The girl who likes to draw is obviously wanting to be an artist

The girl: I want to be a lawyer

The boy who likes to bite his finger is obviously gonna be a rapist

The boy: I wanna be a human biologist

The boy who likes to watch cartoons is totally a child

The boy: I just wanna animate

The girl who always talks is obviously gonna be a spokeswoman

The girl: I just want to share my voice!

The girl who's typing this is a bitch

The girl: Oh sure... I am... but at least I'm writing and not putting up fights and talking about cocks!