Okay, okay. Star Wars fans, glue yourselves to your seats, and sorry if i make your ears bleed by saying 'AGH' or 'GAH' in this whole rant because i'm also going to be typing in caps lock. Also repeatedly screaming out of the random. Thank you for your attention. ^w^

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Mkay, so we all know one of the most famous sayings of all time, 

*in darth vader mask*

'LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!' 

But most of us just get so freaking tired of hearing it, OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

Hey, i get that you just LOVE them, but seriously people! Do we need to see an eight year old running around in star wars underwear while the star wars theme song is blasting?! NO! NONONONONO, NO!

And another topper, is that some girls, just FANGIRL over Luke Skywalker.....I'll rant about his last name later in here~

These people are what i like to call,

SKYWALKERS!!!!!

Now these girls have posters stuck to at least every space of nothingness in their room!

WHY DONT YOU JUST STAPLE IT TO YOUR FOREHEAD?!?!?!

Fangirl: *squeals* I CANT BELIEVE IT!

Me: *looks over* Hm?

Fangirl: LUKE SKYWALKER FOLLOWED ME ON WATTPAD!! *kisses screen*

Me: *shudders* 

Fangirl: Look! *points at screen*

Me: *squints eyes* Its an anon.

Fangirl: I DONT CARE I LOVE HIM! I LOVE YOU LUKE! LETS GET MARRIED AND-

Me: *shifts uncomfortably*

DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN??? GAH!!!

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Now, it's not just girls, there are boys who also fan boy over Laya.

LAYA STALKERS!!!!!

These guys either are just being themselves (if you know what i mean girls)

or you can just tell from the apple core, that they are just acting plain dumb over their fandom world of Laya.

And trust me, they are NOT only frolicking in sausage fields.....IT'S FOR REAL DUDE.

Me: *sculpting*

Cousin: *bursts through door* SOPHIE SOPHIE SOPHIE!!!!

Me: KABOOBLE! *throws needle at window and falls out of chair* WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!?! *grabs bat*

Cousin: THERE'S A NEW STAR WARS MOVIE COMING OUT!!! *squeals like girl* 

Me: Oh, yippee. *note the sarcasm* *drinks awesome juice*

Cousin: AND PRINCESS LAYA IS BECOMING A DISNEY PRINCESS.

Me: *spits out juice and chokes* GET OUT!!!!

Cousin: Sorry! *scrams*

Me: *throws tantrum*

Yeeeeeeah. I just hate them....the fans...sorry for those who LOVE star wars.........NOT WORKING OUT.

Oh! And the last name Skywalker?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M DONE WITH THIS!

 *flips table*  *storms out*

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