a/n: I hope you inhale happiness in the purest form. Not the helium form.

Jordan: bold
Darlene: italics

I sort of promise that this is the last disturbing Harry Potter gif that I'm going to post. Sort of.

➡incoming call
→Hot Stuff

"After a week, you're finally back."

"Well I missed you too."

"How can you go on a little vacation without informing any body?"

"How was I suppose to know that my step father is such a clean freak and he would vacuum the note off my bed?"

"...Wow."

"Exactly."

"That's cool hot stuff. I thought you were being a drama king. Literally. I've missed you."

"Bonding with my godfather is such a crime these days. And I've missed you too Bree."

"Darlene? Can we continue this date?"

"...Who is that?"

"It's Bill. I'm kinda meant to be having a date but you called so I couldn't resist, haha."

"I see. Can you put me on speaker? I want to say hi."

"Okay sure. Bill, Jordan wants to say hi. I'm putting the call on loud speaker mode."

"Hey Bill?"

"Yes?"

"You sound like a chipmunk."

"What??"

*dial tone*

"Oh my God, hot stuff."

"Why the fuck are you calling him hot stuff?"

"...Because he's hot? And stuff?"

➡

a/n: ah, vacuum cleaners have the tendency to ruin lives to be honest?

QOTD: Are you a Gryffindor, Slytherin, Hufflepuff or Ravenclaw?