay attention next time" Koneko said holding up a cell phone 

"Your both traitors, hear me Freed Sellzen and Balba Galilei, I condemn your souls in the name of our God" Xenovia said pushing Freed back 

"Ugh, how dare you say that, don't you ever say that disgusting name in my presence again" Freed shouted like a maniac and Kiba went to cut him in half but he jumped back down to Balba 

"Your done" 

"Huh?" 

"All you had to do was get rid of those vermin from the church that snuck in, easy. But there they are with holy swords and your outmatched, time to pull back" 

"Aw so soon? Well, see ya!" and Freed threw something at the ground making them vanish 

"Damn" Saji muttered and Xenovia and Kiba ran past us 

"Let's go Irina" and the three ran off 

"Wait, I wanna come too" Issei said coming down 

"I don't think that's an option" I said catching his shirt 

"Why?" he said and Rias, Akeno, Sona and Tsubaki teleported in. they brought us inside and we all started apologizing 

"I know we said we wouldn't intervene but I at least want to know what's going on" Rias said in her usual calm manner while Sona, well, not so much and Akeno and Tsubaki were assigned to keep an eye on them. Sona started scolding Saji and he looked terrified, but I've seen what Sona's sister does and that's not pretty in any way. 

"I'm assuming Kibas not here because he went to go look for that Balba is that correct?"

 "Yeah, he went after him with Xenovia and Irina" I answered sitting next to Issei 

"Koenko, why did you ever get involved with all this?" 

"Because I didn't want Kiba to go away, sorry"

"Huh, well there's no use dwelling  on it now in there. I need you to be mindful of your actions, the choices you make will always have an affect on the rest of us, you understand that right?" 

"Yes, president" the three of us said together and we all looked over as Saji cried in pain 

"I think you need more time to reflect on your actions" Sona said as she spanked Saji with her magic making it even more painful 

"I'm sorry Sona, I beg your forgiveness" he cried out again 

"Not yet, not until you've had 1,000 spankings" and she did it again 

"She's using her powers to spank him" 

"You should see what her sister does" 

"Is it painful?" 

"I take drugs to forget what she does" I said shivering at the thought 

"Oh man, what's Rias gonna do?" Issei said in fear. Rais then stood up as Issei shrieked 

"Issei, Koenko, (Y/n)" and she grabbed us and pulled us into a hug 

"What is wrong with you kids, all you do is make me worry" 

"How come they get hugs while I'm getting my ass beaten?" Saji said as Sona spanked him two more times 

"That's them, this is us" and Issei looked relieved 

"Alright, Issei, I need you to bend over please" Rias said letting us go 

"What? I thought you were going to forgive us" he whined while me and Koneko stayed silent waiting for the inevitable 

"That's not how it works a master is responsible for disciplining her servants you two will be punished with a thousand spankings" Rias said as she summoned a magic circle in her hand 

"What about (Y/n)?" Issei said as I let out a breath 

"Akeno is in charge of his punishment" and I looked at her and her hand sparked 

"Oh balls"

Time skip

"My ass hurts" Issei said as we both held ours 

"Shut up, I could probably put my phone on my butt and it would charge the battery" I said holding mine as  we got back home 

"Welcome home you guys" Asia said opening the door, only wearing a apron 

"You guys have been out late so your probably hungry, any requests?" 

"Just a question, you do realize what your wearing right?" Issei asked and I could see the wheels in Rias' head turning. Asia explained that she go the idea form girls at school and Issei said something about a four eyed pervy wench 

"Impressive" Rias said making both me and Issei look at her 

"It's simple yet effective, you are going to be a wickedly sexy devil one day" Rias said praising Asia 

"But what if I don't want to be wicked or sexy?" 

"Yeah, then you should go change right? I mean what would happen if my mom saw you in this?" and Issei's mother poked her head out of the doorway 

"Oh I'm just living for these outfits, welcome home" she said waving at us 

"Huh, mom that's okay with a naked girl in the house, that's probably a first" I said to myself 

"She didn't know how to wear it" Issei said to her while waving his arms around 

"Of course she didn't so I helped her goofy" she said as Issei put his arms down and looked confused 

"Mother I'd like to wear one too, just like Asia" Rias said 'Fucking called it' I thought as Rias followed Issei's mom to go get an apron on. Me and Issei both sat down so we could get ice for our asses while the two girls made dinner for all of us 

"It's almost like both of your wives working together, how sweet" Issei's mom said as she went upstairs. The two bumped into each other making their breasts bounce and they laughed it off and I glanced over one more time and Rias winked at me 'Okay, maybe not the worst 24 hours of my life' I thought adjusting the ice on my ass.