How to make an POTATO

Step 1: CLEAR UR SCHEDULE!!!

Step 2: GET A POTATO FROM UR TOMATO GARDEN, THROW OUT ALL THE TOMATOES, AND GET THE POTATO

Step 3: Play Potato Relay. What is Potato Relay, you ask? Well, u dress ur potato up as Jacksepticeye, run across the room, and throw da potato at the wall. THEN U WIN

Step 4: Worship Yeesus with CrankThatFrank and make stars, like this. (Don't eat soap, kids. Even if you're trying to clean your soul, don't do it.)

Step 5: Buy an watering can and put potato on the stove. Then, take potato and bury it.

Step 6: Wait 6 weeks. To allow potato to grow.

Enjoy your potato!