Mom: I'm so sad that Madison ran away without saying goodbye

Mom's friend: Oh My gosh, you must be feeling terrible.

Mom: Not really.

Mom's friend: what?! Why not?

Mom: Because she is a squirrel, and it's normal for a squirrel to travel

Mom's friend: .........

Mom: you didn't think I was talking about my daughter Madison did you.

Mom's friend: Yah, psshhh I knew that.